2026-06-30T16:36:21Z https://yabu.me GayDeceiver https://yabu.me/npub1zs8845r0xkzp8llpydgrnwmtga8529sz63txu90yypuzhmtfc4ls24c2vg https://media.mstdn.social/accounts/avatars/109/288/734/143/140/125/original/685098294a79fc91.png https://media.mstdn.social/accounts/avatars/109/288/734/143/140/125/original/685098294a79fc91.png https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsvjqacykapvx2euu7pnchtzyx69aenzwvpcxq9nraeg9hwjds7w2qzyq2qu7ksdu6cgylluy34qwdmddr573gkqt29vms4uss8s2ldd8zh7a7n8ug Da fuq? Conversion Therapy cannot be banned? <br/><br/>As someone who, as an adult, went to &#34;therapy&#34; for a few years to subjugate and deny my homosexual urges with a religious therapist ... <br/><br/>That shit is awful ... and it does actual damage to the psyche.<br/><br/>I&#39;m so sick and tired of this fcuking timeline. 2026-03-31T15:48:45Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs8mxy7ym4pxlatk4f6v5arn5v2dz9n4xa048t5697vreqperscx2gzyq2qu7ksdu6cgylluy34qwdmddr573gkqt29vms4uss8s2ldd8zh7g8rxtk Now that I found out about the &#34;California Burrito&#34; with French Fries in it ... I&#39;m both kind of grossed out and curious about it. 2026-03-27T14:48:41Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs243ga4fkw0vwpq8urxujep3t33usgjhpafzt6hne5jxm0kx8cjtgzyq2qu7ksdu6cgylluy34qwdmddr573gkqt29vms4uss8s2ldd8zh7hkcnfv Honestly… I thought that the Christian Rapture was a religious concept going back to the very beginning of the religion. <br/><br/>Nope. John Nelson Darby created it in the 1800s, after he had a fall and a knocked his nogging real hard. <br/><br/>Look him up. It’s a hoot. 2026-03-26T02:27:04Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs8s55579mr5czszle6dj80t8nh6nn8waj2n5rlemyvx8mdcvdg6pczyq2qu7ksdu6cgylluy34qwdmddr573gkqt29vms4uss8s2ldd8zh7gnaqsf &#34;You silly kids and your funny &#39;neurodivergence&#39; talk. We didn&#39;t have that growing up, and I turned out quite fine,&#34; said Grandma as she let her grandchildren into her climate-controlled, pressurized subbasement Breyer Horse mini-museum with over 7,000 separate, distinct horses. 2026-03-19T16:05:49Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsx7fwwl59lwyetsfwn4pzepum8w0hf8k6vmq8we9qz6m0g7fttlnszyq2qu7ksdu6cgylluy34qwdmddr573gkqt29vms4uss8s2ldd8zh77fa6dm In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsf00cr6x0nnynj0arzzwrlgqtk936wfaa4hnactsqezka5dj8apmspz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerfw36x7tnsw43qnqsl86'>nevent1q…sl86</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpqujvv3vtk50qvk0ex78v73vp4ma4ayn5s5anuzea9k207h6hvpx4qdwdyu0" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpqujvv3vtk50qvk0ex78v73vp4ma4ayn5s5anuzea9k207h6hvpx4qdwdyu0</span> (<span class="italic">nprofile…dyu0</span>)</a></span> Even I, as a gay man, acknowledge that is a super bad ad. 2026-03-09T14:45:20Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsvyp4mpcz7uyvzgypva2aenh0x5wv75hn0c2nsleel0vancylvjkczyq2qu7ksdu6cgylluy34qwdmddr573gkqt29vms4uss8s2ldd8zh7c7chjr She’s got the body of a beauty queen. How she got it in her freezer, no one really knows. 2026-03-08T01:46:13Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsx0xjcd0svw7hgya6vyd2pn9kw92z82zwucfj3m9ncu2vle5f5e3szyq2qu7ksdu6cgylluy34qwdmddr573gkqt29vms4uss8s2ldd8zh776d78w Some of these people who are generating chaos need to be “Poltergeist” haunted. 2026-03-08T01:45:13Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsqe0mcculxjg5h33pxxhqdv8j5rupgvccfyvsu7cvhjytely9drvqzyq2qu7ksdu6cgylluy34qwdmddr573gkqt29vms4uss8s2ldd8zh76jfahz &#34;If not surveillance state, why surveillance state shaped?&#34; 2026-03-06T18:28:45Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsg4qf7tu3704ndlej9mk4dqxmjf7h8e6n57ru2cw5wfqxjk2ulewqzyq2qu7ksdu6cgylluy34qwdmddr573gkqt29vms4uss8s2ldd8zh7pyxxxh Be the reason the prime real estate in your town is cemetery adjacent. 2026-03-05T05:01:27Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqszzvkhrp6s03ef6qqujsh529d29pres0wemyekh7k78e0j09nhgsszyq2qu7ksdu6cgylluy34qwdmddr573gkqt29vms4uss8s2ldd8zh7sp4uqh Done gone and went a-votin’<br/><br/>The Republican side of the room had plenty of voting stations open, and the voting clerks were kinda bored.<br/><br/>The Democratic side? Long line. <br/><br/>I think Texas might be a little bit more purple now. 2026-03-04T00:27:40Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqswnpzw758ed0xywerx9zw0h3zrhhxhd55a65z6y7hh67fva0chreqzyq2qu7ksdu6cgylluy34qwdmddr573gkqt29vms4uss8s2ldd8zh72vpqnh Maybe his next step will be to get into a battle of wits with Sicilian, especially if death is on the line? <br/><br/>I mean, he already started the land war in Asia ... 2026-03-03T15:18:19Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqspezmcky6rltxr7498p9s4egv5nq9cwp49zrj6zm68zn860pc4u7qzyq2qu7ksdu6cgylluy34qwdmddr573gkqt29vms4uss8s2ldd8zh77s999x When I was younger, I would start getting sick and I would play the hero and push through ... and extend the illness way beyond it&#39;s usual run. <br/><br/>Now, the moment I start feeling bad, I prioritize what&#39;s important: Getting into bed and making sure I give my body a chance to heal. 2026-03-03T14:40:33Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsgxaqszdzya3q2up65ugf7y355kf2v7k792kdk8nyq2hcpt06u5eqzyq2qu7ksdu6cgylluy34qwdmddr573gkqt29vms4uss8s2ldd8zh7gxzffe Never cuddle with a Klingon<br/><br/>#SciFiEtiquette<br/>#HashTagGames 2026-03-03T02:03:39Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs8clwrsc4m0k5sptzcu78lwgjvjpvf07mafpl508u0gl8sf3m9zmgzyq2qu7ksdu6cgylluy34qwdmddr573gkqt29vms4uss8s2ldd8zh7xlredu “As we enter hour seventeen of Operation Distract from the PDF Files …” 2026-02-28T23:46:07Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqspv479ntr7sp3xp0wvs8auny57zhn4txrz8rt66jyxdvf6a0wrz0szyq2qu7ksdu6cgylluy34qwdmddr573gkqt29vms4uss8s2ldd8zh7vftqza The bombings will continue until peace is restored. 2026-02-28T23:07:25Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsw3hjm969dky752x352gkr869ht0ytw7c2vcq8c4dlnuajdr59a4qzyq2qu7ksdu6cgylluy34qwdmddr573gkqt29vms4uss8s2ldd8zh72y760u Eagle Tactical, the brand of the Alpha Male, the King of His Kingdom, is proud to introduce its specially-licensed line of The Punisher merchandise. The Badass Kit includes the bullet-proof vest and the official Kid&#39;n&#39;Play hair piece and beard. You&#39;ll be the best looking Frank Castle in your trailer park! Buy yours today!<br/><br/>We also offer the Hello Kitty edition, if your taste is more colorful. <br/><br/>#EagleTactical<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/116/116/525/759/756/859/original/95521a8916c081e9.png"> <br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/116/116/968/196/735/991/original/376a0a00b958167a.png"> 2026-02-22T22:00:09Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsz8lt4xalee3pe7tgdm8rztk6hawx5chc8tcz49pcrl69c9q0yz9gzyq2qu7ksdu6cgylluy34qwdmddr573gkqt29vms4uss8s2ldd8zh7k7x3rf Hear me out: Antiques Roadshow, but for cursed objects.<br/><br/>#AntiquesRoadShowCursedObjects 2026-02-10T01:18:44Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsxsknnfdskrrdlcdfdsnehn8an43exrar4yhe8vgdghl9r4nlh9jczyq2qu7ksdu6cgylluy34qwdmddr573gkqt29vms4uss8s2ldd8zh7u2d9p6 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsdfq44wne2sam0dnr7spy9p2zvq2kd0tspwg9tsu0t9r365qlttxspz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerfw36x7tnsw43q9wwd8h'>nevent1q…wd8h</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpqvt26fezr6504xpfsugqw5sglzvdusky4mm886rgu5xpp4f96ac7skj5mvz" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpqvt26fezr6504xpfsugqw5sglzvdusky4mm886rgu5xpp4f96ac7skj5mvz</span> (<span class="italic">nprofile…5mvz</span>)</a></span> I know, right? 2026-02-06T00:47:07Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsthmuy3jhcjcgmk48n0km90e557utylfd4manmak6pxj6uxqes8lqzyq2qu7ksdu6cgylluy34qwdmddr573gkqt29vms4uss8s2ldd8zh74r7e9a Me: I can’t possibly spend any more money on a LEGO set. <br/><br/>LEGO: Project Hail Mary set, anyone?<br/><br/>Me: FINE!<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/116/020/807/455/603/611/original/ca59bacc578995e7.png"> 2026-02-06T00:17:11Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsyf0vsngjkpzufj4assgq4l4k3c7v0une5qfu97kkt4783zvcz77szyq2qu7ksdu6cgylluy34qwdmddr573gkqt29vms4uss8s2ldd8zh70ge23j Even his AI girlfriend dumped him. 2026-02-05T16:35:02Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsq28aesayz697t4phfaqssjuws8zkglggr4qp5t0ysmu503cgn6dgzyq2qu7ksdu6cgylluy34qwdmddr573gkqt29vms4uss8s2ldd8zh74w6wmd Ethical ethics 2026-02-04T19:35:14Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs84uzkm3hfkwm0h9kfr4yqehka6v8nk5q2287zhywrlhjjl62hv8gzyq2qu7ksdu6cgylluy34qwdmddr573gkqt29vms4uss8s2ldd8zh7kcc7ax One of my coworkers acts like he&#39;s been created by AI. 2026-02-04T16:05:10Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsvr30s68c5m6tz2g3hdnq4n78yfawkulz4k6tmd55qxnt2vctza4szyq2qu7ksdu6cgylluy34qwdmddr573gkqt29vms4uss8s2ldd8zh7shwu46 Everyone has a podcast these days, even AI Slop machines. 2026-01-31T23:44:35Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsz7jqvxc4pxx82ngvntzu63xua0u9erspqk2sse3krxp8l09t8wsczyq2qu7ksdu6cgylluy34qwdmddr573gkqt29vms4uss8s2ldd8zh7vyqm0u “We didn’t have autism when I was growing up. It’s all made up,” said Nana as she added another commemorative plate to her collection, the largest one west of the Mississippi. 2026-01-16T22:58:45Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsp0mfsw7vl48zhax03g7lhjsghxyx5n663pcl4sfa9wt5fjhq73gqzyq2qu7ksdu6cgylluy34qwdmddr573gkqt29vms4uss8s2ldd8zh7eqn4kw This is the dumbest, most discouraging dystopia ever. 2026-01-16T20:40:05Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsqa4h3lpnlm4rtakv95zq36tyj38qyklmkxq0dr5qwdy53z2xtcgszyq2qu7ksdu6cgylluy34qwdmddr573gkqt29vms4uss8s2ldd8zh76kx88e When a Gen-X person asks you a question about something you&#39;re about to do, please understand that they are loath to give direct advice. They&#39;re asking the question because they can see how your decisions are going to explode in your face. 2026-01-15T23:24:18Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsy6f494u877luqzq3y9wegs7twcdescn23lnyk9z4azm6ge0ctsfczyq2qu7ksdu6cgylluy34qwdmddr573gkqt29vms4uss8s2ldd8zh7czufr7 He died doing what he loved, telling parents of teenagers how to parent. 2026-01-15T00:42:50Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsdd0uz9td5en4g0n8f9k7e999carqgnxhhjttc2yhjcmjdchfeyggzyq2qu7ksdu6cgylluy34qwdmddr573gkqt29vms4uss8s2ldd8zh7alrk9y You know how you stop this Greenland nonsense?<br/><br/>Denmark stops Lego shipments to the US. <br/><br/>Lego Adults will not stand for it. 2026-01-08T20:14:20Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsqe6dqxzwp923yrqlq4rzgylnam2ajma5l2a8l9hhrrwgxlp6xqsczyq2qu7ksdu6cgylluy34qwdmddr573gkqt29vms4uss8s2ldd8zh7882kw6 Are we all agreed this is all happening because of petroleum? 2026-01-03T20:14:15Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsyefqtaccstc9m3s6z3u6eswggczrr8cpsp7lf2l4xdnusthefm0szyq2qu7ksdu6cgylluy34qwdmddr573gkqt29vms4uss8s2ldd8zh75n6tal Dismantle the patriarchy by being a good parent, treating everyone with respect, and leading by example. 2025-12-31T04:49:19Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsfup5qftyv9m8ed3442kgrlgfzm7mlazuvryxcfgnzuxa86sacvcgzyq2qu7ksdu6cgylluy34qwdmddr573gkqt29vms4uss8s2ldd8zh7xw2yh0 Would I be upset if someone I like is in the Epstein Files? Not really. I mean, I found out this year what a terrible human Neil Gaiman is, so moving forward, I will make the assumption that anyone with loads of money and means will probably be in that list. Regular folk rules don&#39;t apply after you&#39;ve made a certain amount of money. 2025-12-23T16:06:31Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqszxgq62m3ay8m2nr255zz8ejxtaw2gaz65mdyaq2t9fmt905qf7tqzyq2qu7ksdu6cgylluy34qwdmddr573gkqt29vms4uss8s2ldd8zh73tyqlw “Oh sure, we heard the angels on high. They were terrifying, as in my mind went blank and I voided myself in sheer, animalistic fear. “ 2025-12-22T03:55:29Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs8xexxv2dpq0phk86y7qp0h6jd0aahpy9shkxtp7hmzx9qan3tg6szyq2qu7ksdu6cgylluy34qwdmddr573gkqt29vms4uss8s2ldd8zh7vp008m “I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, and daddy was sitting on the couch watching them with this grin. It still haunts me to this day.” 2025-12-22T01:52:58Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsye8aq233ph6sljmymavvmaug3llea7yr627d9lw9ksl5gg883zwszyq2qu7ksdu6cgylluy34qwdmddr573gkqt29vms4uss8s2ldd8zh7gtxjd2 Let’s face it, some people in this here meeting need to be tranq’d. 2025-12-15T20:45:00Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs20g742mlenutgp89qqfc2f9zeand07hsp2hl7ef3awwl53smp29szyq2qu7ksdu6cgylluy34qwdmddr573gkqt29vms4uss8s2ldd8zh755zcn2 People ought to tell you that you can’t escape your genes. 2025-11-23T18:06:05Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs8tmpmcx282dvfn329c86n5zprnzjegc2un4jxqcwk5jtcn2h45jqzyq2qu7ksdu6cgylluy34qwdmddr573gkqt29vms4uss8s2ldd8zh78g9yj3 One day sometime in the future, there will be not a single person who&#39;ll claim they voted for 47, let alone 45. 2025-11-21T21:47:00Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs056nkfm8wrmf3n4k5c2x430jlp860at85s5f9smf3pr3jhvf0ggczyq2qu7ksdu6cgylluy34qwdmddr573gkqt29vms4uss8s2ldd8zh7u28gag Happy #InternationalMensDay to all the guys out there who have decided that it stops with them and sought therapy and the kind of support network that will allow them to live full, healthy, emotionally aware lives … and not die of a heart attack at age 40 because “emotions are for sissies.” 2025-11-19T14:00:50Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqswrzh832vpgzznjnxwv3zzswtr922t6ytr4z3y6f56yw4dsmd79mszyq2qu7ksdu6cgylluy34qwdmddr573gkqt29vms4uss8s2ldd8zh7e2c2zd As the nuclear dumpster fire that is this administration continues, let&#39;s remember the Epstein Files. 2025-11-13T17:47:40Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsqrjv30ql9lsq62jeepv99wldmaxh00thgkhg0a2qhq5hp63j94aczyq2qu7ksdu6cgylluy34qwdmddr573gkqt29vms4uss8s2ldd8zh7vuh98f “I didn’t know the cruel law was going to be cruel to me!” said the voter who found out the law applied to everyone, regardless of the color of their skin 2025-10-31T22:52:20Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsth69hrt76x5n9eafpxmf03yp2pp3zp73rl0khazysu2mvnja99hszyq2qu7ksdu6cgylluy34qwdmddr573gkqt29vms4uss8s2ldd8zh7nqw99e Be the reason your neighborhood is a peaceful haven for eldritch creatures. 2025-10-23T13:04:52Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsr2u9hs9gc7ln0k3vgmjx5vhnqx6xp72tpyqmmvk7z42cr9dnydxgzyq2qu7ksdu6cgylluy34qwdmddr573gkqt29vms4uss8s2ldd8zh7g7s2x9 If I could travel back in time, I&#39;d tell my 18-year-old self that no matter what happens, things will turn out OK ... and to work hard, save money, and buy as much Google stock when it goes public. 2025-10-22T19:41:15Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsr54dd0udk7wshazcm2na9qgjgxqpcptdkxa83un23fgmwnpykq2szyq2qu7ksdu6cgylluy34qwdmddr573gkqt29vms4uss8s2ldd8zh7gg3mx7 If not fascist, why fascist shaped? 2025-10-17T14:16:57Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs8hww5rc4u3w4h2vc4qg9zhcyrjelsj9qwrv87g34ypqkuwycdprgzyq2qu7ksdu6cgylluy34qwdmddr573gkqt29vms4uss8s2ldd8zh7fr6na0 Not my dimensional gate, not my demons. 2025-10-14T16:29:10Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsdn3pszt9v7ugp7dr07pn2dzlrh37ppy9ulnfazrzr8xs25a8ayjqzyq2qu7ksdu6cgylluy34qwdmddr573gkqt29vms4uss8s2ldd8zh7uvl6dw CBS: Epstein Survivors<br/>NBC: Epstein Survivors<br/>ABC: Epstein Survivors<br/>CNN: Epstein Survivors<br/>WE: Epstein Survivors<br/>Hallmark: Epstein Survivors<br/>Survivor Channel: Epstein Survivors<br/>Fox News: Is “K-POP Demon Hunters” turning your child into a Satanist? 2025-09-04T13:14:56Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsf338xdqfxfkp598u3hkdl8de2sywtvx8tngqlc472wvzw76mu2wczyq2qu7ksdu6cgylluy34qwdmddr573gkqt29vms4uss8s2ldd8zh7fgzsc2 &#34;He thinks himself to be the next version of the German Moustache guy, but he&#39;s not even good at cosplaying Musolini&#34; 2025-08-19T20:04:30Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsqwmvc343w6j92tyzq66lyxtpa5g59ylvs0y0aavrujjdryhged7czyq2qu7ksdu6cgylluy34qwdmddr573gkqt29vms4uss8s2ldd8zh7fvza3k It&#39;s start of school time ... where the adorable little disease vectors start coming home with new and exciting variants of well-known childhood diseases 2025-08-19T16:39:15Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs9cr4k9q2amge5aqdnrwtvfmd8j6ejnvetfjcf2emfwzkpzkhxtzgzyq2qu7ksdu6cgylluy34qwdmddr573gkqt29vms4uss8s2ldd8zh7ryl2fu The road to hell is paved with thoughts and prayers. 2025-08-17T14:54:55Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsynxnltkrcwyamwqmmvhhd8v85s3sq9hsl0tdnhuz5gtkejxyt2dszyq2qu7ksdu6cgylluy34qwdmddr573gkqt29vms4uss8s2ldd8zh7wuz0xc Epic Christmas Party <br/><br/>#DebateAMovieExtraneously<br/>#HashTagGames<br/><br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/115/030/134/748/333/016/original/6fa3af9d45909b15.mp4"></video> 2025-08-15T01:16:05Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsddyvwvt34r5uf42k2jx6vuwferyca5gg5cqv6xjwx6nm76rx56dczyq2qu7ksdu6cgylluy34qwdmddr573gkqt29vms4uss8s2ldd8zh7qj02m8 “I don’t like those parts of the Constitution. Take them out. They’re icky.”<br/>“But, Mr President …”<br/>“THEY’RE ICKY!”<br/>“OK …”<br/>[Social Media Explodes]<br/>“WHY DID YOU TAKE THOSE PARTS OUT OF THE CONSTITUTION?”<br/>“Mr President, you told me to?”<br/>“I DID NOT DO SUCH THING! PUT THEM BACK!”<br/>“But, Sir ..”<br/>“I SAID PUT THEM BACK!” 2025-08-06T19:51:27Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsxewmr7s24cu2sn4wgw0h8mvqv06p6xjkj4mc4psn7vt3mrtkwf6szyq2qu7ksdu6cgylluy34qwdmddr573gkqt29vms4uss8s2ldd8zh7heefvm The Waves of Our Lives <br/><br/>#GnarlyDramaShows<br/>#HashTagGames 2025-07-30T01:06:38Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsxmu6try8p7fc3jjrcvs2ev8zavhvctmgk329rkk879ll7lgvq20qzyq2qu7ksdu6cgylluy34qwdmddr573gkqt29vms4uss8s2ldd8zh7vxyv66 Eagle Tactical knows that you&#39;re a magnificent specimen of maleness, and that others vie for your genetic material to generate the next generation of super men. BioBarrier, our new Nanoweave DNA Containment System, with is Nanoweave ArmorSkin, NeuroConductive Pulse-Lining, and Biolock coating, will ensure your magnificent potential is only used at the right time, and with the right partner. Protect your seed. Save the future.<br/><br/>#EagleTactical<br/><br/><a href="https://open.substack.com/pub/eagletactical/p/biobarrier-dna-containment">https://open.substack.com/pub/eagletactical/p/biobarrier-dna-containment</a><br/><br/><a href="https://open.substack.com/pub/eagletactical/p/my-load-my-rules">https://open.substack.com/pub/eagletactical/p/my-load-my-rules</a> 2025-07-27T15:30:08Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs94aqprja8vlpnja9qackdzyqu29eh8lcdplnrzn0juzdzyq69j8gzyq2qu7ksdu6cgylluy34qwdmddr573gkqt29vms4uss8s2ldd8zh7jpm36f Jeff — the guy who will help you move and gladly offer his truck <br/><br/>Geoff — the guy you go out drinking with who hopefully won’t get you in jail this time 2025-07-25T13:50:14Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs8suva7nwj727plh6vlkrzv46u35p5c93u9gy8y793hk47h34pk4qzyq2qu7ksdu6cgylluy34qwdmddr573gkqt29vms4uss8s2ldd8zh7cq9mea I&#39;m surprised the Heinlein state never sued Elon over &#34;Grok&#34; 2025-07-16T19:55:29Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsw7vc6cus99xfu7rsfq4qt28ftldy7zc0myt5nxwe052cg73zzu6czyq2qu7ksdu6cgylluy34qwdmddr573gkqt29vms4uss8s2ldd8zh72f5f26 If I move to Canada to live permanently, do I get a choice between a pet moose or a pet goose? 2025-07-16T14:27:03Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqszvrst3pmjy908pt0g2mxwl8vz4ucy9gxayz0lg7h8gtf6h7sqzaszyq2qu7ksdu6cgylluy34qwdmddr573gkqt29vms4uss8s2ldd8zh7jep8fu If people are upset because ...<br/><br/>Star Wars<br/>Star Trek<br/>Superman<br/>Batman<br/>DC Universe<br/>Marvel CU<br/><br/>are too woke ... maybe they&#39;re missing the point? 2025-07-12T18:44:16Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsf7a588kuqd9nv8drk3y8hz02n9tmuvwxlljf38m3w4efky2a449szyq2qu7ksdu6cgylluy34qwdmddr573gkqt29vms4uss8s2ldd8zh704jxaf It would appear I got the COVID again. I&#39;m glad I got vaccinated ... cuz it&#39;s not hitting too hard ... but I am still wrecked. 2025-07-05T22:26:16Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs8ev2xcnw8u5h8zxw7wr95shvqfc4n4c3qdpnxh3ku4u0s4wtxfnszyq2qu7ksdu6cgylluy34qwdmddr573gkqt29vms4uss8s2ldd8zh7hu9w8l He died doing what he loved … walking into Lesbian Bars and asking, “Which one of you fundie chicks wants to carry my seed?” 2025-07-02T23:31:22Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsrt0y4ktfk6chp32cnjvm55zkgv7axzmpfm7kwnn42ksj5la2y8rqzyq2qu7ksdu6cgylluy34qwdmddr573gkqt29vms4uss8s2ldd8zh739gttw I Am Unable to Obtain Satiation of Any Base Desires <br/><br/>#GenericKnockOffSongsOrPoems<br/>#HashTagGames 2025-06-24T01:37:37Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsr7xfdsw4csdz50ru06zhpj9qszqrrqt9a7t9qsw9xsu4efgt96lszyq2qu7ksdu6cgylluy34qwdmddr573gkqt29vms4uss8s2ldd8zh7jq8za2 The men loneliness epidemic has all to do with women being all woke and nothing with our represensible behavior as troglodytes<br/><br/>#ReplyGuySaysWhat <br/>#HashTagGames 2025-06-22T01:14:47Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsfw9jxffg5xrxfesrl45qczt6l0lhmnmmv88tyhvyr75pceapuxkszyq2qu7ksdu6cgylluy34qwdmddr573gkqt29vms4uss8s2ldd8zh76y2uqj I wonder if Peepaw was expecting the kind of exhibion or military might and power that you only see in more repressive societies, were everything mores in terrifying military precision. 2025-06-15T19:52:04Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqst0la6pr5cj0l0cggt0cdsqr2gtjz5p4jdupwsrnlzrkvz0q2dmeczyq2qu7ksdu6cgylluy34qwdmddr573gkqt29vms4uss8s2ldd8zh7cthcqs Real men of manly Alpha energy fear nothing and claim everything. They are never afraid of colors. Claim back all the colors, wear Eagle Tactical&#39;s Prideband for Alpha Males!<br/><br/>#EagleTactical<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/114/659/340/987/217/952/original/41a8edea3964e2ce.png"> 2025-06-10T13:40:57Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs00p6hn6kaxsck7kwapjnqu6j5tj7jgxlw2vqwk3qweq3nnukchwgzyq2qu7ksdu6cgylluy34qwdmddr573gkqt29vms4uss8s2ldd8zh7yhcxsj I want to have the real life chemistry that Pitt and Clooney have in the Oceans movies. 2025-05-31T23:59:06Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqspplhe0lt6lyc6rye4khhh5hgcrejfl4t2cmqxjg7xk2652xnm24qzyq2qu7ksdu6cgylluy34qwdmddr573gkqt29vms4uss8s2ldd8zh7v5hzg3 I think a lot of the political debate might be resolved more easily if deadlocks could only be solved by Thunderdome rules … and not by a proxy either. Like the actual politicians would have to fight. Imagine a couple of octogenarians ducking it out the death over a budget allocation. 2025-05-31T16:09:56Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsvdcp20kexdgmylwaczped4dl95ag5a608sa7fwjwp29dn82x2mmczyq2qu7ksdu6cgylluy34qwdmddr573gkqt29vms4uss8s2ldd8zh7hdj2mc &#34;What&#39;s this?&#34;<br/>&#34;A court order from the Abyss. You can&#39;t be within 500 meters from it from now on.&#34; 2025-05-29T21:35:28Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsqm3dvyf7khj7qt5fhevl6nfsau0nz884qaxk29xhg20r6jrhlr2qzyq2qu7ksdu6cgylluy34qwdmddr573gkqt29vms4uss8s2ldd8zh7wt46lv Someone told me the other day that if we grew up in a less than ideal family, we grow up to become the person we hoped would protect us from the pain. <br/><br/>I was gobsmacked. 2025-05-29T05:22:32Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsdm87q46tjsc6gqh90w5rtkg0g3vduwls30p23fz46h8xc8m7unsgzyq2qu7ksdu6cgylluy34qwdmddr573gkqt29vms4uss8s2ldd8zh7e9ac5k “My first away mission as security for the captain!”<br/><br/>#FictionalCharactersLastWords <br/>#HashtagGames 2025-05-24T01:26:12Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs9mguh4ggkkavnh54n9tnvwwqj85fnyt5t7d0jpzpwyhq3ens6xggzyq2qu7ksdu6cgylluy34qwdmddr573gkqt29vms4uss8s2ldd8zh7njeds9 He doesn’t fight his demons. He talks to them, constantly, incessantly, non-stop. His demons keep asking for transfers, but management won’t change things. 2025-05-15T22:29:21Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsprq3j5w43q707fjvch4w9tw8vxx84dmsgsw0dnfc0krgrx4j2vsszyq2qu7ksdu6cgylluy34qwdmddr573gkqt29vms4uss8s2ldd8zh7qy4ptg The openly racist guy who wants all brown people deported out of the United States. One of the images has been modified via AI to look human.<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/114/481/113/122/137/257/original/22ad566111f8f9ad.jpeg"> <br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/114/481/113/418/737/389/original/76c63c379bd9de90.jpeg"> 2025-05-10T02:12:45Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsg5d2ec2prn33u70fkdwmudd9em9u96wdf72a8e6daxad6ptwmreszyq2qu7ksdu6cgylluy34qwdmddr573gkqt29vms4uss8s2ldd8zh7zls3hq Pope Donald I uses a new encyclical to declare that any Catholic who opposes him will be condemned to the lowest pit of hell. “God said he’s 100 percent behind me.”<br/><br/>#FalsePopeDon 2025-05-03T19:34:57Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqswt7jykkhk6w36q26pa7clux99renvv6lgvuq67jz8xgn0a80cq6qzyq2qu7ksdu6cgylluy34qwdmddr573gkqt29vms4uss8s2ldd8zh7vx220c Pope Donald I shocks no one by renaming the home of Roman Catholicism “Trumptican” through another encyclical.<br/><br/>#FalsePopeDon 2025-05-03T19:32:02Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqswprrgwwwc92nurj0sn3al6yccfcksxffa4v7p28djlst865rag3szyq2qu7ksdu6cgylluy34qwdmddr573gkqt29vms4uss8s2ldd8zh72lly0m Don’t let them deceive you. Zoo animals are scary. Not cute. <br/><br/>#YelpReviewsByChildren<br/>#HashTagGames 2025-04-29T01:11:40Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsqf0xdawzw9873fk3anrfk084df7ftvvsspv55jva934aywdv25fszyq2qu7ksdu6cgylluy34qwdmddr573gkqt29vms4uss8s2ldd8zh7um24z9 Now that I’ve generated the image of the badass angel … I’m going to have to learn how to turn it into a 3D file to print.<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/114/396/253/539/370/341/original/3ff9ad8db1160e80.png"> 2025-04-25T02:31:46Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsqq9fa93kcfkd7cnnw78mz07wwyjvyxnh8szg8vkk3t42rtvydjwgzyq2qu7ksdu6cgylluy34qwdmddr573gkqt29vms4uss8s2ldd8zh7l0u35a Jon Stewart is younger than Paul Rudd. <br/><br/>Let that sink in.<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/114/382/861/659/482/951/original/fbd671387f2bb473.jpeg"> 2025-04-22T17:46:02Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsg9d2umf2lk5q57hjmkl0zxf8llctuz3fcd2a8zvcjfgnql4rhs3gzyq2qu7ksdu6cgylluy34qwdmddr573gkqt29vms4uss8s2ldd8zh74jf9u8 I think the Guild will probably revoke my card for saying this, but …<br/><br/>Who cares about fashion, amirite? 2025-04-21T15:42:08Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs0xpahycsr3eh9j5lhcnsmlztqwx397lpl0pv83ch57k4nqvkwd6czyq2qu7ksdu6cgylluy34qwdmddr573gkqt29vms4uss8s2ldd8zh7xp345a “There are sexy Santa Helpers, Sexy Witches, Sexy Nurses, but why not Sexy abunnies?”<br/><br/>#EasterBunnyDeepThoughts<br/>#HashTagGames 2025-04-21T02:42:24Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsdku69jnqwnewgcjl5e8mrjx9ry5lzcewtz8re7mzpxzllnwkm8fqzyq2qu7ksdu6cgylluy34qwdmddr573gkqt29vms4uss8s2ldd8zh7zlu0qk One day, all we will text our loved ones will be:<br/><br/>He died<br/><br/>… and everyone will know who 2025-04-16T03:46:16Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsfp5xyr8yca4x5xvj9hesl286s2zwp3t6xz8yu5frpscu0getmufczyq2qu7ksdu6cgylluy34qwdmddr573gkqt29vms4uss8s2ldd8zh74nvg9d According to Trek … WWIII happens in 2063. <br/><br/>I don’t think we’ll make it that far. 2025-04-14T01:58:53Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs2xsmalhvz29wr5xdy2za2t4j3zqp30apqd6wk5y9uxmd543dmchqzyq2qu7ksdu6cgylluy34qwdmddr573gkqt29vms4uss8s2ldd8zh7mjlxgl Dear Microsoft:<br/><br/>Office sucks.<br/><br/>Sincerely,<br/><br/>GayDeceiver 2025-04-08T22:07:18Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqszu6l7rpgexx83rd6n256lvtwm3hg2fan4m9xj4fdk07z8hak9c9czyq2qu7ksdu6cgylluy34qwdmddr573gkqt29vms4uss8s2ldd8zh7gu2jvt He looks like the anemic vampire who has no ability to thrall whatsoever, is totally weak, drags everyone around him, and is barely tolerated by the rest of the brood, but they keep him around because he’s most cruel of them all.<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/114/298/063/891/613/880/original/922473ebb4a763b9.jpeg"> 2025-04-07T18:20:54Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqstfe3z7xg6erlutgl4r68q9j3j75968amrnu930lc95wec7n4q70czyq2qu7ksdu6cgylluy34qwdmddr573gkqt29vms4uss8s2ldd8zh7pdwvzh 20s: Its the weekend! Let’s have an adventure!<br/><br/>30s: Its the weekend! Let’s do something tonight!<br/><br/>40s: Its the weekend! Let’s tackle the Honey Do list!”<br/><br/>50s: Its the weekend! I’m staying cocooned at home. 2025-04-05T17:02:06Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqst2fx5vapw2aurgwhtpk5hzna9qwkf44dm8j0tqfd9thzfqhjq4hqzyq2qu7ksdu6cgylluy34qwdmddr573gkqt29vms4uss8s2ldd8zh74y7udx I’m not saying the future is bleak, but the Tarot cards caught on fire all by themselves. 2025-04-05T15:38:14Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs845vm3xle65fpw4qz7pcwmlp2xan095582376repj0dwxlze9vhszyq2qu7ksdu6cgylluy34qwdmddr573gkqt29vms4uss8s2ldd8zh70g7fm0 Even space aliens who live in a post-capitalist free society think tariffs are stupid. 2025-04-03T02:27:05Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsyvt3h3p590edgnh7suaqavtl9qf7jxvlhh7h97sw222g2g5k5vuczyq2qu7ksdu6cgylluy34qwdmddr573gkqt29vms4uss8s2ldd8zh76stftf “I’m not saying my mother in law is evil, but I’ve seen one of her horcruxes.” 2025-04-01T20:20:37Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqszel59tz3fce26lv5vznzccxzpm05d96w5rlpkmuedmu5kggsfgmqzyq2qu7ksdu6cgylluy34qwdmddr573gkqt29vms4uss8s2ldd8zh7wf0zyg In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqwdktqftdvxnzcwg99yszera5kqmstphmnzhe58h5lhhlcstap8cpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumt0wd68ytnsw43qysxgp4'>nevent1q…xgp4</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnddaehgu3wwp6kyqpqvu0zay8wzdnt05dyj0n3w24fq89e84gzq3ft53jcvrf74tea466sj87vxc" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnddaehgu3wwp6kyqpqvu0zay8wzdnt05dyj0n3w24fq89e84gzq3ft53jcvrf74tea466sj87vxc</span> (<span class="italic">nprofile…7vxc</span>)</a></span> exactly! 2025-03-25T02:35:07Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsz4mcjmwve9ap27q94fwhluasgw8cxrzmtkng2u7nugmly80qht7szyq2qu7ksdu6cgylluy34qwdmddr573gkqt29vms4uss8s2ldd8zh7ckv0yh We need a Disney Princess that overthrows the patriarchy. 2025-03-19T17:20:31Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqswl6t3dcuph37y55gmfdtjmkgqfhwnfd6kmchkdq5fgxrsx5pwq2szyq2qu7ksdu6cgylluy34qwdmddr573gkqt29vms4uss8s2ldd8zh76s97xt Great-grandma’s breast reduction surgery<br/><br/>#OddReasonsToCrowdFund<br/>#HashTagGames 2025-03-15T01:10:05Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsyc2kpfc6zj2hh9r6hc27at42fk4ezx2yzjxhhtvcy2xzszq36csszyq2qu7ksdu6cgylluy34qwdmddr573gkqt29vms4uss8s2ldd8zh7hc95p9 A lawyer show where all the partners are Wendigos. 2025-03-15T00:35:01Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsy8s3gedg93nt0m8rgecamtv5jd406efv7al2aqg67ygw9wvavhxczyq2qu7ksdu6cgylluy34qwdmddr573gkqt29vms4uss8s2ldd8zh7txq9fm Happy Boycott Day! May all your purchases today be from local businesses, and not from any conglomerate! 2025-02-28T16:09:59Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsvjz6ctjcf7gk6nhlhnvvxcnpfecn4se72evf5vmpzf0a3rwwh8cqzyq2qu7ksdu6cgylluy34qwdmddr573gkqt29vms4uss8s2ldd8zh7vkthtz Malicious Compliance:<br/><br/>Referring to your elder maga relatives by their gender opposite pronouns. &#34;I don&#39;t have to listen to you, I can use any pronouns I like, because I decide which pronouns to use with you.&#34; 2025-02-21T21:20:13Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsyvyzxn2ulk7hkag87mp3jmtwpdeewlt6cltx5l9q6ampvqha0fzqzyq2qu7ksdu6cgylluy34qwdmddr573gkqt29vms4uss8s2ldd8zh73d2hxw Apparently, immigrants ARE taking the jobs ... as long as they are white, South African, and fascists, that&#39;s OK. 2025-02-19T20:02:52Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsgl7vf9c8z4x47z4lfzj344aemay4qyl724430jt6j09k6rdzc6dgzyq2qu7ksdu6cgylluy34qwdmddr573gkqt29vms4uss8s2ldd8zh7w6nh5d In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsyl9dyslka4lg8qhwne9j95f9jrf4d5ewmfkg5ar58fdjer308acgpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumt0wd68ytnsw43q26ynn7'>nevent1q…ynn7</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnddaehgu3wwp6kyqpqxwz72agxmrh3q2d7rsrckjqzydryeumqxrtswjfv78v79yhp2gzqak20qw" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnddaehgu3wwp6kyqpqxwz72agxmrh3q2d7rsrckjqzydryeumqxrtswjfv78v79yhp2gzqak20qw</span> (<span class="italic">nprofile…20qw</span>)</a></span> Where the did you get the screen background??? That is so cool! 2025-02-18T19:43:43Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsrldsdh7e4kdwpccag007jrgwyvgrzl0a9rnru555l2n58n5vxq5czyq2qu7ksdu6cgylluy34qwdmddr573gkqt29vms4uss8s2ldd8zh7z6kqmr Friend: Which one, Mastodon or Bluesky?<br/><br/>Me: Mastodon has scientists and experts in their field who love to share about their lives, and everyone is super nice. Bluesky is not so much. <br/><br/>Friend:<br/><br/>Me: Mastodon is Star Trek. Bluesky is Star Wars. <br/><br/>Friend: Why didn’t you say that first? 2025-01-19T06:19:41Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsx8tj0mcnktcjzkhqsfs9d2z4yvt4vmvsp2mvcu7xx8gu7q2kmfaszyq2qu7ksdu6cgylluy34qwdmddr573gkqt29vms4uss8s2ldd8zh7hq2088 Opportunistic power hungry social climber leverages fortuitous event to eliminate all political opponents and consolidate power base to take over the world.<br/><br/>#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly<br/><br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/113/143/325/971/463/209/original/1d283458a505f570.mp4"></video> 2024-09-15T19:55:48Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsv93z7de2gj048uluq8q8ptpazk2taxx5nwywcycwqnsscujuzgkszyq2qu7ksdu6cgylluy34qwdmddr573gkqt29vms4uss8s2ldd8zh7hs6urn Some of us are old enough to remember when AOL was trying so hard to become the Gateway to the Internet. I guess Zuckey didn&#39;t learn from that? 2024-04-24T19:41:26Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqswa0sldcme6r92tm38wkz0v57k287xplvrkzdvcv4pdux0pam647czyq2qu7ksdu6cgylluy34qwdmddr573gkqt29vms4uss8s2ldd8zh79ppj78 Relationships are about the give and take and about patience, like when your lifemate is in the pantry looking for a snack, gets agitated, and then you silently grab it for them ... from the shelf below. 2024-04-24T18:49:19Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsgfw3g9kpmnlwgmqajql5nx8dn5vv0mqj2582gln0ust4uq2l074qzyq2qu7ksdu6cgylluy34qwdmddr573gkqt29vms4uss8s2ldd8zh7784cpm “I miss the good old days, when Fascists and Nazis stayed in the shadows as a fringe group, you could afford a starter home at 25, and the only thing hanging over our heads was the extinction of the species through thermonuclear war.” 2024-03-25T19:49:26Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqszf5l6wv5nmpt3hmyw80g9ru2zw6u6ueu0ekzkc44caehmcqt8easzyq2qu7ksdu6cgylluy34qwdmddr573gkqt29vms4uss8s2ldd8zh75zydl2 Alone Again, Finally!<br/><br/>#MakeAsongBored <br/>#HashtagGames 2023-09-04T03:12:17Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs2u6s65288exagnxr0epqgc0j3v5fmt0czk0v8ph7qglmtl76l2tszyq2qu7ksdu6cgylluy34qwdmddr573gkqt29vms4uss8s2ldd8zh7jsuh0h I’m starting to mask again. I can’t afford to get COVID once more. 2023-08-21T21:35:31Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsggly4nfj8uasnvnzldk30qukw5gmnl4vu60kqdtq2nuvnl7lnhsgzyq2qu7ksdu6cgylluy34qwdmddr573gkqt29vms4uss8s2ldd8zh7cmsj7q “I don’t know if he’ll make it he’s at the Saint Mary of the Hopeless Miracle hospital.” 2023-08-19T14:48:05Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs0yqznq8866p28prs67phce26jj5fwzetp0duqtgzeptadnu0degszyq2qu7ksdu6cgylluy34qwdmddr573gkqt29vms4uss8s2ldd8zh7qcjm3r Be the reason Christofascists burst into flames when they see you. 2023-08-10T17:06:54Z