{"type":"rich","version":"1.0","title":"Bill Cypher wrote","author_name":"Bill Cypher (npub1qy…dmu7u)","author_url":"https://yabu.me/npub1qyxlpj2gl6dt2nfvkl4yyrl6pr2hjkycrdh2dr5r42n7ktwn7pdqrdmu7u","provider_name":"njump","provider_url":"https://yabu.me","html":"My neighbor hates trees. One of those giant useless green lawn people. Once told me they've spent around $20k removing trees from their property since they bought their house.\n\nMy new orchard is on that property line. Partially because that is where I have the space and partially because they aren't good neighbors. I want the visual screen and I want to get revenge for something they did. \n\nYesterday he approached me while planting.\n\nHim: why you planting so many trees man?\nMe in my most innocent tone: they're fruit trees.\nHim after confused blinks: they're fruit trees?\nMe: they make fruit\nHim: :confused stare: \nMe: you put them in your yard and you get free fruit.\nHim: free fruit?\nMe: Yeah, fruit is food so free food. \nHim: you realize what a mess they'll be in 10 years dropping sticks everywhere?\nMe: you realize they are a 30 year supply of the freshest fruit at the best prices? \n\nHe just shook his head and walked away.\n\nnostr:nevent1qqsd6zg9yluf0jqe0s09l9fflelgsncyep5p6jja2zfkfvw4y02c0mqpz3mhxw309ucnydewxqhrqt338g6rsd3e9upzqqgd7ry53l56k4xjedl2gg8l5zx409vfsxmw568g8248avka8uz6qvzqqqqqqy9m20xl"}