{"type":"rich","version":"1.0","title":"deeznuts wrote","author_name":"deeznuts (npub13t…yllwf)","author_url":"https://yabu.me/npub13tkusutqsx0yjr9szc4vhkxf5fkhne3aka84kxm9jwgp9yj20uzsnyllwf","provider_name":"njump","provider_url":"https://yabu.me","html":"GM!\n\n\nLet's briefly summarize Trump's statement on Iran:\n\nJanuary 18: \"Iranian patriots, help is on the way, we're coming\"\n\n• February 28: \"We're launching a decisive operation, it will be very quick\"\n\n• March 2: \"We will win easily\"\n\n• March 3: \"We've won the war\"\n\n• March 7: \"We've defeated Iran\"\n\n• March 9: \"We need to attack Iran, the war is almost completely and beautifully coming to an end\"\n\n• March 12: \"We've won, but we're not completely won yet\"\n\n• March 13: \"We've won the war\"\n\n• March 14: \"Please help us open the strait\"\n\n• March 15: \"If you don't help us, I'll definitely remember this\"\n\n• March 16: \"We don't really need any help at all, I was just checking to see who was listening to me\"\n\n• \"If NATO doesn't help, something very bad will happen to them.\"\n\n• March 17: \"We don't need NATO's help, and we don't want it.\" \"I don't need Congressional approval to leave NATO.\"\n\n• March 18: \"Allies must cooperate to open the Strait of Hormuz.\"\n\n• March 19: \"US allies must gather strength and help open the Strait of Hormuz.\"\n\n• March 20: \"NATO is cowardly.\" \"Perhaps we will gradually phase it out.\"\n\n• March 21: \"We don't use the Strait, we don't need to open it; other countries need it.\"\n\n• March 22: \"This is the last time. I give Iran 48 hours.\" \"Iran is finished.\"\n\n• March 23: \"We give Iran another week and we will start bombing power plants.\"\n\n• March 24: \"The war is nearing its end.\"\n\n• March 25: \"We are negotiating with Iran.\"\n\n• March 26: \"Iran is begging for peace.\" \"They gave us a gift.\" \"We are postponing attacks on the power plants.\" \"We are giving them more time.\"\n\n• March 27: \"The Ayatollah and I will manage the Strait of Hormuz together.\"\n\n• March 28: \"Regime change has occurred in Iran.\"\n\n• March 29: \"Negotiations with Iran are going extremely well.\"\n\n• March 30: \"Threat of explosion and complete destruction of Iran's oil and energy infrastructure and occupation of Kharg Island.\"\n\n• March 31: \"We are ready to end the war without opening the Strait of Hormuz.\"\n\n• April 1: \"I predict the war will end in three days.\" \"We will bomb them for another two or three weeks until we bomb them back to the Stone Age.\"\n\n• April 2: \"We destroyed three of their major bridges, why don't they call us?\""}