<oembed><type>rich</type><version>1.0</version><title>Sats McJay wrote</title><author_name>Sats McJay (npub10m…x27hf)</author_name><author_url>https://yabu.me/npub10mtatsat7ph6rsq0w8u8npt8d86x4jfr2nqjnvld2439q6f8ugqq0x27hf</author_url><provider_name>njump</provider_name><provider_url>https://yabu.me</provider_url><html>&gt;There&#39;s a girl taking a lap on my lap.&#xA;&gt;I wake up.&#xA;&gt;It&#39;s just Laser.&#xA;&gt;I&#39;m so shocked I wake up again.&#xA;&gt;That weight is just the roof collapsed on my lap while I sleep.&#xA;&gt;I wake up from the pain.&#xA;&gt;The girl is back.&#xA;&gt;She looks me in the eye.&#xA;&gt;&#34;I need about tree fiddy&#34;&#xA;&gt;She&#39;s actual 7 stories tall&#xA;&gt;Looks like a creature from the protozoan era&#xA;&gt;Goddamn Loch Ness monster is sitting on my lap</html></oembed>