2026-04-29T07:34:02Z https://yabu.me Hunk🏳️‍🌈 https://yabu.me/npub1zy6tecl6g36xgyxxn2y6p39nxp9hjd54x9vcgkxyqfyqtcucldqsdz8xyp https://files.woof.group/accounts/avatars/111/488/583/863/787/660/original/525247b80ba6af3f.jpg https://files.woof.group/accounts/avatars/111/488/583/863/787/660/original/525247b80ba6af3f.jpg https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsrxfhe36vspdf2sqsdxq90twchxcmyj0dqu8rep3q4uz5pzsrs2sqzyqgnf08rlfz8geqsc6dgngxykvcyk7fkj5c4npzccspysp0rnra5zc97f97 New profile pic.<br/> <img src="https://files.woof.group/media_attachments/files/115/632/838/583/199/970/original/5eb9a0c06b8e55d2.png"> <br/> 2025-11-29T11:51:33Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsv8khdjdksrd68q04jz7845033z9metz9ql0rz36hwp4lcjqyrq4qzyqgnf08rlfz8geqsc6dgngxykvcyk7fkj5c4npzccspysp0rnra5zam7ec2 We usually take Crixus&#39; collar off at night (aka &#34;Naked Puppy Time&#34;) and then put it on in the morning (&#34;Official Puppy&#34;)<br/><br/>Sometimes we &#34;forget&#34; to put it on, which leads to a few days of Naked Puppy Time. This was the state of things last night.<br/><br/>Crixus brought us his collar! 🐕 Which had been hanging on a hook. J asked, &#34;Official Puppy?&#34; Crix did the happy dance, and stuck out his neck, tail wagging.<br/><br/>He seems to see his collar like its a special necklace from his Dads. 💜🥰 2025-11-09T13:36:53Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs890rpwqc0xzkt8hy7sle8ygkxzvkr09u6acvd6l545lsnuyncwmczyqgnf08rlfz8geqsc6dgngxykvcyk7fkj5c4npzccspysp0rnra5zlvtm3a One thing I love about Halloween is that I live in an apartment, so nobody is coming to my door. There is one kid in this building, lives across the hall from us and he&#39;s the quietest 14-15 year old I&#39;ve ever met. I hear their dogs sometimes, but never him. 2025-10-31T14:32:44Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsx0ntdytarqn7vq3kp000x9xsnwrsxsvt4rhgumtrh23v28ex4vfqzyqgnf08rlfz8geqsc6dgngxykvcyk7fkj5c4npzccspysp0rnra5zyctug7 Damnit. Platner has a totenkopf Nazi tat on his chest. This is the guy running against Susan Collins. <br/><br/> I don&#39;t think it&#39;s hit the search engines yet, but you can find it on bluesky &#34;Platner nazi tattoo&#34; Looks exactly like one of the designs in the wikipedia article on totenkopf. <br/><br/>He did a underwear-clad lip sync of Wrecking Ball for his SIL, and since their anniversary is coming up, she&#39;s been sharing it. 2025-10-21T15:58:05Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsttdrw0rytrclu7dl9r4ca89pkhjd23hn0pn95re0z3ykcw7qt79gzyqgnf08rlfz8geqsc6dgngxykvcyk7fkj5c4npzccspysp0rnra5zhkng6y In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs2xatcgadk7japmq9msx5yd8x0jkf3huns0573x7dsl8956xf3nys4pheg8'>nevent1q…heg8</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Accidentally Hulked Out, did ya? 2025-10-17T10:04:29Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsyn3ss0776lv6s548z4rghzkfchxk5nu6dhwps3u2zym0aa8fkn3czyqgnf08rlfz8geqsc6dgngxykvcyk7fkj5c4npzccspysp0rnra5zr3pn3f I seem to only think to text people when it&#39;s way too early or way too late. 2025-10-15T10:55:42Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsp9l326aa3hq8z6j2n7hfq6r48jew007lkwpfee5w8xfhzcrdnf8szyqgnf08rlfz8geqsc6dgngxykvcyk7fkj5c4npzccspysp0rnra5zwdc5sm In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqstmex250x5ve8w8h3qq0mkjwgck636cmd889rgdn5v7zecru2gkmsr8kffq'>nevent1q…kffq</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Oh, I know.<br/>The internet has made it abundantly clear, I love a lot of low-quality garbage.🤷<br/><br/>I&#39;m bitter I fell for an obvious and not very good con. 😂 I was a child, but that&#39;s no excuse! 🙃 2025-07-26T11:53:01Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsqkehed22au6a5n6ca4g0uxkvhgg7f2wvu9cxkdwq96km9qymvz8gzyqgnf08rlfz8geqsc6dgngxykvcyk7fkj5c4npzccspysp0rnra5zwfupu2 I am bitter about Garfield. <br/><br/>In hindsight, it&#39;s obvious that he was a carefully crafted vehicle for selling merch and nothing more.<br/><br/>I am surprised Jim Davis openly admitted it. That&#39;s why Garfield was never edgy, deep, or profound. You don&#39;t need to be to sell suction-cup window dolls. <br/><br/>So, that&#39;s an easy thing to leave by the dumpster, 20+ Garfield Books. 2025-07-26T11:44:32Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqst7saq284037ssc3te4pj4syqu9c3kpq47hyl73nphv2sdj45qw5gzyqgnf08rlfz8geqsc6dgngxykvcyk7fkj5c4npzccspysp0rnra5zz0jtvl I want to try these scooters that are everywhere, but I am a bad driver(which is why I don&#39;t drive) and I am not great a balancing on moving things. I can&#39;t skateboard, and I spent an afternoon being dragged underwater trying to waterski. <br/><br/>I still want to just get up early or stay up late and rent one so that I can try it out when the streets are empty and nobody&#39;s out to watch me eat pavement. 2025-07-24T12:30:01Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs9x647yke6s88zzejxswc93zpx9vv4wxe345xr4rhwaq5krk5m36szyqgnf08rlfz8geqsc6dgngxykvcyk7fkj5c4npzccspysp0rnra5zeghf2j Lookin like it might be a gloomy birthday (48)<br/> <img src="https://files.woof.group/media_attachments/files/114/795/270/222/177/137/original/8ff66a2f76d93103.png"> <br/> 2025-07-04T13:46:54Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs9y3ldt5q2ylmwpd8rjzx46lm0sg6jda4pslflp0r9s24899u9lqszyqgnf08rlfz8geqsc6dgngxykvcyk7fkj5c4npzccspysp0rnra5z0e36d5 My dog LOVES fireworks.<br/><br/>I swear we got so lucky with him. <br/><br/>We see 2-4 displays north and south of us. Great view from the pier out back. Crixus, runs back and forth barking at the booms, tail wagging. Like he thinks it&#39;s a game, Boom, Bark! 2025-07-03T02:22:15Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqstsxm4uy2p3hgxj7xrnqw2mgvlfhd54te84wf9n4mlnay0c54276szyqgnf08rlfz8geqsc6dgngxykvcyk7fkj5c4npzccspysp0rnra5z5yjez6 Look!<br/> <img src="https://files.woof.group/media_attachments/files/114/675/624/788/959/886/original/72c757c1c0d3c135.png"> <br/> 2025-06-13T10:39:30Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqszsac8jy3ht9pveahuhq8xys8hkehfm2tcaq9g6rra6yent8uyepgzyqgnf08rlfz8geqsc6dgngxykvcyk7fkj5c4npzccspysp0rnra5zzj3dld In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsv5macgxrn0ft26en89f7egccn6dcgfulskg7lpgmerc3m368pgrq4hd9nu'>nevent1q…d9nu</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I looked, just because I was curious. Could not find most of my selfies. Found replies to them, but not the selfies themselves.<br/><br/>I had unwittingly set up my account with conditions that basically guarantees all my selfies get auto-deleted.<br/>LOL. Oops! 2025-06-13T01:33:19Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsvt8aau9x9az9net4r8zqv67gfsfrp87mkhj75mtazukkue6jvq6gzyqgnf08rlfz8geqsc6dgngxykvcyk7fkj5c4npzccspysp0rnra5zn6maae I hate when my mind thinks a reply is to a completely different thread and my response sounds insane. 2025-05-30T23:24:12Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsds6u48r7x3ek8qldd3mgum3gtwp8lfanvlxryhknyftydhned5dqzyqgnf08rlfz8geqsc6dgngxykvcyk7fkj5c4npzccspysp0rnra5z5ef6qw In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs04zha64gxfgec4l775epaedfam3nac3uexj2cxwfafn96cryvfyq63tzku'>nevent1q…tzku</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I auditioned for this show that was to he theater and me drawing robots and the woman in charge kept pronouncing it Ro-BUT. 2025-05-21T00:49:10Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsyj84cm7wsqswrhxxm0cp0wfykdvm3rumt5e80fw5u4sg4rg60a3gzyqgnf08rlfz8geqsc6dgngxykvcyk7fkj5c4npzccspysp0rnra5z2awysl In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqstt9fg4rgcxcrn0mj6w0npmw8h67v3jcvt8cer2r9p5suyudccvgctsru53'>nevent1q…ru53</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>The vibe I got from the trailers was a little more &#34;wacky sitcom&#34; and not as dark and biting as the books. I did not picture bright colors constantly. 2025-05-16T09:55:37Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs2h3fedpm3mx0qk925lyelddspc7k7l440np0r0nykpazevugdyjszyqgnf08rlfz8geqsc6dgngxykvcyk7fkj5c4npzccspysp0rnra5zuzfna2 Interesting how we change over time. I used to spend HOURS clipping music and movies to give everyone in my contacts their own ringtone. Because google voice allows it, I even set up personalized outgoing VM greetings, &#34;Hey Mom and Dad, thanks for calling...&#34;, &#34;Hey coworker,...&#34;, &#34;Hey friends,...&#34;<br/><br/>Now? <br/>When my phone rings I miss the call or accidentally hang up &#39;cause I have no idea how to answer this phone, it rings so rarely. 2025-02-08T13:54:22Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsy5rll9ya9gzccjmc42tgd9g0sn7fq6v6qnrdx2kdwrgh5ru5ll8gzyqgnf08rlfz8geqsc6dgngxykvcyk7fkj5c4npzccspysp0rnra5zxgt4vf We were walking the dog and J wanted to go to the convenience store a block away. <br/>When he was crossing back, some asshole turning leftt nearly creamed him in the crosswalk, he had to jump out of the way. Wished he&#39;d thrown his can of soda at their tail light or something.<br/>The next light was red, and I could have ran over there and, I dunno, scared the crap out of them.<br/><br/>We are shook. I want to beat someone bloody. 2024-12-10T23:22:42Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsr403s6q56dr3eeeg4eguduvnv6enz00pw52dpqnqmegeqfsnmzaqzyqgnf08rlfz8geqsc6dgngxykvcyk7fkj5c4npzccspysp0rnra5zs86vgl In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs9g5jhqqlz8dpkp8fve8fgae4nwn8rfstgcv9xvee770qqqyn00rck64jy2'>nevent1q…4jy2</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>there there muscles, you&#39;ll be pumping again in no time. 2024-12-05T19:05:30Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsgjt9hh592fxxun29gvwpc5zs4e90dsvxyu02razk5zff5h4sppjszyqgnf08rlfz8geqsc6dgngxykvcyk7fkj5c4npzccspysp0rnra5zp25kdz In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsdq8lgl8rt727r4cmyfsmhzt7euytwrgx640mng99fujstj3x825qg09lnk'>nevent1q…9lnk</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>even the muscles are moody. 2024-12-05T16:19:10Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsx5efzfmrzja266yflt6l044hnat0h87mrsyfnznjx7za5eu5tcngzyqgnf08rlfz8geqsc6dgngxykvcyk7fkj5c4npzccspysp0rnra5zlte3pl I just had my own Mandela Effect moment.<br/><br/>I have been pronouncing it FOIL-age forever, and I could swear that was because it is spelled that way. I usually recognize when something is phonetic like that. <br/><br/>I really thought &#34;Foley-edge&#34; was the affected mispronunciation &#34;trying to sound smart&#34; path. <br/><br/>it&#39;s me, hi. I&#39;m the problem it&#39;s me. 2024-12-05T01:54:05Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsxcda7g0cghhqtkcxjulcu9nespq2ayznq5j4emzfz4g4279a82dgzyqgnf08rlfz8geqsc6dgngxykvcyk7fkj5c4npzccspysp0rnra5zd4jm88 <span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub1scplx0a2pveg453y6q9wh639ywnd20m80rx22vfzylxcxnmm7kssn26zy8" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>Ash K</span> (<span class="italic">npub1scp…6zy8</span>)</a></span> It&#39;s more that I&#39;m just disillusioned with the way they work. They are far too quick to cancel things for fear of actors/writers wanting more money because their show is a hit. Too many shows cancelled with a cliffhanger. <br/>Too many stories snuffed before they even hit their stride. <br/><br/>And they are propping up some BS like Dave Chappelle and a psychic medium 2024-10-23T12:28:38Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsxmxcxvx3v6td55wm5yt72tm4ajvaf03taga8uyjjr3fczwh0hzxqzyqgnf08rlfz8geqsc6dgngxykvcyk7fkj5c4npzccspysp0rnra5zj84wlk In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsrqfdja6u85sgauza58jrvfkrezf585mya8m4ayfk8ak3fxncsqls7mf88q'>nevent1q…f88q</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>To be fair, I&#39;m antisocial because most of my coworkers live near work, or in west/south burbs and I live way up on the north side of the city.<br/>Also, one of my two trains is an express train that only runs during rush hours, so if I were to hang out after work, I&#39;d miss that train and almost double my commute home. I stopped going to the big all-division holiday party because its such a slog home afterwards (and COVID) 2024-10-16T18:40:04Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsrqfdja6u85sgauza58jrvfkrezf585mya8m4ayfk8ak3fxncsqlszyqgnf08rlfz8geqsc6dgngxykvcyk7fkj5c4npzccspysp0rnra5zlkge3e I overheard one of the coworkers on the video team mention his husband. <br/><br/>So, I guess I am no longer the only gay in this office. So I can&#39;t blame my antisocial behavior on everyone being cishet. 2024-10-16T16:57:25Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsrdhkxtd4fam5qdz526ymvmcdg0kalauvqqpszw7lppn4cjdjcq9qzyqgnf08rlfz8geqsc6dgngxykvcyk7fkj5c4npzccspysp0rnra5zfftnty In the long long ago I remember seeing this guy&#39;s profile on PlanetOut (old timely gay site) that said:<br/><br/>&#34;I have real muscle, not gym muscles because mine are from fistfights and fucking.&#34;<br/><br/>It was not the flex he imagined, dude made Pee Wee Herman look like The Rock in comparison. 2024-10-12T13:49:10Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsgegh6cw49xd8tfn4qqhvpm8gtuw2g3924m6xnwjlwmkrfnxkpeeqzyqgnf08rlfz8geqsc6dgngxykvcyk7fkj5c4npzccspysp0rnra5zwzfq2u There was this 5-year period where everyone was trying to sell you Collect Call service. It&#39;s one of life&#39;s great mysteries. 2024-09-28T11:00:28Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsws0d7sfzrsp0y635zr6wcutt6ht44n0c6awezfv3u4ygd0a3cdjszyqgnf08rlfz8geqsc6dgngxykvcyk7fkj5c4npzccspysp0rnra5zg36mg3 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsvqwjvm50v94jjvsfgsxx6p89ghd9u65yj4nwcj73yu84lzx9vycc80n4wr'>nevent1q…n4wr</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I haven&#39;t had great luck with telecoms. I&#39;ve had Tmobile, Sprint, and now FI and it&#39;s just &#34;so where do you want the business to fuck up?&#34; 2024-09-12T19:26:09Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqspuzmpvflt82u0yjgskyfel7t0v7wzmjt25h7ynmrwxhu948axztszyqgnf08rlfz8geqsc6dgngxykvcyk7fkj5c4npzccspysp0rnra5z7g0mf5 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqszg4w3t3ndvvulc006myquax2qmzs5dtw659jxpjkfwdux4sjfttclh5547'>nevent1q…5547</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>They weren&#39;t that bad until the last two weeks. <br/><br/>Today, they seem to be suggesting I need to mail them the phone before they&#39;ll send a replacement. I will be calling them tomorrow and asking for a supervisor. It&#39;s not an option for me to go phoneless, so if they can&#39;t help me, sounds like I&#39;ll go back to TMobile. 2024-09-12T19:00:06Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsfdespfan526xydcgxv9yqzeljlsjqpyrwnnpdzpar076h2l9kcfszyqgnf08rlfz8geqsc6dgngxykvcyk7fkj5c4npzccspysp0rnra5z3zcyk6 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqstqex9sscxmsectnp0hwrnvy5gy0gthwcan2vltdg04f65qhwmudszzgutc'>nevent1q…gutc</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>And today, 8 days later, the screen is coming off of this replacement device, too. <br/><br/>Google Fi customer service is on crack. They are telling me to just send in the phone without a replacement.<br/><br/>Not happening, I need my phone in order to log into work, there&#39;s a verification app. I will be calling them tomorrow. 2024-09-12T18:10:41Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqstqex9sscxmsectnp0hwrnvy5gy0gthwcan2vltdg04f65qhwmudszyqgnf08rlfz8geqsc6dgngxykvcyk7fkj5c4npzccspysp0rnra5zp2pm0j The replacement phone arrived, took forever to charge and I got through most of the migration and OS updates last night.<br/>So today I&#39;m futzing to get it back where I had everything. 2024-09-04T16:27:03Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqspykpxmnshfq6ed7tcazm3jzufvcu7ee35vlfee4g6yq05p28y5gszyqgnf08rlfz8geqsc6dgngxykvcyk7fkj5c4npzccspysp0rnra5zvd73e4 My advice? Don&#39;t be so focused on your great tits that you forget you have a luscious ass. 2024-08-16T16:35:12Z