{"type":"rich","version":"1.0","title":"Kajoozie Maflingo wrote","author_name":"Kajoozie Maflingo (npub1xs…0p4xw)","author_url":"https://yabu.me/npub1xswmtflr4yclfyy4mq4y4nynnnu2vu5nk8jp0875khq9gnz0cthsc0p4xw","provider_name":"njump","provider_url":"https://yabu.me","html":"I will not date a woman unless she:\n* Weighs exactly 121.3lbs\n* Has perfect C cup breasts and nipples that are dark pink NOT BROWN but not too light pink, you know?\n* Has never shown her breasts to ANYONE\n* Is an ideal mother.  Like, she has to have birthing hips that babies just slide right of with no resistance \n* Has a tight vagina \n* Laughs at all of my jokes but never any jokes told by my male friends, or her male co-workers, or her male friends, or male comedians.\n* Has no male friends\n* Has never had a conversation with another male\n* Is willing to fuck me on the first date\n* Only reads the Bible and Anime\n* Cries only while Jordan Peterson is crying\n\nI am now taking applications.  \n"}