rich1.0seth (npub15u…x05rq)https://yabu.me/npub15u3cqhx6vuj3rywg0ph5mfv009lxja6cyvqn2jagaydukq6zmjwqex05rqnjumphttps://yabu.meHappy Birthday, nostr:npub18ams6ewn5aj2n3wt2qawzglx9mr4nzksxhvrdc4gzrecw7n5tvjqctp424 , the undisputed King of the Purple Pill! You’ve shoved that grape-flavored hopium down our throats so relentlessly that Pfizer just DM’d you for consulting fees. Meanwhile, the real Grape Ape slapped you with a cease-and-desist faster than you can say “nostr:npub…” Walked into your house once: Fierce Grape Gatorade on IV drip, purple keyboard, purple mousepad, purple LED toilet bowl so even your piss stays on-brand. Bro, you’re one Grimace Shake away from turning into a full-blown ultraviolet superhero nobody asked for. As Shakespeare himself would say if he were on Nostr today: “Though this be madness, yet there is method in’t.” Respect, to a Nostr Legend; enjoy the day brother, love ya! 🟣🎭 https://roast-derek.shakespeare.wtf #RoastDerek