{"type":"rich","version":"1.0","title":"Brie wrote","author_name":"Brie (npub14e…mcqa0)","author_url":"https://yabu.me/npub14expwcsvnvaqgylaqx0a06vrmfpmyzq7w956hm9hwexrxw5mllcsymcqa0","provider_name":"njump","provider_url":"https://yabu.me","html":"My neighbor that has the salami in my hands crush on me hooked his generator up to his breaker box so his whole house has power and he went and got a mini starlink when I said I was getting one and so he’s the only one in the entire neighborhood who has a fully functioning home \n\nAnd he invited me down for a movie and honestly… at this point… i just might "}