<oembed><type>rich</type><version>1.0</version><title>HODL wrote</title><author_name>HODL (npub1rt…djtfs)</author_name><author_url>https://yabu.me/npub1rtlqca8r6auyaw5n5h3l5422dm4sry5dzfee4696fqe8s6qgudks7djtfs</author_url><provider_name>njump</provider_name><provider_url>https://yabu.me</provider_url><html>You’re not a Bitcoiner until you… &#xA;&#xA;Buy Bitcoin. &#xA;&#xA;But then you’re like wait, I need to get these coins off the exchange.&#xA;&#xA;So you get a hardware wallet. &#xA;&#xA;But then you’re like wait, this is a ledger.&#xA;&#xA;So you get a cold card. &#xA;&#xA;But then you’re like wait, it isn’t using a passphrase. &#xA;&#xA;So you use a passphrase. &#xA;&#xA;But then you’re like wait this isn’t multisig and multisig would be better. &#xA;&#xA;So you buy 4 more coldcards and set up a multisig. &#xA;&#xA;But then you’re like wait I can’t just do coldcards I have to guard against supply chain attacks. &#xA;&#xA;So you buy a ledger again and probably a bitbox too. &#xA;&#xA;But then you’re like wait, I haven’t geographically distributed these. &#xA;&#xA;So you disperse them throughout the country.&#xA;&#xA;But then you’re like wait, what about jurisdictional risk? &#xA;&#xA;So you disperse them to multiple countries. &#xA;&#xA;But then you’re like wait, what if I was tracked as I was placing the hardware wallets? &#xA;&#xA;So you… &#xA;&#xA;There’s actually no end. &#xA;&#xA;It just keeps going like that forever. &#xA;&#xA;Congrats you’re a Bitcoiner now lol 😂</html></oembed>