{"type":"rich","version":"1.0","title":"Jameson Lopp wrote","author_name":"Jameson Lopp (npub17u…wt4tp)","author_url":"https://yabu.me/npub17u5dneh8qjp43ecfxr6u5e9sjamsmxyuekrg2nlxrrk6nj9rsyrqywt4tp","provider_name":"njump","provider_url":"https://yabu.me","html":"Adventures in urban living:\n\nWhen you live in a building with 1,000+ residents, it really sucks that any single one of them can trip the fire alarm and shut down the elevators.\n\nBecause out of a group that large, there are bound to be some jackasses and idiots.\n\nTIL you can descend 10 floors of stairs per minute if there aren't any slowpokes blocking your path."}