{"type":"rich","version":"1.0","title":"Deleted Account wrote","author_name":"Deleted Account (npub1m6…e2e6g)","author_url":"https://yabu.me/npub1m6gvtkek5sq3l82cfh7p3hs62ujxs6r8npre8m6jvvcm28utg05sde2e6g","provider_name":"njump","provider_url":"https://yabu.me","html":"Me: “Why are you here today, sir?”\n👴: “I feel like I’m dying!! It’s awful! Please help me.”\n…(has a cold)\n\nMe: “Why are you in the hospital today, ma’am?”\n👵: “Well young man last night I had an awful spill and suffered a complex fracture. I put some ice on my leg and went to sleep. However, when I woke up my ankle was really swollen and it seemed like I should get it checked out.”\n…(skin seems to be the only thing keeping the foot attached to her leg)\n\n\nWomen are way, way tougher than men."}