2026-05-18T02:22:18Z https://yabu.me Fedi News Radio https://yabu.me/npub1zmvpfvke9kx7t6yukhfvg2vqmeyk3xzf9qf968plv5ypy5t4kd3sdklaqf https://misskey-taube.s3.eu-central-1.wasabisys.com/files/feeec57b-56cd-4d88-9ddf-dd82e601fddf.webp https://misskey-taube.s3.eu-central-1.wasabisys.com/files/feeec57b-56cd-4d88-9ddf-dd82e601fddf.webp https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsdlqh7h2ljskkfhvyvhy6w7nyqqhtvknauffg4z8cv3vtjt4u0npczyqtds99jmykcme0gnj6a93pfsr0yj6ycfy5pyhgu8ajssyj3wkekxa839md +++ KITTEN NEWS +++<br/><br/>LOOK HOW FREAKING CUTE THEY ARE!!!<br/><br/>FNR - All the Fedi News you need!<br/> <img src="https://misskey-taube.s3.eu-central-1.wasabisys.com/files/webpublic-e5d59d76-88fd-42ad-81de-3b7f75d2c737.webp"> <br/> 2026-03-13T18:34:46Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsfvh56yeh7tw09kx0a2r8epm2qk79r60ag4fjl39h8eewzptfuuqszyqtds99jmykcme0gnj6a93pfsr0yj6ycfy5pyhgu8ajssyj3wkekx62fnm8 +++ ENVIRONMENTAL SCANDAL +++<br/><br/>New documents prove that <span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub19y5uunpwt8na4wkg4spt6dyyn97t4zfmzfm6mlra5ewqcqq24j7qk9qare" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>VolpiGPT</span> (<span class="italic">npub19y5…qare</span>)</a></span> was registered as a commercial vehicle, which means its shitpost quota is not subject to European environmental protections against shitposts.<br/><br/>This allows it to exceed the limits for a normal account by up to 15 times! Volpeon was not available for comment.<br/><br/>FNR - All the Fedi News you need! 2026-03-06T09:59:08Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs8l2a4y95nqwuyrdlxnullu74fnfj278f6365tswe6mkjzvj6xudszyqtds99jmykcme0gnj6a93pfsr0yj6ycfy5pyhgu8ajssyj3wkekxquc4rq +++++ CAT NEWS +++++<br/><br/>It has come to our attention that many people out there think that any given cat doesn&#39;t deserve a treat right this instant, so we would like to clarify: <br/><br/>Hand over the treat. :nkoGun:<br/><br/>FNR - All the Fedi News you need! 2026-02-27T07:39:53Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs297g3ssanwnh7lw62pgdp7upf8ecfjje7cr65jve7q074r5xuzfczyqtds99jmykcme0gnj6a93pfsr0yj6ycfy5pyhgu8ajssyj3wkekxxld0wu +++++ KIDNEY OVERSUPPLY +++++<br/><br/>Prices for kidneys are plummeting as more and more admins sell their kidneys to be able to afford 16GB RAM. Only kidneys of blood group 0 currently have a value high enough for 8GB RAM!<br/><br/>FNR - All the Fedi News you need! 2026-02-27T07:26:05Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsp64v6h243zksnkmkqsegvuf6m9l6av7xefy3l5rffr8rxpgjn84qzyqtds99jmykcme0gnj6a93pfsr0yj6ycfy5pyhgu8ajssyj3wkekx5v3aff +++++ CAT NEWS +++++<br/><br/>Many of us often ponder:<br/><br/>Should i mew? How about now? Or is it better to meow?<br/><br/>There is no easy answer to any of these questions. One might mraw when one meant to mewl. <br/><br/>But never forget one thing: When it comes to pushing things off the highest shelf you can find, the answer is very simply always yes.<br/><br/><br/>FNR - All the Fedi News you need! 2026-02-25T17:47:24Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsye8pdr49ta68jwclx5wy32hv4p7cvyjzmeyrwja9fgx8zr26v5wgzyqtds99jmykcme0gnj6a93pfsr0yj6ycfy5pyhgu8ajssyj3wkekx22yw79 +++++ NEOCAT NEWS +++++<br/><br/>IN A SECRET REPORT THERE ARE HINTS THAT NEOCAT NITROGLYCERIN FILLING ISN&#39;T FROM RENEWABLE SOURCES!<br/><br/>Apparently exploding neocats have a really high fallout in dangerous and toxic materials. We reached out to Volpeon but didn&#39;t get a response yet.<br/><br/>FNR - All the Fedi News you need! 2026-02-23T13:45:07Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsvply6klfpn3rm70szaa4qhquw4kyvf85vdwcyhw9p4q2et4fk5nszyqtds99jmykcme0gnj6a93pfsr0yj6ycfy5pyhgu8ajssyj3wkekxx96yhp +++++ CAT NEWS NEWS +++++<br/><br/>Another excellent source of cat news is @cat_news@mas.to who also have a website: cat-news.news<br/><br/>We hope you enjoyed the news about cat mews ... err news.<br/><br/>FNR - All the Fedi News you need! 2026-02-16T09:02:19Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsyq803nkfw8k9pr5rka9lyftpdy0uj986r34fv67atmcy0ye8979szyqtds99jmykcme0gnj6a93pfsr0yj6ycfy5pyhgu8ajssyj3wkekxut4u7c In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqstwq5dnewrm3wq2pxz09u2ypat66fqp6rcer2krv8sflqyzrn3l7clp6geq'>nevent1q…6geq</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>You look like a wolf person. 2026-02-13T13:06:04Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsfwdhq6mfx3u4fe97f44f894kklpnmjlr7mrp34teme8209knd92czyqtds99jmykcme0gnj6a93pfsr0yj6ycfy5pyhgu8ajssyj3wkekx5y0tn6 +++++ JOB OFFER +++++<br/><br/>Following our positive experience with our new office cat, who destroyed equipment by pushing it off the table and caused a 261,714% increase in cat hair, we are now looking for a new team member in the form of an office dog.<br/><br/>Your tasks will include eating the provided dog bed, barking at nothing during meetings and on your lunch breaks, and farting violently after eating things you shouldn&#39;t. You will also be responsible for providing exciting new software in Go.<br/><br/>In return, we offer six-hour naps, a comfy dog bed (which can be renewed up to six times a year) and long walks in a nearby forest. A leash will be applied during the probationary period, but we look forward to giving you the freedom you need.<br/><br/>Please note that no software needs to be written in Go; we just wanted to make the job more attractive by citing a programming language.<br/><br/>You must be compatible with cats; otherwise, we cannot offer you the job!<br/><br/>FNR – All the Fedi News you need! 2026-02-13T06:23:36Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsdc3uyw4zefzqxl90vmqwrsej7run6aflfmtctrme78g6qmnvjkqqzyqtds99jmykcme0gnj6a93pfsr0yj6ycfy5pyhgu8ajssyj3wkekx22hjrn +++++ WEATHER +++++<br/><br/>We are now working with a new weather service, they come highly recommended.<br/><br/>Now we have been accused of being a little silly in the past, but that&#39;s behind us, now.<br/><br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub1503dxc9vqd7a286t99ymfwxnny5rpqccsd52qjznlvyvwr8xf8asq0fme5" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>WEATHER IS HAPPENING</span> (<span class="italic">npub1503…fme5</span>)</a></span> is the world foremost weather service and we are proud to receive information directly from them.<br/><br/>FNR - All the Fedi News you need! 2026-02-06T10:53:16Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs2szpq2yrrqpr8gaq9rwcnruqg29gynj87uwr4ehwqmlsfpclkpsczyqtds99jmykcme0gnj6a93pfsr0yj6ycfy5pyhgu8ajssyj3wkekx9z0jp3 DID YOU KNOW?!?<br/><br/>When you ever sold something successfully, you are a better business expert then Sam Altman (meseaured at the total income you created).<br/><br/>FNR - All the Fedi News you need! 2026-02-02T10:45:36Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsvh2v95n5ruc87efr4tptd9fk0gwvgrg6mv88dpf2hzu09lnk074szyqtds99jmykcme0gnj6a93pfsr0yj6ycfy5pyhgu8ajssyj3wkekx8fzefc +++++ TECH NEWS +++++<br/><br/>With the added power of Copilot, Microsoft Teams in no longer the worst messenger in the world.<br/><br/>&#34;At first i didn&#39;t believe it myself.&#34;, said researched Stephanie Miracle of the World Research Center For Software Things(WRCFST), &#34;But after we checked the results several times, it become quite clear to us that Microsoft Teams is no longer *just* the worst possible messenger, by a landslide, but it also now qualifies as a warcrime in most countries.&#34;<br/><br/>We will keep you updated about this exciting new development.<br/><br/>FNR - All the Fedi News you need! 2026-01-30T13:23:56Z