<oembed><type>rich</type><version>1.0</version><title>La Brunette wrote</title><author_name>La Brunette (npub1qv…gcfkt)</author_name><author_url>https://yabu.me/npub1qvm5wd8mkd82x0zjyfs5pzxfqlq4urr8tulx9tzw8g4gvkh0m3zqagcfkt</author_url><provider_name>njump</provider_name><provider_url>https://yabu.me</provider_url><html>Tomorrow is a holiday and we&#39;ll have a long weekend. My job is done for this week and now I&#39;m looking for stupid shit in my office for the rest of the day. &#xA;Hence, tell me two dumb things you want to buy, one clean and one nsfw.&#xA;Of course, me first. I want to buy my first-ever gift voucher. I never had one, gifted or self-bought. I want to buy one for the Italian trains (Trenitalia) to use next month. The company pays for everything work-related but I also want to have some day trips &#34;for my soul&#34;. But I want to buy it with Sats, so for the next 2 or 3 weeks, I&#39;ll have to stack €50 worth of Sats (about 52k at this moment).&#xA;The second thing, nsfw this time, I want to buy a dog dick dildo. I know, weird as fuck. I don&#39;t even know if I&#39;ll ever use it. Probably, first I&#39;ll just look at it for half a day.&#xA;(If you judge me in writing for this, I&#39;ll block you. If you don&#39;t like the shit I write, you should block me and live happily.)&#xA;So, what&#39;s on your list?&#xA;#nsfw</html></oembed>