Sitting in the cinema, the guy on my right was laying on his phone through the ads and clips.
He switched his phone off the moment the film started.
AND IMMEDIATELY FELL ASLEEP.
Not only feel asleep. He IMMEDIATELY STARTED SNORING!!!
Oh and he smelled, too.
I couldn't help thinking "is that what I smell like to other people?!"
Patrick Hadfield
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2025-12-24 20:30:20 UTC
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