{"type":"rich","version":"1.0","title":"Mike Dilger ☑️ wrote","author_name":"Mike Dilger ☑️ (npub1ac…9p35c)","author_url":"https://yabu.me/npub1acg6thl5psv62405rljzkj8spesceyfz2c32udakc2ak0dmvfeyse9p35c","provider_name":"njump","provider_url":"https://yabu.me","html":"My girlfriend was in a coma.  The doctor tried everything, then he told me \"there is one more thing we can try. It's a long shot, quite experimental.\"  I said to him \"anything, doc, anything we can do.\" He said \"you could try oral sex\" and I said \"god no! oh god!\" he says \"I've seen it work\" so I say \"ok ok then I'll give it a try.\"  So I go into her room, and five minutes later I come out and say \"Doctor, doctor! she's choking!\"\n\n--\n\nI gave my cat a bath today. I know they say you aren't supposed to give cats baths, but she was dirty and so I did it anyway. And it turned out fine. She just sat there purring the whole time. So you can ignore what they say, it's perfectly fine to give a cat a bath. The fur will stick to your tongue a bit, but other than that there's nothing wrong with it.\n"}