{"type":"rich","version":"1.0","title":"Rich Nost wrote","author_name":"Rich Nost (npub1zw…yvpu5)","author_url":"https://yabu.me/npub1zw7ftkfpezmtym8n2j2fvnd0smunztl9pyjys0fxdqne08vq397s5yvpu5","provider_name":"njump","provider_url":"https://yabu.me","html":"I actually convinced a company to hire me. I made it through the entire interview process without saying \"Honestly I just want more sats. It's gonna take you muppets literally months to figure out I have no idea what I'm doing. Oh you have a 90 day probationary period? That's adorable. Guess who is gonna be your best friend for the next 90 days? I am absolutely gonna charm the socks off Twighla in HR. GOOD LUCK NEW BESTIES.\" "}