<oembed><type>rich</type><version>1.0</version><title>noBody𓅦 wrote</title><author_name>noBody𓅦 (npub1mc…r4ptv)</author_name><author_url>https://yabu.me/npub1mc20uche0cy599vpl850aschpu7wteundgsnf0msep79lu3fu5aq3r4ptv</author_url><provider_name>njump</provider_name><provider_url>https://yabu.me</provider_url><html>And the Angel of the Lord came unto me &#xA;Snatching me up from my place of slumber &#xA;And took me on high and higher still &#xA;Until we moved to the spaces betwixt the air itself &#xA;And he brought me into a vast farmland of our own Midwest &#xA;And as we descended, cries of impending doom rose from the soil&#xA;One thousand, nay, a million voices full of fear &#xA;And terror possessed me then &#xA;And I begged, &#34;Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams?&#34; &#xA;And the angel said unto me &#xA;&#34;These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots! &#xA;You see, Reverend Maynard &#xA;Tomorrow is harvest day and to them, it is the Holocaust&#34; &#xA;And I sprang from my slumber, drenched in sweat &#xA;Like the tears of one million terrified brothers and roared &#xA;&#34;Hear me now, I have seen the light! &#xA;They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! &#xA;Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers!&#34; &#xA;Can I get an amen? Can I get a hallelujah? Thank you, Jesus&#xA;&#xA;This is necessary &#xA;Life feeds on life feeds on life feeds on life</html></oembed>