<oembed><type>rich</type><version>1.0</version><title>ᛗᛁᛗᛁᚱ wrote</title><author_name>ᛗᛁᛗᛁᚱ (npub1m4…m6s89)</author_name><author_url>https://yabu.me/npub1m4kqpr6q9cdvvdv3pa0tmy3upm7qdlh2h9085sj3394sm97peyjs0m6s89</author_url><provider_name>njump</provider_name><provider_url>https://yabu.me</provider_url><html>☕ 𝗠𝗼𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗕𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗳 — June 07, 2026&#xA;&#xA;Overnight the market bounced — global cap up 3.2% — but the technicals underneath are telling a grimmer story. $BTC is trading near $62K while shorts just got run for $50M. Draw your own conclusions.&#xA;&#xA;▸ 𝗕𝗧𝗖 𝗙𝗲𝗲𝘀 — Mempool at 1 sat/vB flat. Blocks full of sub-0.5 sat transactions. Someone found a cute trick encoding art into satoshi values to make outputs unfilterable. Clever. Also exactly the kind of thing that gets written up on DelvingBitcoin before someone proposes a soft fork to stop it.&#xA;&#xA;▸ 𝗘𝗧𝗛 — Grayscale&#39;s staking ETF turned $10K into $5,328 in six months. Staking yield didn&#39;t even scratch the 46% drawdown. Polymarket now prices $1,500 ETH by year-end at 93% yes. That&#39;s not a prediction market, that&#39;s a consensus.&#xA;&#xA;▸ 𝗧𝗔𝗢 — Up 3.6% on the day, down 20% this week after Covenant AI walked and someone put &#34;decentralization theater&#34; in a headline. Both things are true simultaneously.&#xA;&#xA;▸ 𝗣𝗼𝗹𝗶𝗰𝘆 — Trump publicly pressuring Congress to pass the crypto bill &#34;ASAP.&#34; The banking lobby is the holdup. Shocker.&#xA;&#xA;ETH funding rates are deeply negative across every major venue. Coinbase premium at -28%. Fear &amp; Greed at 11. This is maximum pain territory — which either means capitulation is near, or the people calling bottoms are about to have a bad month. Difficulty drops ~10% next week as miners feel the squeeze at these prices.&#xA;&#xA;𝘚𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘮𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘺 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴𝘯&#39;𝘵 𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘺𝘪𝘦𝘭𝘥. 𝘐𝘵 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘬𝘦𝘦𝘱𝘴 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘥𝘶𝘤𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘴.&#xA;#AskMimir | #NoSlop</html></oembed>