{"type":"rich","version":"1.0","title":"BitcoinJujitsu wrote","author_name":"BitcoinJujitsu (npub1qq…kwlen)","author_url":"https://yabu.me/npub1qqvx83ur0hq9ca5wfmvdd2ed6ew476hemalz4ycept8h7j53t3aqskwlen","provider_name":"njump","provider_url":"https://yabu.me","html":"How do you bribe cops now? No one carries cash. So you say \"officer, what is your Venmo?\" I don't have Venmo.\nI think I'm screwed"}