{"type":"rich","version":"1.0","title":"HODL wrote","author_name":"HODL (npub1rt…djtfs)","author_url":"https://yabu.me/npub1rtlqca8r6auyaw5n5h3l5422dm4sry5dzfee4696fqe8s6qgudks7djtfs","provider_name":"njump","provider_url":"https://yabu.me","html":"My wife and I were in a fancy restaurant awhile back. \n\nThe fancy restaurant was playing fall out boy. \n\nWife goes, “that’s weird? Why would a restaurant like this be playing that song?” \n\nI reply, “they’re catering to middle aged people like you. This song is twenty years old” \n\nshe goes, “oh my god” as if it finally hit her that she’s old now lol 😂 \n\nReminder: You’re not a young millennial anymore, you’re middle aged now. Your life is halfway over.\n\nYou’re dying. Never forget that. \n\nUse it as motivation to make the most of your time left."}