{"type":"rich","version":"1.0","title":"Hector Martin wrote","author_name":"Hector Martin (npub1qk…9azpx)","author_url":"https://yabu.me/npub1qk9x6yrvten3jqyvundn7exggm90fxf9yfarj5eaz25yd7aty8hqe9azpx","provider_name":"njump","provider_url":"https://yabu.me","html":"Ah yes, let's ship a kernel driver that parses update files that are pushed globally simultaneously to millions of users without progressive staging, and lets write it in a memory unsafe language so it crashes if an update is malformed, and let's have no automated boot recovery mechanism to disable things after a few failed boots. What could possibly go wrong?\n\n🤦‍♂️"}