In desperation, scientists turn to OnlyFans for funding.
But it's not Hot Scientist Feet.
No. It's HOT MARMOT SUMMER. OnlyMarms. It makes me both sad for the state of funding, and also...I mean good on ya, that is creative thinking!
https://www.sfgate.com/national-parks/article/marmot-researchers-make-onlyfans-22357723.php
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