{"type":"rich","version":"1.0","title":"HODL wrote","author_name":"HODL (npub1rt…djtfs)","author_url":"https://yabu.me/npub1rtlqca8r6auyaw5n5h3l5422dm4sry5dzfee4696fqe8s6qgudks7djtfs","provider_name":"njump","provider_url":"https://yabu.me","html":"If you fuck a woman correctly she will spontaneously get up and begin baking for you. \n\nThat’s how you know you did it right. lol"}