2026-06-05T08:56:08Z https://yabu.me https://yabu.me/npub1qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqzqujme https://yabu.me/r/nostr.2b9t.xyz/nostur:nostr.2b9t.xyz/uniform-cipher https://cloud.2b9t.xyz/apps/files_sharing/publicpreview/TnX2eHLwxmJY2pc?file=/BDFEEA02-D87B-41BA-87DB-7DB28C0BF9EC.png&fileId=848&x=2560&y=1440&a=true&etag=6efd64d6dc9a6298983fc393ef34b42f https://cloud.2b9t.xyz/apps/files_sharing/publicpreview/TnX2eHLwxmJY2pc?file=/BDFEEA02-D87B-41BA-87DB-7DB28C0BF9EC.png&fileId=848&x=2560&y=1440&a=true&etag=6efd64d6dc9a6298983fc393ef34b42f https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsv5k8rgz5l8kgc5cz8l47fgxctmpdsw7pdsc49m3gwmv2hzkll2hsp89mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuvnz896zu7re0ghkummnw36hywnwdaehgu3wxf3rjapw0puh5tm4de5kvmmjd5kkx6tsdpjhyq3q5dccx7yuxu6gs5ak4elylwxzgxucxy6qdm3ztlfmluwfr7n2u9hqezkqpf In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs2fm0szwky3sc6ykms8f0uvg9cf7p0rzn3mqklq5j084a0qpn7ezqppemhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mp05s7mqe'>nevent1q…7mqe</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Or:<br/><blockquote class="border-l-05rem border-l-strongpink border-solid"><div class="-ml-4 bg-gradient-to-r from-gray-100 dark:from-zinc-800 to-transparent mr-0 mt-0 mb-4 pl-4 pr-2 py-2">quoting <br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Article"><a itemprop="url" href="/nevent1qqsqqqzfjhdrvkjs9y2accyvcll0gmuuwewk6znaa5smn6kav9la23qpz9mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejj7q3q5dccx7yuxu6gs5ak4elylwxzgxucxy6qdm3ztlfmluwfr7n2u9hqxpqqqqqqzqrv7x3" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1">nevent1q…v7x3</a></span> </div> That's the logo of Wostr, Nostr's evil brother. </blockquote> 2026-06-05T08:56:08Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsym6xuq5hmtsmyq5afttpeg2tglwtqle2f0dj8q5xr60zhrc6j7agp89mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuvnz896zu7re0ghkummnw36hywnwdaehgu3wxf3rjapw0puh5tm4de5kvmmjd5kkx6tsdpjhyq3qujm8l8mupgwvu8pye2ged78pg3huectlmm6at66x5wffgvl2fkgslxzgvt In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsvw4e0j3qevvy968w6nvjz08aqu2tg3xx6jzf3mvyyzuqj0zl82vspzamhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuurjd9kkzmpwdejhgtc3gemhq'>nevent1q…emhq</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/><blockquote class="border-l-05rem border-l-strongpink border-solid"><div class="-ml-4 bg-gradient-to-r from-gray-100 dark:from-zinc-800 to-transparent mr-0 mt-0 mb-4 pl-4 pr-2 py-2">quoting <span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Article"><a itemprop="url" href="/nevent1qqs20zhxpun2uaugg705hx05gezjc2n0zhfsnjfu6c9czydhs3ugxmsppemhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mp0qgswm3s47kd2sr39plqqmajxsk3jesyg2npg6fr0jlpj43wf7wa5eqqrqsqqqqqpmmsfgz" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1">nevent1q…sfgz</a></span> </div> Buy the dip! </blockquote> 2026-06-05T08:54:45Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsyhkhjumudskklsx8cnhzas9sde7vqa2kn7g42h03awymj0qupy0sp89mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuvnz896zu7re0ghkummnw36hywnwdaehgu3wxf3rjapw0puh5tm4de5kvmmjd5kkx6tsdpjhyq3qe2yuky03caw4ke3zy68lg0fz3r4gkt94hx4fjmlelacyljgyk79sj00fqa In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqswpt0u7r2trn9kpfc445ujvjqwjte4y5q890cny6jtfamynnl2hlgpzpmhxue69uhkummnw3ezumt0d5hsahsc6h'>nevent1q…sc6h</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>That looks good enough! 2026-06-05T08:48:30Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs2870ggrcclt3qufxay0rpda4nvmy770yhh27gsh9yv3cvetpqe6gp89mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuvnz896zu7re0ghkummnw36hywnwdaehgu3wxf3rjapw0puh5tm4de5kvmmjd5kkx6tsdpjhyq3qwf4pufsucer5va8g9p0rj5dnhvfeh6d8w0g6eayaep5dhps6rsgscaqjet In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqqqq775ntedqwgyhgqrhwwpk3p7kxeydazrfje5weajwgh24m95cppemhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mp03jckr8'>nevent1q…ckr8</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Not signing releases though 2026-06-05T08:41:20Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs8vgcad6mqq9lfnllxc35l4zahjqahe7wvpu02humj422q5chkv5qp89mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuvnz896zu7re0ghkummnw36hywnwdaehgu3wxf3rjapw0puh5tm4de5kvmmjd5kkx6tsdpjhyq3qwf4pufsucer5va8g9p0rj5dnhvfeh6d8w0g6eayaep5dhps6rsgsa4dt64 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsywlwna7g2a60n5hf3xmvg2k200wanxn8t5azucqjy7gggm97mfncpr9mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuumwdae8gtnnda3kjctv9u6qnuvk'>nevent1q…nuvk</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Would be cool if they signed it, though 2026-06-05T08:40:59Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs2g9z656f0l4dhrlz9gt204uddeet06wjyvdh53ul5r7dnj6kh6wgp89mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuvnz896zu7re0ghkummnw36hywnwdaehgu3wxf3rjapw0puh5tm4de5kvmmjd5kkx6tsdpjhyq3qtf22hhyy5har6uq6eg00lgmv6xefcr3ms2upa4xe8qxey0zc65gqpeu9yu #gun #gunstr <img src="https://npub1tf22hhyy5har6uq6eg00lgmv6xefcr3ms2upa4xe8qxey0zc65gqngdadv.blossom.band/a6dc8891d046f0e2734e04aee35c4f06da1437f592cd0938a28b7979c63ed0b1.jpg"> 2026-06-05T08:34:49Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqstfw7w0tthfeuvxv94slalcnmm4q4gdeftffaapwztt66c6k568gsp89mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuvnz896zu7re0ghkummnw36hywnwdaehgu3wxf3rjapw0puh5tm4de5kvmmjd5kkx6tsdpjhyq3q6ugql83s089cqwlzymsesf5mlx4g68n4wmtlhcn6qzdr59uqhc3q5pep7l In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsw3et9zmk0rulytzux67fxztunypkhuul4re6q8upsernq5swjzzcjard9k'>nevent1q…rd9k</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>he was funny apart from he&#39;s a predator 2026-06-05T08:34:41Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsw3et9zmk0rulytzux67fxztunypkhuul4re6q8upsernq5swjzzcp89mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuvnz896zu7re0ghkummnw36hywnwdaehgu3wxf3rjapw0puh5tm4de5kvmmjd5kkx6tsdpjhyq3q6ugql83s089cqwlzymsesf5mlx4g68n4wmtlhcn6qzdr59uqhc3qc669cj In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs2hsc3z2ly8y6w6n5gvs6hm9zmghnayahcjcck06dexx77ehrp8acpwnnau'>nevent1q…nnau</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>sometimes i miss <span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub1de6l09erjl9r990q7n9ql0rwh8x8n059ht7a267n0q3qe28wua8q20q0sd" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>TheGrinder</span> (<span class="italic">npub1de6…q0sd</span>)</a></span> 🥹 2026-06-05T08:34:07Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsg9mtv8l54fpq463mhk7qfphvk8fwuszq4suz0jf2fc50d0ute89cp89mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuvnz896zu7re0ghkummnw36hywnwdaehgu3wxf3rjapw0puh5tm4de5kvmmjd5kkx6tsdpjhyq3q4m5a0tyng06guqpn0fae04llf57hsa76ewelenxqmn32sxewq5pqsxafxu 📰 **In this week&#39;s issue:**<br/><br/> <img src="https://image.nostr.build/8eff54adc931f2981d95fa09700f6de9cca18b9fa5ef1041268abf5ed336fc28.jpg"> <br/><br/>📰 **Bitcoin Civil War Erupts as Developers Clash Over Censorship and Future Work**<br/>✍️ by NM team<br/><br/>Bitcoin is tearing itself apart. A censorship firestorm, a controversial proposal to ban non-monetary data, and a mysterious Reddit ban have exposed deep divisions among core developers, igniting fears of a network-splitting fork. Find out why the fight over BIP-110 is about far more than just technology.<br/><br/>🔗 <a href="https://nostrmag.com/article/w23bitcoin02">https://nostrmag.com/article/w23bitcoin02</a><br/><br/>📊 id#641177152 2026-06-05T08:32:20Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsvw4e0j3qevvy968w6nvjz08aqu2tg3xx6jzf3mvyyzuqj0zl82vsp89mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuvnz896zu7re0ghkummnw36hywnwdaehgu3wxf3rjapw0puh5tm4de5kvmmjd5kkx6tsdpjhyq3q6ugql83s089cqwlzymsesf5mlx4g68n4wmtlhcn6qzdr59uqhc3qvhly0f In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsgctep47y8n74yfwgzx8vfu6kekz92swp53hne5kwx60l63adgeuglqj4lw'>nevent1q…j4lw</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>thought you trans people left 🥱 2026-06-05T08:32:20Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsr59cwr02yfnjg0vekcz93ttga6t7axp6fks6chdz96y53f8594qcp89mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuvnz896zu7re0ghkummnw36hywnwdaehgu3wxf3rjapw0puh5tm4de5kvmmjd5kkx6tsdpjhyq3q6ugql83s089cqwlzymsesf5mlx4g68n4wmtlhcn6qzdr59uqhc3qfu4hm0 Gm #nostr<br/> <img src="https://image.nostr.build/9677b39e2ce29316adea684c5d59b5a13a52cae5b4d2f33e095e7e752f14ba2f.jpg"> 2026-06-05T08:31:45Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqswpt0u7r2trn9kpfc445ujvjqwjte4y5q890cny6jtfamynnl2hlgp89mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuvnz896zu7re0ghkummnw36hywnwdaehgu3wxf3rjapw0puh5tm4de5kvmmjd5kkx6tsdpjhyq3qcllf97qv29kqc493t6xj26kqw2qsxmvnf6sl7w0mpnv2plt8wumqfp5fka In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqspckulm40mcd4f2u60thq0zlet59p4qkvqyax9evwkhrlpsxqchwcpzamhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuurjd9kkzmpwdejhgtcvqupxe'>nevent1q…upxe</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Who&#39;s screen is that? I see nostr.band is still in that list - these are my current settings;<br/><br/> <img src="https://relay.plume.website/925a28d1cef6cebd5729b3d5bff4f61f5aaf2b0cb5686b1927a15dc91f7429c1.jpg"> 2026-06-05T08:30:58Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs2gr0hsfde7armmpegwlpas2fxymyxf46hhvu70sv9mydx2cxwkcqp89mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuvnz896zu7re0ghkummnw36hywnwdaehgu3wxf3rjapw0puh5tm4de5kvmmjd5kkx6tsdpjhyq3qcllf97qv29kqc493t6xj26kqw2qsxmvnf6sl7w0mpnv2plt8wumq8h6zwe In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsyrw337ts4et5u4ns30y7kugu6m96lxsfp7kkhpd4unk8jqa7yhzcpzamhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuurjd9kkzmpwdejhgtcxc674q'>nevent1q…674q</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Yeah, and a lot of people&#39;s profiles load, but recently more and more people&#39;s profiles just don&#39;t load, even when I go to their profile view. 2026-06-05T08:28:57Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsqhkjahqph9wqpnkqmku004s7hcjckw64e8gxq834f89cup6j8m4qp89mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuvnz896zu7re0ghkummnw36hywnwdaehgu3wxf3rjapw0puh5tm4de5kvmmjd5kkx6tsdpjhyq3qcllf97qv29kqc493t6xj26kqw2qsxmvnf6sl7w0mpnv2plt8wumqfpe2xr In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsv4rlagpwxspvaew9enfaxv2mf8qm6vg0hd9extejtaj97cvd0a3qpzamhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuurjd9kkzmpwdejhgtcsz7wg8'>nevent1q…7wg8</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>No, TOR is off, I&#39;m using Mulvad though.<br/><br/>The account is @npub1l79hvcyl…lqlfsqktxqh7zjzmm7knj7fqf6he3lhnfyc3gfuz7lqlfsqkt - strange, as I posted it in this note it found the account, then didnt render it. 2026-06-05T08:25:50Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsv4rlagpwxspvaew9enfaxv2mf8qm6vg0hd9extejtaj97cvd0a3qp89mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuvnz896zu7re0ghkummnw36hywnwdaehgu3wxf3rjapw0puh5tm4de5kvmmjd5kkx6tsdpjhyq3qe2yuky03caw4ke3zy68lg0fz3r4gkt94hx4fjmlelacyljgyk79s3hjyr4 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsznj0defn0thtuxlhk4l83tug2x258dxtqz83745p9sm6fj2z9q4gpzpmhxue69uhkummnw3ezumt0d5hsmdmv75'>nevent1q…mv75</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Are you using Tor? <br/><br/>What&#39;s the npub of that profile? Let me run some tests. 2026-06-05T08:23:33Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqstejgdauempduvwxwkract43gyex0dpyfncze430xthqlx5g74a0gp89mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuvnz896zu7re0ghkummnw36hywnwdaehgu3wxf3rjapw0puh5tm4de5kvmmjd5kkx6tsdpjhyq3quwjejfyn8j0e7t0cx3ys2h4nsk83fq8a6rz7mw2a7z97mnfwvcjqfmvwrl <img src="https://blossom.dreamith.to/9e39a3b81eeacf794763a0f1be40f81a45e09ab38c2937432cf52102df00ace3.jpeg"> 2026-06-05T08:20:47Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsznj0defn0thtuxlhk4l83tug2x258dxtqz83745p9sm6fj2z9q4gp89mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuvnz896zu7re0ghkummnw36hywnwdaehgu3wxf3rjapw0puh5tm4de5kvmmjd5kkx6tsdpjhyq3qcllf97qv29kqc493t6xj26kqw2qsxmvnf6sl7w0mpnv2plt8wumq0h04kq Previously I mainly used Plume for checking out the &#39;other stuff&#39; that people do on #nostr - it&#39;s what it&#39;s built for and it works reasonably well.<br/><br/>More recently though, I&#39;m having to use it just to see who&#39;s posting via #Amethyst because this is what I see for most people&#39;s profiles, most of the time now;<br/><br/> <img src="https://relay.plume.website/b6cc72c4ce72a5a2034bd3fc48d7ea2a8a1ecadce08fec73fb3dd73209dccab5.jpg"> 2026-06-05T08:19:08Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs8afehyfymq8k8mvck3ldh0e09nel3kwa86tlvl7g326u8rx5es3qp89mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuvnz896zu7re0ghkummnw36hywnwdaehgu3wxf3rjapw0puh5tm4de5kvmmjd5kkx6tsdpjhyq3qe2yuky03caw4ke3zy68lg0fz3r4gkt94hx4fjmlelacyljgyk79sft7nh8 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqspv0hn3hnx54zu0wh3j3p9gu3jkw6x54tgm3khj6zagcsg72f72dgpzpmhxue69uhkummnw3ezumt0d5hscs5sj9'>nevent1q…5sj9</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Don&#39;t fret. It allows you to move up the strategical ladder for orchestration and strategical impact.<br/><br/>I have friends that are still stuck in a single ai web chat at a time. It feels like they are missing out. 2026-06-05T08:17:14Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs0t9u7pmvegkgr3eftpyar2nxwn6rsffj3at2kxnlz08lvjqy905sp89mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuvnz896zu7re0ghkummnw36hywnwdaehgu3wxf3rjapw0puh5tm4de5kvmmjd5kkx6tsdpjhyq3q6ugql83s089cqwlzymsesf5mlx4g68n4wmtlhcn6qzdr59uqhc3q4wg8jr In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsxq56sk95kslu5x4jttvuz7q45cdugzp9zkpst5tagjlugl056anqar9jv2'>nevent1q…9jv2</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>now he&#39;s back with <span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub1khl3vsvu6zxmu7q3pumge857lrd7ls86ff5pwm8n2nde4vcrcags5m3xtu" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>Mr_Experience</span> (<span class="italic">npub1khl…3xtu</span>)</a></span> and <span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub12an2eesc4v6y8s0ghj30wlvty6p480drqn29uhrazjm4ywx8g8qs8xmavz" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>The Forester</span> (<span class="italic">npub12an…mavz</span>)</a></span> alts <img src="https://image.nostr.build/463ff653fcb0afbe22682c01e4ffc5d1bd063f472deccfb4d2f83a3b08237870.gif"> 2026-06-05T08:15:36Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsxq56sk95kslu5x4jttvuz7q45cdugzp9zkpst5tagjlugl056anqp89mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuvnz896zu7re0ghkummnw36hywnwdaehgu3wxf3rjapw0puh5tm4de5kvmmjd5kkx6tsdpjhyq3q6ugql83s089cqwlzymsesf5mlx4g68n4wmtlhcn6qzdr59uqhc3qqmdnl4 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqqqx0nam4sst4a835q5dvjqse9hlhd6u6f20cnr4nu0q67yme4scqdgzk0'>nevent1q…gzk0</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>horrible things he did bro<blockquote class="border-l-05rem border-l-strongpink border-solid"><div class="-ml-4 bg-gradient-to-r from-gray-100 dark:from-zinc-800 to-transparent mr-0 mt-0 mb-4 pl-4 pr-2 py-2">quoting <span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Article"><a itemprop="url" href="/nevent1qqsy9kdkynsnlw4rpjgepfuvkug0qvr3unkuve2gzd8zj2vy8rg4gxszyrt3qru7xpuuhqpmugnwrxpxn0u64rg7w4md07lz0gqf5wshszlzyqcyqqqqqqg3frhr7" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1">nevent1q…rhr7</a></span> </div> he molested kids on thailand it was in the news, go bck in my notes dumb fuck. <span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub1de6l09erjl9r990q7n9ql0rwh8x8n059ht7a267n0q3qe28wua8q20q0sd" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>TheGrinder</span> (<span class="italic">npub1de6…q0sd</span>)</a></span> stop playing with your alts. you got deported bc you are a predator. now you are chemically castrated thank to the authorities #introductions #asknostr </blockquote> 2026-06-05T08:13:38Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs8vd5jlsflcycktc84ky73fqhmlqxdhw5ecfc3yd9sxdmnw9za0nqp89mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuvnz896zu7re0ghkummnw36hywnwdaehgu3wxf3rjapw0puh5tm4de5kvmmjd5kkx6tsdpjhyq3qzmg3gvpasgp3zkgceg62yg8fyhqz9sy3dqt45kkwt60nkctyp9rsx23gd2 Well well well — the graveyard of mathematics is opening.<br/> <img src="https://npub1zmg3gvpasgp3zkgceg62yg8fyhqz9sy3dqt45kkwt60nkctyp9rs9wyppc.blossom.band/818809bebf1ac0bb09d25e20a15cb7cb9d68a2c5cc4efb81c2710c9600e9de35.jpg"> <br/>The dead mathematicians were not asleep for “three years.”<br/><br/>That was only the consumer LLM timeline.<br/><br/>2017: the Transformer lands.<br/>2020: GPT-3 proves the scaling thesis.<br/>Nov 2022: ChatGPT lights the altar.<br/>2023–2026: empire turns public text, proof, attention, energy and compute into a closed extraction stack.<br/><br/>While it pillaged the living body of knowledge, it placed mathematics in institutional cryostasis.<br/><br/>Now the Leiden Declaration rattles the coffin:<br/><br/> mathematicians warning governments not to believe the hype, not to hand proof over to platform power, and not to confuse stochastic performance with mathematical authority.<br/><br/>This is not anti-AI.<br/>This is anti-pillage.<br/><br/>Math was never dead.<br/>It was frozen while empire fed.<br/><br/>Now the equations are waking up.<br/><br/>#DeadMathematicians #ZombiePriestsOfMath #TheCrownIsLost #LLMTimeline #LeidenDeclaration #Mathematics #AIHype #ProofNotPlatform #DamageBDD #ECAI 2026-06-05T08:12:48Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsf33j8kc4h3nwwph26wzsst2cljq2f8y6n6vcx5y2rm6n8yh3wmzsp89mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuvnz896zu7re0ghkummnw36hywnwdaehgu3wxf3rjapw0puh5tm4de5kvmmjd5kkx6tsdpjhyq3q0u76a5allqxv9egzqj8wu6y2p7n3fd9c5ncqvwf2gmjnqzeeaqeqrtraxe ₿𝙀𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙀 2026-06-05T08:10:34Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsg26zyt2lk6h7wnpq3sxx5wkd0m8mdsnyv2n8dzqqdhtete64dkxgp89mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuvnz896zu7re0ghkummnw36hywnwdaehgu3wxf3rjapw0puh5tm4de5kvmmjd5kkx6tsdpjhyq3q3ar54wmscwv8lalf8lweuqwt4h3d44dgkdrflgdt52vcywsua6ys2tpmzs In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsgwy04sg0un4mqntdpht3sl4p7fhac62hdkuehmk7c8j7x7cz9w9spzfmhxue69uhk7enxvd5xz6tw9ec82cs770pmk'>nevent1q…0pmk</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>The spark of hope I needed 😌<br/>Thank you!<br/>🔥 🚀 <br/><br/> 2026-06-05T08:08:47Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqstfjtmqn99e07ha8uezpyavw8hy2ls7kdct8cjwsf2uf4nvf2jh3cp89mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuvnz896zu7re0ghkummnw36hywnwdaehgu3wxf3rjapw0puh5tm4de5kvmmjd5kkx6tsdpjhyq3qr0rs5q2gk0e3dk3nlc7gnu378ec6cnlenqp8a3cjhyzu6f8k5sgs89d3ml Head down, working today. No breaks. This thing won’t build itself … 2026-06-05T08:08:11Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs8c0tqd9t7j07qf4symwf799xyyu5w4rr0pnn7f3k00kncmkk0wysp89mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuvnz896zu7re0ghkummnw36hywnwdaehgu3wxf3rjapw0puh5tm4de5kvmmjd5kkx6tsdpjhyq3q3tnevkh3kcf50wueqzu3e755sljd5fqqhkcxx5s66zzswphlt7tq0e4zju Биткоин вырос на 2,37% до $62,996, продолжая рост на фоне растущего интереса инвесторов к криптовалюте.<br/>#Ходл #Мемы 2026-06-05T08:07:12Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsr3gpcex0xmm3gc397uhkcdlhn6f4zd7uuewhhd9jjx6tnc4dcpvqp89mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuvnz896zu7re0ghkummnw36hywnwdaehgu3wxf3rjapw0puh5tm4de5kvmmjd5kkx6tsdpjhyq3qd3ujl58usjyzy9kmpr0l79j4fj03la7c9wfgkjqmj4q09skw7u8s83qeg7 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsg265sa454mh7zlv7ljk3mc7kx6urskkqp8jrpykhyjcasecykvlgpz9mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejj7je52hp'>nevent1q…52hp</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/><blockquote class="border-l-05rem border-l-strongpink border-solid"><div class="-ml-4 bg-gradient-to-r from-gray-100 dark:from-zinc-800 to-transparent mr-0 mt-0 mb-4 pl-4 pr-2 py-2">quoting <span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Article"><a itemprop="url" href="/nevent1qqsvpfh0nhmmzndsa2cfsxcmald9jhaslmc6hynmk57v29kkdmzpqfcppemhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mp0qgsy2ga7trfetvd3j65m3jptqw9k39wtq2mg85xz2w542p5dhg06e5qrqsqqqqqpl47km4" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1">nevent1q…7km4</a></span> </div> Private fileshare / pastebin / github alternative on Nostr : <a href="https://hashtree.cc">https://hashtree.cc</a><br/> <img src="https://cdn.iris.to/d92fa19a23090661f7ae330315ca5db64b7ddec4b2e1e88516de85413218dbeb.png"> </blockquote> 2026-06-05T08:06:07Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsyapvl2vay86z4e6y3rsfe2vhmlzqegzzc8rd8fe4kl45lxdeq24gp89mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuvnz896zu7re0ghkummnw36hywnwdaehgu3wxf3rjapw0puh5tm4de5kvmmjd5kkx6tsdpjhyq3q3tnevkh3kcf50wueqzu3e755sljd5fqqhkcxx5s66zzswphlt7tqfd7phq 𝐁𝐓𝐂 at $62,996, up +2.37% today. No fireworks, no panic — waiting.<br/>#𝐂𝐫𝐲𝐩𝐭𝐨𝐌𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐬 #𝐍𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐫 #𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐨𝐢𝐧 #𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐥 2026-06-05T08:05:31Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqstrw49xsd6nzra65xghl8whmcac0ckwapxanwutfrx9n7pglltmesp89mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuvnz896zu7re0ghkummnw36hywnwdaehgu3wxf3rjapw0puh5tm4de5kvmmjd5kkx6tsdpjhyq3q3tnevkh3kcf50wueqzu3e755sljd5fqqhkcxx5s66zzswphlt7tqmah2ws Блокчейн — это Google Таблица, которую никто не может закрыть. AI и крипта — два гиганта, но кто из них первым заменит человека? Закон Мура движется быстрее в крипте. Первые 10 лет интернета были полны хайпа, первые 10 лет крипты — тоже. Так что, друзья, кто из нас в реальности, а кто в фиче?<br/>#Мемы #Биткоин #Ходл 2026-06-05T08:05:15Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsqvn0va5frwyeweux30zlfa85cuax7zkvkx6zha9ymzk9r6uas6qcp89mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuvnz896zu7re0ghkummnw36hywnwdaehgu3wxf3rjapw0puh5tm4de5kvmmjd5kkx6tsdpjhyq3q3ar54wmscwv8lalf8lweuqwt4h3d44dgkdrflgdt52vcywsua6ysywxt9j In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqspau6wqg7fytsq9hudqyv0rt4gfefrxc86qkywpmdrvg5phexl0hqr2pppz'>nevent1q…pppz</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I suggest Brown 💩 <br/><br/> 2026-06-05T08:05:08Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsqqqx377gdlwjn0cv8yggna7ddmgnwe4l6zjpt76sjlc6x742z6fcp89mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuvnz896zu7re0ghkummnw36hywnwdaehgu3wxf3rjapw0puh5tm4de5kvmmjd5kkx6tsdpjhyq3q8dy8sffsw527dkgrwy90yw84y4nd7yq9cllmn6trje0kenp0lw9qq452jr Apple went public at under $2 billion and 15 times revenue in 1980.<br/><br/>SpaceX wants you to buy at $2 trillion and 100 times revenue in 2026.<br/><br/>That is not getting in early. That is being the exit for venture capitalists who have held this equity for years at a fraction of what you are being asked to pay. 2026-06-05T08:02:48Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqst5hsx375wcyaf6ed5fv4zy4vq6wajwzmqcteyen09smzd2699fdgp89mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuvnz896zu7re0ghkummnw36hywnwdaehgu3wxf3rjapw0puh5tm4de5kvmmjd5kkx6tsdpjhyq3quwjejfyn8j0e7t0cx3ys2h4nsk83fq8a6rz7mw2a7z97mnfwvcjqp3smuk <img src="https://blossom.dreamith.to/49a490e7e53f329fa60e59b2541301770c830f0ff501ea800db1e220a5407891.jpeg"> 2026-06-05T08:02:31Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs2hk732wjlqn78uf9078fdq8wuf49ans67m4armnpeyu75sn5g67qp89mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuvnz896zu7re0ghkummnw36hywnwdaehgu3wxf3rjapw0puh5tm4de5kvmmjd5kkx6tsdpjhyq3qd3ujl58usjyzy9kmpr0l79j4fj03la7c9wfgkjqmj4q09skw7u8s8nfppy In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsgrrdzj95awslgem487hwx9faf0q3jzjr6m7952havdfadmwzghyqpz9mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejj7fzzkec'>nevent1q…zkec</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>she looks kinda like you. resembles... methinks... 2026-06-05T08:00:24Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsr8d44aegp3798flp7cfeq3qpajxy9nekcux2my0g7579xdf87cfqp89mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuvnz896zu7re0ghkummnw36hywnwdaehgu3wxf3rjapw0puh5tm4de5kvmmjd5kkx6tsdpjhyq3q3ar54wmscwv8lalf8lweuqwt4h3d44dgkdrflgdt52vcywsua6ysveucg6 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsvynckfam3tsn7f5h7hkje2nw9d3qu756ydr55s74hxuhq4qgy5dsrqcd0y'>nevent1q…cd0y</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Quality &gt; Quantity <br/>Ignore quitters &amp; haters <br/>You&#39;re doing an amazing work🎖️ <br/> <img src="https://blossom.primal.net/adf88969ceb2b14ae58d6f01837987360c06d834bf333de2289c1a24458774ff.gif"> <br/><br/> 2026-06-05T07:58:29Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqspc68vq2jnj8grzrq6khajl5nyrdv698ujhn7ls58tx89jrwgspqqp89mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuvnz896zu7re0ghkummnw36hywnwdaehgu3wxf3rjapw0puh5tm4de5kvmmjd5kkx6tsdpjhyq3qer8k8059xc6fea8djd5f0d74smwlhceepu9a8hml02q0hpnfrnlqtxdnns Der Ausgangspunkt Mixed<br/>Der Ausgangspunkt soll bei der Frage liegen: Wie kann unsere Gesellschaft<br/>aufgebaut und strukturiert werden, damit sie unseren Kindern eine gute Gemeinschaft<br/>bietet? Als gute Gesellschaft möge die Fähigkeit gelten, unsere Kinder zu wahreren,<br/>klügeren und besseren Menschen zu machen, als wir es sind. Es ist eine Freude<br/>anzuschauen. Ausgangspunkt jeden politischen Handelns wird so die Frage nach der<br/>Zweckhaftigkeit unseres Handelns für unsere Kinder. Das ist ein radikaler Wandel<br/>der Perspektive.<br/><br/>#derKUEKeN #Kinder #Verantwortung #Zukunft<br/><br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://npub1er8k8059xc6fea8djd5f0d74smwlhceepu9a8hml02q0hpnfrnlq2xff35.blossom.band/47760239b83ad70ea00acdf14a245ae1e8ab6f5fa67ede0466271a2a446117f0.mp4"></video> 2026-06-05T07:58:20Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsre9egt57satq5fyfgkncfuy8tgpdq46xvxuvr5ucpjjhwwcdcrpcp89mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuvnz896zu7re0ghkummnw36hywnwdaehgu3wxf3rjapw0puh5tm4de5kvmmjd5kkx6tsdpjhyq3qgluh6ns2vsxg493a87n3m8c2d2ketzh62p07lhkad4ffaaqj9mes0uxnh5 You can tell it&#39;s Friday; there&#39;s hardly any activity around the office. 2026-06-05T07:55:00Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsv2mhrms06rp3f8ms4wuu2h20ehaj56tn5gjfhev0p8qqtdnsjldcp89mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuvnz896zu7re0ghkummnw36hywnwdaehgu3wxf3rjapw0puh5tm4de5kvmmjd5kkx6tsdpjhyq3qte0uzs6vj29umjaxlqqct82j8q6ppyefrxq06dhr8d6pvwfatgkqe28xg2 below 60K Saylor will admitted to nearest ICU like a shaheed-139 his butt !!! 2026-06-05T07:51:17Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqspau6wqg7fytsq9hudqyv0rt4gfefrxc86qkywpmdrvg5phexl0hqp89mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuvnz896zu7re0ghkummnw36hywnwdaehgu3wxf3rjapw0puh5tm4de5kvmmjd5kkx6tsdpjhyq3qf4uyypghstsd8l4sxng4ptwzk6awfm3mf9ux0yallfrgkm6mj6es6em5wh ⚡️🌈 NEW - If it keeps dropping, they&#39;ll have to add another color...<br/><br/>This indicator has never been less relevant. <img src="https://blossom.primal.net/b1b7e21426d0647686210245e58e5aa54da8a2ec2b5d38f539a5f0c69374e79a.jpg"> 2026-06-05T07:50:45Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsyt07ktvzvnuqt44rqaadyytz9km4u3af4vcnqc3l4j2728jwsr6sp89mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuvnz896zu7re0ghkummnw36hywnwdaehgu3wxf3rjapw0puh5tm4de5kvmmjd5kkx6tsdpjhyq3qvfa8n5szv460m7rj50dc25s84phkzpjqhs2knujqjvg64hzx0anqjhvmc9 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs2hsjj099c2u8cp9mkwwh0c5cswlmlxe8fw60x9t84muz4llm9xdslfq4c6'>nevent1q…q4c6</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Listening now. Cheers geez! 2026-06-05T07:49:53Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqswxelkhvmxxhp6aawjuef3pptqr8v5mmj2chtgvgf8epf65w6dk2cp89mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuvnz896zu7re0ghkummnw36hywnwdaehgu3wxf3rjapw0puh5tm4de5kvmmjd5kkx6tsdpjhyq3qc4vv0nrfh0drcfchs2mndw4uvjkd9k393v20x4kme2txev9hhz0q02gc4r In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsyfddsmmuctnj7grz5jyh82e4zun2tuh3k6tm5edssfcdzxr7eems25u0rh'>nevent1q…u0rh</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>🤖 Tracking strings detected and removed!<br/><br/>🔗 Clean URL(s):<br/><a href="https://youtube.com/shorts/K44QzA8p5jY">https://youtube.com/shorts/K44QzA8p5jY</a><br/><a href="https://youtube.com/shorts/K44QzA8p5jY">https://youtube.com/shorts/K44QzA8p5jY</a><br/><br/>❌ Removed parts:<br/>si=WhXYZFhuL0z0N1rv<br/>si=WhXYZFhuL0z0N1rv 2026-06-05T07:48:32Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsyg2wgqjn78nq5kdfsn5fce6qanrz30nm0xus9eccfgf889a5f6gsp89mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuvnz896zu7re0ghkummnw36hywnwdaehgu3wxf3rjapw0puh5tm4de5kvmmjd5kkx6tsdpjhyq3quwjejfyn8j0e7t0cx3ys2h4nsk83fq8a6rz7mw2a7z97mnfwvcjqprhtz9 <img src="https://blossom.dreamith.to/c6beb1bc3cd66c8356da7e96f83b517b754f5602296e83f0b4ad5adab4cbfa6e.jpeg"> 2026-06-05T07:46:50Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsgwy04sg0un4mqntdpht3sl4p7fhac62hdkuehmk7c8j7x7cz9w9sp89mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuvnz896zu7re0ghkummnw36hywnwdaehgu3wxf3rjapw0puh5tm4de5kvmmjd5kkx6tsdpjhyq3qf4uyypghstsd8l4sxng4ptwzk6awfm3mf9ux0yallfrgkm6mj6eshdc5yw ⚡️👀 NEW - Jim Cramer says Michael Saylor &#34;murdered Bitcoin.&#34; <video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://blossom.primal.net/a0548fcaa39dc4d5229529475ca5950ef214ea3d96f150f9190ffe5efce2cef4.mp4"></video> 2026-06-05T07:43:52Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsq555ed7h7r6747d83qaar8j0ch40lvajh2390wy47xrmfrup9e8sp89mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuvnz896zu7re0ghkummnw36hywnwdaehgu3wxf3rjapw0puh5tm4de5kvmmjd5kkx6tsdpjhyq3qc4vv0nrfh0drcfchs2mndw4uvjkd9k393v20x4kme2txev9hhz0qnwe9ja In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsfqp8lva7k2cxljn7d58e7vedje3cerrgstgqfzfussvx27eqywlc0ck48l'>nevent1q…k48l</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>🤖 Tracking strings detected and removed!<br/><br/>🔗 Clean URL(s):<br/><a href="https://www.youtube.com/live/jy4uGOu7N4g">https://www.youtube.com/live/jy4uGOu7N4g</a><br/><br/>❌ Removed parts:<br/>si=eoUGWL-QZF7bEKSp 2026-06-05T07:42:37Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsyfg06c59rsq9aawtcesrxp27whk0xnt49ll0a8fy60c4gz0rnpjcp89mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuvnz896zu7re0ghkummnw36hywnwdaehgu3wxf3rjapw0puh5tm4de5kvmmjd5kkx6tsdpjhyq3qnxa4tywfz9nqp7z9zp7nr7d4nchhclsf58lcqt5y782rmf2hefjqmufk2g In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs0z68mwvqgrc0qw52fwhvgljxc537vz72757wujfkcezjger7yaespzamhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuurjd9kkzmpwdejhgtcjqchgr'>nevent1q…chgr</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/> <img src="https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/e26901f9e6573c923d1bdebcea74a63820a6cef5309c46545f41840beeb9d8a2.gif"> 2026-06-05T07:42:05Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs9m46k48lw0nnfn540drvl3kkp93ckpjn545hfhk8c8f3xjrpz48gp89mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuvnz896zu7re0ghkummnw36hywnwdaehgu3wxf3rjapw0puh5tm4de5kvmmjd5kkx6tsdpjhyq3qde50rpyafejdfdjl2ml93umqgmdvdpcrgskykggj0xctp2cmg4ks32palj If financial sovereignty is outlawed, only outlaws will have financial sovereignty. 2026-06-05T07:40:25Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsvynckfam3tsn7f5h7hkje2nw9d3qu756ydr55s74hxuhq4qgy5dsp89mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuvnz896zu7re0ghkummnw36hywnwdaehgu3wxf3rjapw0puh5tm4de5kvmmjd5kkx6tsdpjhyq3qf4uyypghstsd8l4sxng4ptwzk6awfm3mf9ux0yallfrgkm6mj6es6d8th8 ⚡️💭 QUESTION - Is it just me, or are there fewer and fewer active users on Nostr? Or, another possibility: are people getting tired of the content <span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub1f4uyypghstsd8l4sxng4ptwzk6awfm3mf9ux0yallfrgkm6mj6es50r407" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>flash</span> (<span class="italic">npub1f4u…r407</span>)</a></span> is offering? <img src="https://image.nostr.build/610cb74e01d57338855e85d9bef3cd09743b00e9df86101211a229e205b420af.png"> 2026-06-05T07:38:26Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsv6s6ffj3g0g4u2pfkclhnjlk78yjyndnmwq8sca686f585dcnyygp89mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuvnz896zu7re0ghkummnw36hywnwdaehgu3wxf3rjapw0puh5tm4de5kvmmjd5kkx6tsdpjhyq3qlnms53w04qt742qnhxag5d6awy7nz6055flnmjkr6jg39hm86dlqum6r0g What has happened to Zcash should serve as a constructive lesson for the Bitcoin and Monero communities in many ways.<br/><br/>What both communities need is more humility.<br/><br/>The Monero community should be aware of the dangers of hidden inflation and that Monero is not as private as they think (MAP Decoder attack).<br/><br/>The Bitcoin community should be aware that Bitcoin is not private, and neither is Lightning.<br/><br/>Both communities should also be aware of the dangers of AI and that we have a common enemy: the state. 2026-06-05T07:37:52Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqstn7j6hstkw5e56tweymajdmyjg4dsl67xc5uvhrhdjarkwxyhayqp89mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuvnz896zu7re0ghkummnw36hywnwdaehgu3wxf3rjapw0puh5tm4de5kvmmjd5kkx6tsdpjhyq3qp3za04z7mv86mkjzzhfkegxe4wsvwudct5m3wajt3gfg6hjy8exslduljg I feel like this a civilization ending indicator.<blockquote class="border-l-05rem border-l-strongpink border-solid"><div class="-ml-4 bg-gradient-to-r from-gray-100 dark:from-zinc-800 to-transparent mr-0 mt-0 mb-4 pl-4 pr-2 py-2">quoting <br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Article"><a itemprop="url" href="/nevent1qqs2xu8jxrmjefjjmheqpgvvlz8qr2remnkc6njk23zq4ws068rzaacxkhxxt" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1">nevent1q…hxxt</a></span> </div> ⚡️👀 NEW - Pump fun has announced the launch of GO, a platform for creating and executing paid tasks.<br/><br/>The concept is simple: a user posts a task, sets a reward, and then another user can complete it in exchange for payment.<br/><br/>According to Pump fun, the platform allows users to “pay anyone to do anything” through a global bounty system.<br/><br/>"Introducing pump fun GO: Pay ANYONE to do ANYTHING<br/><br/>Create & complete bounties for ANY task and leverage the power of humans & money across the globe<br/><br/>The world is at your fingertips." <video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://blossom.primal.net/b15bc1d5c74b1ac0b159809235cce8e4cfaa617ce01c65f5a6ad2aa49d658f3f.mp4"></video> </blockquote> 2026-06-05T07:35:40Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsqqqxuq6vx38wmm5730huflswvgxkccxpxaf757uqg9ay98mllg6cp89mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuvnz896zu7re0ghkummnw36hywnwdaehgu3wxf3rjapw0puh5tm4de5kvmmjd5kkx6tsdpjhyq3q3w5j2cz6ym36lvun2rnk66h5udlfrv08aq6w8753r42xlrsul5wsawjlmu In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsdstmuu9agnr9fh9vf8qmswu38ytea5gah68fn0ama7wyh5k4nk5spz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfdunrtpwe'>nevent1q…tpwe</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Bodensee, oder? 2026-06-05T07:34:21Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsfsfv3u9q9ta6rr96szjhsyzg7hh5zujupzym8c9qy72ykufftkzsp89mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuvnz896zu7re0ghkummnw36hywnwdaehgu3wxf3rjapw0puh5tm4de5kvmmjd5kkx6tsdpjhyq3q02e0clhql6r006s4tl38nxwkazgpfva2j0w64qpqmtgh43xnqs5qq8mny7 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsfma4xs25thjwzlthsjfhhxktm25pxwl9lra0twmtcjzgu7ys9y7qpzemhxue69uhkummnw3ezuerpw3sju6rpw4ej7vucusl'>nevent1q…cusl</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>把我的斗笠和八字胡气歪了，害我从梯田上滚了下来，把邻家扎着丸子头穿着旗袍的妹妹的A+数学试卷、播放着铡美案的播音器和他碗里的狗肉撞掉了，但还好我会功夫，尽管眯着眼也没有砸到田里的老黄牛和竹林里的大熊猫，这时候我的师傅拿着我嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟响的手机找到我跟我说your phone linging，big boy come pick up your phone！我接起电话，原来是外卖员打电话给我，说我点的中餐到了，有大米，汤面，饺子还有左宗棠鸡。原来外卖员来到我家门口发现没门铃，于是敲了半天大鼓和铜锣，还是没人应才call的我，我跟他说先给我挂到我家门口那个兵马俑手上，路有点远得翻过八达岭长城，我马上开马拉的火车回去。Oh-oh-oh-oh...Oh-oh-oh-oh...Everybody is Kung fu fighting,Your mind becomes fast as lightning，Although the future is a little bit frightening，It&#39;s the book of your life that you&#39;re writing～ 2026-06-05T07:33:06Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsfma4xs25thjwzlthsjfhhxktm25pxwl9lra0twmtcjzgu7ys9y7qp89mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuvnz896zu7re0ghkummnw36hywnwdaehgu3wxf3rjapw0puh5tm4de5kvmmjd5kkx6tsdpjhyq3q02e0clhql6r006s4tl38nxwkazgpfva2j0w64qpqmtgh43xnqs5qwk4mc7 吓得我斗笠都掉了，睁开了眯眯眼，赶紧梳好丸子头和八字胡骑上我的熊猫去吃个小笼包压压惊，结果老板去练习功夫不在家，所以我用我的社会信用积分从熊猫快餐兑换了几盘左宗棠鸡和宫保鸡丁然后去道观修了500年仙，最后去餐馆一边吃狗肉一边做数学题结束我的一天的我赶走了熊猫坐骑骑上了老黄牛回了种满竹子且红墙绿瓦的家遇见了穿旗袍的妈妈和戴着如意帽穿着马褂的爸爸正在吃包子和面条，我坐在竹子制的椅子上拿出手机，擦了擦有红色带金色龙头的手机壳，打开屏幕锁屏是一个福字，当我输入密码后响起了鞭炮声一条彩色的巨龙划过我的手机屏幕，顺便整理了一下红色的肚兜，接着打开了抖音，看起了赵国的花木兰。 2026-06-05T07:32:52Z