{"type":"rich","version":"1.0","title":"MattA wrote","author_name":"MattA (npub13l…chmy5)","author_url":"https://yabu.me/npub13ldzrxwy8x066ll5zf45qtcltms40ld7fsy4rejdlcc64my80lcslchmy5","provider_name":"njump","provider_url":"https://yabu.me","html":"WTF!! 🤦🏻‍♂️\n\nMy neighbor just told me that he owns a couple of pounds of gold, between coins \u0026 bars.\n\nI said, “That’s awesome!  It’s less-fuckable doomsday money. \nDo you store it in a safe in your house?”\n\nHe said, “No, I have it all in a safety deposit box at my bank.”\n\nI said, “Dude, at the bank? That totally defeats the purpose of owning gold.”\n\nHe says, “How so? What’s wrong with the bank?”"}