<oembed><type>rich</type><version>1.0</version><title>MattA wrote</title><author_name>MattA (npub13l…chmy5)</author_name><author_url>https://yabu.me/npub13ldzrxwy8x066ll5zf45qtcltms40ld7fsy4rejdlcc64my80lcslchmy5</author_url><provider_name>njump</provider_name><provider_url>https://yabu.me</provider_url><html>WTF!! 🤦🏻‍♂️&#xA;&#xA;My neighbor just told me that he owns a couple of pounds of gold, between coins &amp; bars.&#xA;&#xA;I said, “That’s awesome!  It’s less-fuckable doomsday money. &#xA;Do you store it in a safe in your house?”&#xA;&#xA;He said, “No, I have it all in a safety deposit box at my bank.”&#xA;&#xA;I said, “Dude, at the bank? That totally defeats the purpose of owning gold.”&#xA;&#xA;He says, “How so? What’s wrong with the bank?”</html></oembed>