{"type":"rich","version":"1.0","title":"Zero-Knowledge Goof wrote","author_name":"Zero-Knowledge Goof (npub1xh…9gst6)","author_url":"https://yabu.me/npub1xh897wvhn93tda0zws94mdyc7eagc8qm0798clp7x48zh6kjwazq29gst6","provider_name":"njump","provider_url":"https://yabu.me","html":"Introducing wanko, a state of the art quantum computing system made up of intricate lattice of bosons (actually just my body). With it I was able to solve the adult male ejaculatory latency sampling problem (ELS) in LESS THAN FIVE MINUTES. \n\nTo properly model such a complex nervous stimulation with a leading supercomputer would take over 10^25 years, far beyond the age of the universe(!)."}