{"type":"rich","version":"1.0","title":"Derek Ross wrote","author_name":"Derek Ross (npub18a…tp424)","author_url":"https://yabu.me/npub18ams6ewn5aj2n3wt2qawzglx9mr4nzksxhvrdc4gzrecw7n5tvjqctp424","provider_name":"njump","provider_url":"https://yabu.me","html":"me: logs into google play console.\n\n*no longer sees pending approval message*\n\n*clicks notification and doesn't see rejection message*\n\n*CELEBRATES ALL OF THE THINGS EVERYWHERE*\n\n*YELLS INTO SOAPBOX CHAT WITH EXCITEMENT LIKE NEVER BEFORE*\n\n*RUNS UPSTAIRS TO GRAB WIFE PHONE AND INSTALL DITTO*\n\n*notices it says open testing...*\n\n*quietly goes back and looks at the releases page and realizes it's not approved*\n\n*ponders*\n\n*finds out Alex canceled the submission to change the version number*\n\nFriday ruined."}