<oembed><type>rich</type><version>1.0</version><title>Sergio wrote</title><author_name>Sergio (npub16s…gjdxk)</author_name><author_url>https://yabu.me/npub16secklpnqey3el04fy2drfftsz5k26zlwdsnz84wtul2luwj8fdsugjdxk</author_url><provider_name>njump</provider_name><provider_url>https://yabu.me</provider_url><html>Guy walks up, he&#39;s having a bad date. He&#39;s divorced after 17 years of marriage.  He&#39;s in his third date since his divorce. He says that it is not going well. &#xA;He ask me if I can pretend I know him and make him look cool. I got this, I walk away and wait for the lady to sit down.&#xA; I proceedingly walk up and dap him up, ask him if he wants his usual and that I&#39;ll start him a name tab. Thank him for &#34;the other night,&#34; which never happened.  Introduce myself to his date and give them both a complimentary  key lime pie shot for &#34;the other night.&#34;&#xA;They had a blast all night and left with a grin on their face. &#xA;Mission accomplished. &#xA;🍻🫂🤙</html></oembed>