{"type":"rich","version":"1.0","title":"noBody𓅦 wrote","author_name":"noBody𓅦 (npub1mc…r4ptv)","author_url":"https://yabu.me/npub1mc20uche0cy599vpl850aschpu7wteundgsnf0msep79lu3fu5aq3r4ptv","provider_name":"njump","provider_url":"https://yabu.me","html":"And the Angel of the Lord came unto me \nSnatching me up from my place of slumber \nAnd took me on high and higher still \nUntil we moved to the spaces betwixt the air itself \nAnd he brought me into a vast farmland of our own Midwest \nAnd as we descended, cries of impending doom rose from the soil\nOne thousand, nay, a million voices full of fear \nAnd terror possessed me then \nAnd I begged, \"Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams?\" \nAnd the angel said unto me \n\"These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots! \nYou see, Reverend Maynard \nTomorrow is harvest day and to them, it is the Holocaust\" \nAnd I sprang from my slumber, drenched in sweat \nLike the tears of one million terrified brothers and roared \n\"Hear me now, I have seen the light! \nThey have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! \nDamn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers!\" \nCan I get an amen? Can I get a hallelujah? Thank you, Jesus\n\nThis is necessary \nLife feeds on life feeds on life feeds on life"}