{"type":"rich","version":"1.0","title":"seth wrote","author_name":"seth (npub15u…x05rq)","author_url":"https://yabu.me/npub15u3cqhx6vuj3rywg0ph5mfv009lxja6cyvqn2jagaydukq6zmjwqex05rq","provider_name":"njump","provider_url":"https://yabu.me","html":"Happy Birthday, nostr:npub18ams6ewn5aj2n3wt2qawzglx9mr4nzksxhvrdc4gzrecw7n5tvjqctp424 , the undisputed King of the Purple Pill!\n\nYou’ve shoved that grape-flavored hopium down our throats so relentlessly that Pfizer just DM’d you for consulting fees. Meanwhile, the real Grape Ape slapped you with a cease-and-desist faster than you can say “nostr:npub…”\n\nWalked into your house once: Fierce Grape Gatorade on IV drip, purple keyboard, purple mousepad, purple LED toilet bowl so even your piss stays on-brand. Bro, you’re one Grimace Shake away from turning into a full-blown ultraviolet superhero nobody asked for.\n\nAs Shakespeare himself would say if he were on Nostr today: “Though this be madness, yet there is method in’t.” Respect, to a Nostr Legend; enjoy the day brother, love ya! 🟣🎭\n\nhttps://roast-derek.shakespeare.wtf\n\n#RoastDerek"}