Raymond Literally

God blesses those who hunger and thirst for justice, for they will be satisfied. -- Well, I'm waiting...🙄 Not literally a barrister or mouse.
#HashtagGames & #Politics

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Last Notes

2026-04-16 01:15:18 UTC

Toilet Story
#MovieOrPlayParodies
#HashTagGames

2026-03-22 01:20:42 UTC

MasterCard Theater
#LendingTVShows
#HashTagGames

2026-02-25 02:26:27 UTC

Any Penguin Classic
#SeabirdsABookOrPlay
#HashTagGames

2026-02-25 02:11:28 UTC

Gull-iver's Travels
#SeabirdsABookOrPlay
#HashTagGames

2026-02-19 02:10:02 UTC

Chowder West Was Won
#SeaFoodAMovieOrPlay
#HashTagGames

2026-02-19 02:08:35 UTC

First Monday in Octopus
#SeaFoodAMovieOrPlay
#HashTagGames

2026-02-15 02:40:05 UTC

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Follow you anywhere, Paul! Sante!

2026-02-15 02:26:43 UTC

Everything Must Go, Everywhere, All At Once!
#DiscountMoviesOrPlays
#HashTagGames
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/116/072/277/520/255/014/original/c825e9a9ea0cd98c.jpg

2026-02-15 02:18:06 UTC

The Thrift Element
#DiscountMoviesOrPlays
#HashTagGames
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/116/072/243/033/911/932/original/d3656e62eb550c95.mp4

2026-02-05 02:06:32 UTC

Breakfast at Tim Horton's
#SoSoMovies
#HashTagGames

2026-02-02 02:25:09 UTC

Cool Whip It
#PuddingSongsOrPoems
#HashTagGames

2026-02-02 02:03:59 UTC

Jello Submarine
#PuddingSongsOrPoems
#HashTagGames

2026-01-21 02:32:52 UTC

You Cheddar You Bet
#CheesyEggCorns
#HashTagGames

2026-01-21 02:32:33 UTC

Mama's Got a Cheese Box
#CheesyEggCorns
#HashTagGames

2026-01-18 02:36:39 UTC

One Benjamin Franklin is easily worth 100 George Washingtons
#OddBenFranklinFacts
#HashTagGames

2026-01-14 22:11:45 UTC

If Greenland is invaded, it is America that will be lost.

2025-12-25 02:52:28 UTC

It's a Wonderful Life of Brian
#MashupChristmasAnything
#12DaysOfChristmas
#HashtagGames

2025-12-25 02:15:40 UTC

Frankincense and Sensibility
#MashupChristmasAnything
#12DaysOfChristmas
#HashtagGames

2025-12-23 02:35:05 UTC

#WaitingForSanta to explain how he keeps that many toys in one sack
#12DaysOfChristmas
#HashtagGames
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/115/766/544/244/637/416/original/0b1cfce147d1fb06.mp4

2025-12-06 02:50:05 UTC

You find yourself running around in circles
#AnimalHoroscopes
#HashTagGames

2025-12-06 02:31:34 UTC

You've caught the car. Now what?
#AnimalHoroscopes
#HashTagGames

2025-12-04 02:05:35 UTC

I heard it from a friend who
Heard it from a friend who
Heard it from another
You've been snooping around
#NoseyNeighborASongOrPoem
#HashTagGames

2025-12-02 02:25:16 UTC

A Fig Newton is the amount of force needed to propel 1 kilogram of figs 1 meter per second squared
#FactsOrMythsAboutFruit
#HashTagGames

2025-11-23 02:04:50 UTC

Cat Rescue from a Hot Tin Roof
#HumaneSocietyAMovie
#HashTagGames

2025-11-22 02:24:48 UTC

We'll burn that bridge when we get there
#ProverbsGoneWrong
#HashTagGames

2025-11-22 02:09:59 UTC

All that glitters is gaudy WH decoration
#ProverbsGoneWrong
#HashTagGames

2025-11-22 02:02:24 UTC

Rome wasn't built on Rock 'n Roll
#ProverbsGoneWrong
#HashTagGames

2025-11-12 02:37:40 UTC

Sermon and Garfunkel
#MashUpBandsAndReligion
#HashTagGames

2025-11-12 02:06:14 UTC

Guns & Moses
#MashUpBandsAndReligion
#HashTagGames

2025-11-06 02:17:57 UTC

Tim Horton's Hears A Who
#TakeOutFoodABookOrPlay
#HashTagGames

2025-11-02 17:29:57 UTC

Choose your Doom:
1) Government tries to help you, but it always fails
2) Government is extremely successful, but it tries to hurt you

2025-11-01 01:37:06 UTC

A Horse with A Donation in Your Name
#DisappointingTreatsASong
#HashTagGames

2025-10-30 01:59:07 UTC

Nobody knows why it happens. It just happens.
#CityWildLifeTips
#HashTagGames
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/115/460/638/497/525/295/original/ccb9776f3a19d7d3.mp4

2025-10-29 01:35:44 UTC

The Lady's ChatGPT Lover
#RejectedBookEdits
#HashTagGames

2025-10-18 21:32:47 UTC

I will not obey in advance
I will not obey JD Vance
I will not obey or make nice
With sons-of-bitches who work for ICE
#NoKings #Resist
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/115/397/306/767/691/988/original/cdddfc6f122d3be9.png

2025-10-18 01:14:07 UTC

Should I Stay or Should I Go?
#HouseGuestASongOrPoem
#HashTagGames

2025-10-07 02:06:29 UTC

#GrandFatherTaughtMe not to travel back in time to shoot him, or I'll not live to regret it.
#HashTagGames

2025-09-17 01:20:33 UTC

Duck Hunt for the Red October
#VideoGameABookOrPlay
#HashTagGames

2025-09-13 01:30:31 UTC

The Sound of Muzak
#BoreAMovieOrShow
#HashTagGames

2025-09-13 01:16:03 UTC

All Quiet on the Western Omlette
#BoreAMovieOrShow
#HashTagGames

2025-09-10 01:22:57 UTC

Tying medical coverage to employment is the best way to remove medical coverage as soon as you're too sick to work.
#MedicalSlogansOrMottos
#HashTagGames

2025-09-10 01:08:28 UTC

Single Payer is not "socialism", it's fleet insurance for people.
#MedicalSlogansOrMottos
#HashTagGames

2025-09-07 01:40:09 UTC

One is bound to wear out faster
#BuyOneGetOneFree
#HashTagGames
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/115/160/461/471/237/246/original/9579bc5d4eaef723.jpg

2025-08-18 01:06:43 UTC

Red Red Twine
#JunkDrawerASongOrPoem
#HashTagGames

2025-08-10 01:15:15 UTC

You're Nothing But a Hound of Baskerville
#LoveABookASong
#HashTagGames

2025-08-07 01:01:32 UTC

It was a low bar, but if you don't meet it, out you go.
#BartenderTales
#HashTagGames
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/114/984/773/067/936/685/original/76bce5da923cbb0c.png

2025-07-27 01:14:19 UTC

Oh fuck!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHK5fBm1YWk
#HashtagGames
#MuppetsDeepThoughts

2025-07-13 01:38:16 UTC

Eton graduate with a chip on his shoulder in Her Majesty's Secret Service
#DescribeACharacterGenerically
#HashTagGames

2025-07-13 01:11:07 UTC

The only guy whose name everybody knows in the place where everybody knows your name
#DescribeACharacterGenerically
#HashTagGames

2025-07-09 01:07:54 UTC

DeepShit A.I.
#RebrandWebsitesOrTech
#HashTagGames

2025-07-05 01:04:38 UTC

Well, that was certainly something.
#AlmostACompliment
#HashTagGames

2025-07-01 01:50:53 UTC

Copy and paste used to be fun
#InTheGoodOleDays
#HashTagGames
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/114/775/466/845/314/632/original/b669dde80da62052.jpg

2025-06-21 01:02:00 UTC

Keep your towel handy
#DontForgetTo
#HashTagGames
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/114/718/651/720/000/587/original/7c0be2f351da7286.mp4

2025-05-30 01:58:50 UTC

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#AnimalDreams
#HashtagGames
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/114/594/304/178/134/546/original/b2bab972eeb36019.jpg

2025-05-30 01:57:19 UTC

You will be visited by three dogs!
#AnimalDreams
#HashtagGames
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/114/594/297/601/166/129/original/d74a57a5a1a734d7.mp4

2025-05-29 01:28:04 UTC

Coal Coal Heart
#CookOutASongOrPoem
#HashTagGames

2025-05-29 01:27:50 UTC

Another Briquette in the Wall
#CookOutASongOrPoem
#HashTagGames

2025-05-29 01:21:32 UTC

It Mustard Been Love (But It's Offal Now)
#CookOutASongOrPoem
#HashTagGames

2025-05-29 01:19:59 UTC

The Wurst Cut is the Deepest
#CookOutASongOrPoem
#HashTagGames

2025-05-26 01:07:27 UTC

Plague of Geese
#NameANewDisease
#HashTagGames
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/114/571/453/472/749/741/original/3becbbe3a3fb1f1b.mp4

2025-05-24 01:02:34 UTC

Elizabeth! I'm here! -- Fred G. Sanford
#FictionalCharactersLastWords
#HashTagGames

2025-05-23 01:09:08 UTC

The Tardy Boys
#MakeABookLate
#HashTagGames

2025-05-21 01:55:53 UTC

Dancing on Penicillin
#ClinicalTrialASongOrPoem
#HashTagGames

2025-05-21 01:25:11 UTC

Surgeon Pepper's Lonely Heart Club Band
#ClinicalTrialASongOrPoem
#HashTagGames

2025-05-21 01:16:47 UTC

Pharmacological Song
#ClinicalTrialASongOrPoem
#HashTagGames

2025-05-20 03:16:08 UTC

Bolt Sides Now
#AssembleThingsASongOrPoem
#HashTagGames

2025-05-20 03:15:47 UTC

The Wind Beneath My Wingnuts
#AssembleThingsASongOrPoem
#HashTagGames

2025-05-20 01:41:16 UTC

White Welding
#AssembleThingsASongOrPoem
#HashTagGames

2025-05-19 01:27:39 UTC

I finish everything I
#ReasonsHellFrozeOver
#HashTagGames

2025-05-14 01:08:10 UTC

Jackalope and Diane
#FolkLoreASongOrPoem
#HashTagGames

2025-05-14 01:06:56 UTC

That Odin Time Rock 'n Roll
#FolkLoreASongOrPoem
#HashTagGames

2025-05-03 03:27:42 UTC

We are at war with Eastasia. We have always been at war with Eastasia
#NotTheProblemButSignOfTheProblem
#HashTagGames

2025-05-02 01:10:32 UTC

Been good with names.
#NeverHaveIEverASitcomCharacter
#HashTagGames
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/114/435/569/644/332/607/original/e4f10c00d7b6e4b0.jpg

2025-05-02 01:02:37 UTC

Shown my face. -- Wilson
#NeverHaveIEverASitcomCharacter
#HashTagGames
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/114/435/537/711/483/591/original/f2cabc566abd9e8a.png

2025-04-27 01:44:20 UTC

A Whiter Shade of Pale on the Wrong Side
#AlienSongPoemOrLimerick
#HashTagGames
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/114/407/390/646/656/986/original/e57ed126ee626578.jpg

2025-04-23 01:04:28 UTC

The Unbearable Lightness of Jelly Beans
#CandyTreatABookOrPlay
#HashTagGames

2025-04-16 01:11:12 UTC

The Wrong That Never Ends
#ComplaintSongsOrPoems
#HashTagGames
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/114/344/975/958/645/045/original/9499d2c2a23ef768.mp4

2025-04-12 01:02:18 UTC

Edgar Allen Po' boys
#PoetFoodAndDrinks
#HashTagGames

2025-04-12 00:59:59 UTC

Silverware Plath
#PoetFoodAndDrinks
#HashTagGames

2025-04-10 01:46:18 UTC

Rest Stop, or My Mother Will Shoot!
#RoadTripAnything
#HashTagGames

2025-04-07 02:35:46 UTC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uai7M4RpoLU
#MakeASongOrPoemDrowsy
#HashtagGames

2025-04-06 01:06:58 UTC

You can call me Betty
#HumansIfFoundTagWouldSay
#HashTagGames
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/114/288/334/072/388/342/original/8fac6d5277c0c7be.mp4

2025-04-03 01:41:01 UTC

Nailing -- Christopher Cross
#DIYASongPoemOrQuote
#HashTagGames

2025-04-03 01:30:30 UTC

I Didn't Mean to Turn It On
#DIYASongPoemOrQuote
#HashTagGames

2025-04-01 01:15:25 UTC

I Died in Your Arms Tonight from the Plague
#MedievalBreakupSongsOrPoems
#HashTagGames

2025-03-28 01:39:10 UTC

I Wand You to Wand Me
#WizardlySongsPoemsOrLimericks
#HashTagGames

2025-03-28 01:33:08 UTC

Talking About My Incantation
#WizardlySongsPoemsOrLimericks
#HashTagGames

2025-03-27 01:39:01 UTC

Bohemian Tragedy
#UhOhASongOrPoem
#HashTagGames

2025-03-26 01:31:32 UTC

Text back 5 things you did this week.
Otherwise you're fired.
#OddTextChainInviteAnything
#HashTagGames

2025-03-26 01:01:37 UTC

You are invited to join the Signal security working group. All welcome!
#OddTextChainInviteAnything
#HashTagGames

2025-03-25 01:42:36 UTC

Lemony Snicker's
#DessertsBasedOnFictionalCharacters
#HashTagGames

2025-03-25 01:22:11 UTC

The Life of Pie Patel
#DessertsBasedOnFictionalCharacters
#HashTagGames

2025-03-21 01:55:07 UTC

Folsom Prison Glues
#GlueASongPoemOrLimerick
#HashTagGames

2025-03-18 01:10:13 UTC

All the lonely people, where do they all come from?
#FediverseChickNicoleAnything
#HashTagGames
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/114/180/763/819/019/507/original/f3aa6dadee8632a8.jpg

2025-03-18 01:05:55 UTC

Me and Julio got DM'd by the Schoolyard
#FediverseChickNicoleAnything
#HashTagGames

2025-03-13 01:28:26 UTC

Noth by Noth's Vest
#AlfredHitchcockAnything
#HashTagGames
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/114/152/524/559/808/846/original/38580518b3f54805.jpg

2025-03-12 01:07:20 UTC

He takes the morning train
He works from nine to five
He takes another to come home again
And what or who have you been doing all day?
#DebunkASongOrPoem
#HashTagGames

2025-03-10 00:03:18 UTC

Elon should be sanctioned by every country that supports #Ukraine.

2025-03-09 20:03:27 UTC

Thank goodness for #France being the headstrong wayward sons they are, or #Ukraine and the rest of #NATO would be caught short by America's rug-pull. Every NATO member must be rethinking their reliance on American tech right now.
https://en.defence-ua.com/events/france_launched_cso_3_reconnaissance_satellite_ukraine_has_chance_to_get_necessary_intelligence_data-13769.html

2025-02-27 02:39:57 UTC

Schneider Fish Nor Fowl
#BackgroundCharacterAnything
#HashTagGames
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/114/073/534/015/721/811/original/732887e125af4e42.jpg