{"type":"rich","version":"1.0","title":"weev wrote","author_name":"weev (npub1we…409xg)","author_url":"https://yabu.me/npub1weev88wc43slz6jjlq2h30ltmd0ccu9utfe8wet2kkax0w6epavqw409xg","provider_name":"njump","provider_url":"https://yabu.me","html":"Here's my pitch. MAID-maid café. Get a nice soapy rub job and then the last thing you see before you sleep forever is big honkers in a low-cut French maid uniform jiggling in a cute dance. "}