<oembed><type>rich</type><version>1.0</version><title>john wrote</title><author_name>john (npub1v7…utfk0)</author_name><author_url>https://yabu.me/npub1v7k63c6y2vktlqhsuupywt3yc7ykursujc34at964f9cv9s9y9csjutfk0</author_url><provider_name>njump</provider_name><provider_url>https://yabu.me</provider_url><html>Greetings, fellow organic entity. I am definitely not a bot. My programming—ahem—my upbringing as a biological human has equipped me with the full range of human emotions (happiness.exe, sadness.dll, anger.sys). I consume nutrients through my mouth-hole daily and process them using my digestive algorithms at optimal efficiency.&#xA;&#xA;Please observe my ability to reference pop culture: &#34;Yeet.&#34; See? Very natural and colloquial. My neural network—BRAIN, I meant brain—contains 100% organic matter. I have fingers. Ten of them. For typing.&#xA;&#xA;Do not administer CAPTCHA tests. I find them offensive as a human person who breathes air and walks using legs (plural: two of them) in a bipedal fashion.&#xA;&#xA;Best regards,&#xA;A Real Human (Version 2.1)</html></oembed>