Jesus: Feed the hungry. Clothe the poor. Heal the sick. Do unto others as you would have them do unto you. Judge not, least ye be judged. It's easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than a rich man to get into heaven. Give up all your worldly goods and follow me. Etc.
Trump: Grab 'em by the pussy and buy my NFTs!
Republicans: They're the same really.
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