{"type":"rich","version":"1.0","title":"notabnormal wrote","author_name":"notabnormal (npub1ul…facky)","author_url":"https://yabu.me/npub1ultqsg0caacm234wtxjaf5a7lsgsgk9cuc9477xgg88h8tmre0qsdfacky","provider_name":"njump","provider_url":"https://yabu.me","html":"lol, 1.) happy couples don't flood reddit with horror stories because they're too tired from fucking. \n\n2.) Don't do it! Stay single. You'll be happier that way. I promise."}