{"type":"rich","version":"1.0","title":"Sats McJay wrote","author_name":"Sats McJay (npub10m…x27hf)","author_url":"https://yabu.me/npub10mtatsat7ph6rsq0w8u8npt8d86x4jfr2nqjnvld2439q6f8ugqq0x27hf","provider_name":"njump","provider_url":"https://yabu.me","html":"\u003eThere's a girl taking a lap on my lap.\n\u003eI wake up.\n\u003eIt's just Laser.\n\u003eI'm so shocked I wake up again.\n\u003eThat weight is just the roof collapsed on my lap while I sleep.\n\u003eI wake up from the pain.\n\u003eThe girl is back.\n\u003eShe looks me in the eye.\n\u003e\"I need about tree fiddy\"\n\u003eShe's actual 7 stories tall\n\u003eLooks like a creature from the protozoan era\n\u003eGoddamn Loch Ness monster is sitting on my lap"}