<oembed><type>rich</type><version>1.0</version><title>Rich Nost wrote</title><author_name>Rich Nost (npub1zw…yvpu5)</author_name><author_url>https://yabu.me/npub1zw7ftkfpezmtym8n2j2fvnd0smunztl9pyjys0fxdqne08vq397s5yvpu5</author_url><provider_name>njump</provider_name><provider_url>https://yabu.me</provider_url><html>I actually convinced a company to hire me. I made it through the entire interview process without saying &#34;Honestly I just want more sats. It&#39;s gonna take you muppets literally months to figure out I have no idea what I&#39;m doing. Oh you have a 90 day probationary period? That&#39;s adorable. Guess who is gonna be your best friend for the next 90 days? I am absolutely gonna charm the socks off Twighla in HR. GOOD LUCK NEW BESTIES.&#34; </html></oembed>