{"type":"rich","version":"1.0","title":"captjack wrote","author_name":"captjack (npub1te…mjgwp)","author_url":"https://yabu.me/npub1te0uzs6vj29umjaxlqqct82j8q6ppyefrxq06dhr8d6pvwfatgkqjmjgwp","provider_name":"njump","provider_url":"https://yabu.me","html":"PEDOSTEIN REGIME OPEN PROPAGANDA TIMELINE\n🔸Jan 18: “Iranian patriots, help is coming. We are moving in. March into your gov building.”\n🔸Feb 28: “We are launching the decisive operation. It will be very fast.”\n🔸Mar 2: “We will win easily.”\n🔸Mar 3: “We have won the war.”\n🔸Mar 7: “We defeated Iran.”\n🔸Mar 9: “Strike Iran. The war is almost over—clean and decisive.”\n...TO BE FILLED LATER\n🔸Apr 1: “War ends in 3 days. We will bomb them for 2–3 weeks back into the Stone Age.”\n🔸Apr 2: “We destroyed three major bridges. Why haven’t they called us yet?”\n\n"}