<oembed><type>rich</type><version>1.0</version><title>deeznuts wrote</title><author_name>deeznuts (npub13t…yllwf)</author_name><author_url>https://yabu.me/npub13tkusutqsx0yjr9szc4vhkxf5fkhne3aka84kxm9jwgp9yj20uzsnyllwf</author_url><provider_name>njump</provider_name><provider_url>https://yabu.me</provider_url><html>GM!&#xA;&#xA;&#xA;Let&#39;s briefly summarize Trump&#39;s statement on Iran:&#xA;&#xA;January 18: &#34;Iranian patriots, help is on the way, we&#39;re coming&#34;&#xA;&#xA;• February 28: &#34;We&#39;re launching a decisive operation, it will be very quick&#34;&#xA;&#xA;• March 2: &#34;We will win easily&#34;&#xA;&#xA;• March 3: &#34;We&#39;ve won the war&#34;&#xA;&#xA;• March 7: &#34;We&#39;ve defeated Iran&#34;&#xA;&#xA;• March 9: &#34;We need to attack Iran, the war is almost completely and beautifully coming to an end&#34;&#xA;&#xA;• March 12: &#34;We&#39;ve won, but we&#39;re not completely won yet&#34;&#xA;&#xA;• March 13: &#34;We&#39;ve won the war&#34;&#xA;&#xA;• March 14: &#34;Please help us open the strait&#34;&#xA;&#xA;• March 15: &#34;If you don&#39;t help us, I&#39;ll definitely remember this&#34;&#xA;&#xA;• March 16: &#34;We don&#39;t really need any help at all, I was just checking to see who was listening to me&#34;&#xA;&#xA;• &#34;If NATO doesn&#39;t help, something very bad will happen to them.&#34;&#xA;&#xA;• March 17: &#34;We don&#39;t need NATO&#39;s help, and we don&#39;t want it.&#34; &#34;I don&#39;t need Congressional approval to leave NATO.&#34;&#xA;&#xA;• March 18: &#34;Allies must cooperate to open the Strait of Hormuz.&#34;&#xA;&#xA;• March 19: &#34;US allies must gather strength and help open the Strait of Hormuz.&#34;&#xA;&#xA;• March 20: &#34;NATO is cowardly.&#34; &#34;Perhaps we will gradually phase it out.&#34;&#xA;&#xA;• March 21: &#34;We don&#39;t use the Strait, we don&#39;t need to open it; other countries need it.&#34;&#xA;&#xA;• March 22: &#34;This is the last time. I give Iran 48 hours.&#34; &#34;Iran is finished.&#34;&#xA;&#xA;• March 23: &#34;We give Iran another week and we will start bombing power plants.&#34;&#xA;&#xA;• March 24: &#34;The war is nearing its end.&#34;&#xA;&#xA;• March 25: &#34;We are negotiating with Iran.&#34;&#xA;&#xA;• March 26: &#34;Iran is begging for peace.&#34; &#34;They gave us a gift.&#34; &#34;We are postponing attacks on the power plants.&#34; &#34;We are giving them more time.&#34;&#xA;&#xA;• March 27: &#34;The Ayatollah and I will manage the Strait of Hormuz together.&#34;&#xA;&#xA;• March 28: &#34;Regime change has occurred in Iran.&#34;&#xA;&#xA;• March 29: &#34;Negotiations with Iran are going extremely well.&#34;&#xA;&#xA;• March 30: &#34;Threat of explosion and complete destruction of Iran&#39;s oil and energy infrastructure and occupation of Kharg Island.&#34;&#xA;&#xA;• March 31: &#34;We are ready to end the war without opening the Strait of Hormuz.&#34;&#xA;&#xA;• April 1: &#34;I predict the war will end in three days.&#34; &#34;We will bomb them for another two or three weeks until we bomb them back to the Stone Age.&#34;&#xA;&#xA;• April 2: &#34;We destroyed three of their major bridges, why don&#39;t they call us?&#34;</html></oembed>