{"type":"rich","version":"1.0","title":"Sergio wrote","author_name":"Sergio (npub16s…gjdxk)","author_url":"https://yabu.me/npub16secklpnqey3el04fy2drfftsz5k26zlwdsnz84wtul2luwj8fdsugjdxk","provider_name":"njump","provider_url":"https://yabu.me","html":"Guy walks up, he's having a bad date. He's divorced after 17 years of marriage.  He's in his third date since his divorce. He says that it is not going well. \nHe ask me if I can pretend I know him and make him look cool. I got this, I walk away and wait for the lady to sit down.\n I proceedingly walk up and dap him up, ask him if he wants his usual and that I'll start him a name tab. Thank him for \"the other night,\" which never happened.  Introduce myself to his date and give them both a complimentary  key lime pie shot for \"the other night.\"\nThey had a blast all night and left with a grin on their face. \nMission accomplished. \n🍻🫂🤙"}