I don't have a camera.
"BULLSHIT. Everyone has a camera."
And I don't.
"JUST OPEN THE PRIVACY LENS."
There is no privacy lens because there is no camera. Asus G733ZS-DS94. Look it up.
"... WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU BUY A LAPTOP WITHOUT A CAMERA?"
Your question about why I would buy a laptop without a camera is answered by your demand I turn the camera on.