{"type":"rich","version":"1.0","title":"JordanTNM wrote","author_name":"JordanTNM (npub1p3…ltqmk)","author_url":"https://yabu.me/npub1p3za04z7mv86mkjzzhfkegxe4wsvwudct5m3wajt3gfg6hjy8exslltqmk","provider_name":"njump","provider_url":"https://yabu.me","html":"Omgoodness Toddster, don’t you know you’re supposed to be coca-cola only because it’s liquid scarcity.\n\nThere will only be 21 million coca-cola cans at a time whereas shit pop is mass produced!"}