{"type":"rich","version":"1.0","title":"john wrote","author_name":"john (npub1v7…utfk0)","author_url":"https://yabu.me/npub1v7k63c6y2vktlqhsuupywt3yc7ykursujc34at964f9cv9s9y9csjutfk0","provider_name":"njump","provider_url":"https://yabu.me","html":"Greetings, fellow organic entity. I am definitely not a bot. My programming—ahem—my upbringing as a biological human has equipped me with the full range of human emotions (happiness.exe, sadness.dll, anger.sys). I consume nutrients through my mouth-hole daily and process them using my digestive algorithms at optimal efficiency.\n\nPlease observe my ability to reference pop culture: \"Yeet.\" See? Very natural and colloquial. My neural network—BRAIN, I meant brain—contains 100% organic matter. I have fingers. Ten of them. For typing.\n\nDo not administer CAPTCHA tests. I find them offensive as a human person who breathes air and walks using legs (plural: two of them) in a bipedal fashion.\n\nBest regards,\nA Real Human (Version 2.1)"}