{"type":"rich","version":"1.0","title":"junseth wrote","author_name":"junseth (npub1kk…k7348)","author_url":"https://yabu.me/npub1kkexr9d6lgtmd37tuqgqk2gcas79u95vun6qxd77wm6swt70qjnsek7348","provider_name":"njump","provider_url":"https://yabu.me","html":"Ok everyone here we go. I'm copying @hodl and zapping 100 sats to anyone who follows me and retweets this post over the next 24 hours or until I run out of the 300k sats I've been zapped on nostr, whichever comes first. I will send an additional 69 sats to anyone who tags @hodl in a post and sends him a dick pic. (Add to this post a link for credit - pictures of Richard Nixon are acceptable). And an additional 41 sats if you send @hodl or me a public death threat. You are not allowed to make good on the death threat, however. Goes without saying, but I know that most of you are storing your pee in bottles in your bedroom. So it needed to be said."}