2026-06-06T00:52:43Z https://yabu.me 𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖊 ❤️‍🔥 https://yabu.me/npub1z2md7fvtmv5zcdepk0kjfxym8dxfl4g6nnvqhu7hew9hhfqmta8sys2p7z https://media.worm.pink/media/2af478b685ea7b0b412fc6fa9d4340f5041fefaabc11dcf94ddcd94b286a4c91.jpg https://media.worm.pink/media/2af478b685ea7b0b412fc6fa9d4340f5041fefaabc11dcf94ddcd94b286a4c91.jpg https://yabu.me/nevent1qqstp3a2cevpltk6qflev72ssx50gqmdhkzleu2q6dvy99vgpj0332szyqftdhe930djstphyxe76fycnva5e874r2wdszln6l9ck7ayrd057cdpaf3 When someone I actually know sees me walking into the digital circus movie so I low key gotta kill them before they tell anybody I&#39;m a cringe little looser<br/> <img src="https://media.worm.pink/media/d78dbe51bd844ae6e12b59c0bf3313959177d8691b40c0823009f36300a7392d.gif"> <br/> 2026-04-15T02:51:56Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs0yxkhr6qev7j4gagptq3ezcwgucg44zgg9clh055cj76zjr2s4lszyqftdhe930djstphyxe76fycnva5e874r2wdszln6l9ck7ayrd057dqn2uu &#34;so what exactly is Christianity about-&#34; <br/> <br/>It&#39;s all about love. <br/> <br/>&#34;Yeah ok but like... What does that mean-&#34; <br/> <br/>It&#39;s all about love. <br/> <br/>&#34;But- but- how does that even-&#34; <br/> <br/>It&#39;s all about love. <br/> <br/>&#34;Ok.&#34; :chad: 2026-04-01T21:08:36Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsv8remkmnakgw35pv3wzk98g3dk7qsqkrum9usmsk5sf804au85ygzyqftdhe930djstphyxe76fycnva5e874r2wdszln6l9ck7ayrd057yrsew4 I&#39;m sorry but I can never take Mormons seriously when they quote from their scriptures <br/> <br/>&#34;BRO 1ST MAPHYI 3:5 CLEARLY SAYS&#34; <br/> <br/>bro first who? 😭 2026-03-25T21:18:35Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsgkz36rmwme9eqaq7xhz05armpsefeqd0g8mxncm25jv07xj5n4wszyqftdhe930djstphyxe76fycnva5e874r2wdszln6l9ck7ayrd057cqya4y <img src="https://media.worm.pink/media/9c9cf7b67f881615c16cdaae610d50651d4f29cb4defe6664db4eaad5c35757b.jpg"> <br/> 2026-03-20T02:58:02Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsw90lahrx2zw3jl9mprh8gq5k0n6rg8wzpe8yyzw5svefqwtfsj6gzyqftdhe930djstphyxe76fycnva5e874r2wdszln6l9ck7ayrd057e362n6 Calvinists: &#34;So God hates you and made you so you&#39;d burn in hell but that&#39;s good, actually.&#34; <br/> <br/>Anglican: &#34;I&#39;m an ex-Evangelical who read the church fathers but I&#39;m still too scared to convert to Catholicism&#34; <br/> <br/>Orthodox: &#34;idk I heard this Church was based and homophobic on tiktok so I started going because I thought it would be cool.&#34; <br/> <br/>Catholic: &#34;Either I literally don&#39;t care at all about the Church and just go here because I&#39;m Italian/Irish or I&#39;m a radicalized 14 year old who&#39;s obsessed with the crusades&#34; <br/> <br/>Methodist: &#34;I go here because my family has always went here and also I&#39;m kinda woke&#34; <br/> <br/>Lutheran: &#34;I go here because my family has always went here and also I&#39;m kinda woke&#34; <br/> <br/>Evangelical: &#34;I go here because they worship Trump and I looooveee Trump&#34; <br/> <br/>Unitarian Universalist: &#34;I literally hate Christianity lol I just go here because it&#39;s woke and they do cool charity work&#34; 2026-03-16T00:32:48Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsxtth83xvxymjnny3h0j55nynvsvqs8qu2ggjvvl686rwv6hunwjgzyqftdhe930djstphyxe76fycnva5e874r2wdszln6l9ck7ayrd057jteq60 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsv7cggxteq4nkz4n2zqagmn3tjxaw8ef60rjzkxwuqj9p46vvtw3se4uzfc'>nevent1q…uzfc</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/><a href="https://www.vatican.va/archive/ENG0839/_INDEX.HTM">https://www.vatican.va/archive/ENG0839/_INDEX.HTM</a> <br/> <br/>This website is an awful way of reading the Bible lol but I really like the NAB translation because it&#39;s a pretty accurate and scholarly translation of the Bible that&#39;s packed with a bunch of Catholic commentary on each chapter. I have an actual copy of it so I would recommend picking one of those up instead of just reading off this website. Also people say the Ignatius Catholic Study Bible is really good but I haven&#39;t really read it. They have copies of that just containing the New testament as well if that&#39;s more of what you are looking for. 2026-02-25T02:22:24Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsgwl0gu468s7pd95e8y4sa0t3ws7q4txkt3z00va8astsh3v9nm4gzyqftdhe930djstphyxe76fycnva5e874r2wdszln6l9ck7ayrd057lp9chr In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs8dr6yqylslvelzzav6nrcwe36ljqvfq9d0pr2ymxdl7fwymp57xgtywdd3'>nevent1q…wdd3</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>they&#39;re like a special little treat you only get if your sick 2026-02-16T00:17:06Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsza0fs9u62fak98xfsc7sesat7f2pa8jfme8v0scsxlkqs68hwpmszyqftdhe930djstphyxe76fycnva5e874r2wdszln6l9ck7ayrd057dgnzkk Average Bible cartoon: <br/> <br/>Jesus took the Twelve aside and told them, “We are going up to Jerusalem, and everything that is written by the prophets about the Son of Man will be fulfilled. He will be delivered over to the Gentiles. They will mock him, insult him and spit on him; they will flog him and kill him. On the third day he will rise again.” <br/> <br/>The disciple&#39;s goofy comic relief Dog sidekick: &#34;Geez Jesus, that sounds pretty... RUFF!&#34;<br/> <img src="https://media.worm.pink/media/2e240bd00b41d9d8625233b3a3b9cc19188f666f336c6f6c7c5f695b3d88c40f.jpg"> <br/> 2026-01-15T19:14:46Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsrfc5awrk0jfs60d98qf7gnj6zagtaaw30uzyemq6eqqqlhgxk3ggzyqftdhe930djstphyxe76fycnva5e874r2wdszln6l9ck7ayrd0576f02em Oh wait lent is actually not that far away 2026-01-10T23:47:32Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsyaajxd5xmg9v578fnru83l42zvdzcsamr9t7253u8r9ntkxat5lszyqftdhe930djstphyxe76fycnva5e874r2wdszln6l9ck7ayrd057gz6uj2 <img src="https://media.worm.pink/media/97561e3b5396b5b9894018f471e8e5fd7af45d7cd58f83cf6fcb1318f1bf30d5.jpg"> <br/> 2025-12-28T01:10:20Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsy035pz8tth68wkn9wweswrw5kvvegsjeq9y3nf87hagv02en4gpqzyqftdhe930djstphyxe76fycnva5e874r2wdszln6l9ck7ayrd057g6fysc My five year old daughter: &#34;daddy, can we go play outside?&#34; <br/> <br/>Me: &#34;sure sweety, just drink this first&#34; <br/> <br/>*Crushes up 5 sleeping pills and puts them in my daughter&#39;s water* <br/> <br/>*She passes out for 12 hours* <br/> <br/>*I go back to doing what I was doing* <br/> <br/> <br/>Cycle repeats. 2025-12-23T20:49:31Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs9wmpzfhjcnzdy4me4ht6h6l0pdpccz8vqlelyvfstt7p0c94y2eczyqftdhe930djstphyxe76fycnva5e874r2wdszln6l9ck7ayrd057lfalyf I was radicalized by Jesus Christ :gigachad: 2025-12-22T02:14:37Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqswex5e0a5ldcv8tp09wttj76aks96euajg2ud5pghf79l5ex40t9czyqftdhe930djstphyxe76fycnva5e874r2wdszln6l9ck7ayrd0577ypq8u How to make sure an atheist never becomes a Christian 101<br/> <img src="https://media.worm.pink/media/ccc16de7704ff96517e9ed563b2a11aabecd023da712dc77daa4d2f051afac33.jpg"> <br/> 2025-12-16T22:26:12Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsyl6wz7z2zx5pqguuaqkg5w0rqjzf6etkds8takldwvkcjwrfkquqzyqftdhe930djstphyxe76fycnva5e874r2wdszln6l9ck7ayrd057rwatrg MAKE WORM.PINK CATHOLIC AGAIN ✊🇻🇦 (or vaguely high Church Christian is fine too) 2025-12-14T23:26:49Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqszsjk7jkm8qyf7vhl0kvr5czwg2hyemgxmh0nyvrslsd98ejy0u5gzyqftdhe930djstphyxe76fycnva5e874r2wdszln6l9ck7ayrd0574sf6ld Unpopular opinion but a Republican Catholic rejects Church teaching just as much if not more then LGBT affirming &#34;woke&#34; Catholics 2025-12-14T17:21:20Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsge2s42xmxnw69gg0lvwnqfk0mwqalqut7qwffdxwxq6nw9zs7wlczyqftdhe930djstphyxe76fycnva5e874r2wdszln6l9ck7ayrd057624ywa @lizzie no... IT&#39;S CATHOLIC!<br/> <img src="https://media.worm.pink/media/a06baf33f61a3b9104b33ce8c6d3a7a3323938e4ced68cd2409674595c40d025.gif"> <br/>nostr:note1cx4z6arcpscczc5sd5uqqpcc3y65rf5eyz5zgpqkaswm0wnrg0qq36pjcf<br/> 2025-11-28T20:08:20Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsqcy3gl6jc28nll22yvn2du3cwlf7yk7v36m0y3p4a66zgj03hxcgzyqftdhe930djstphyxe76fycnva5e874r2wdszln6l9ck7ayrd057ee7xm7 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsrxy78p5dv46t4kryagwfpu4sug7750nq92lt5a4vtmpzm945yjgswlsaug'>nevent1q…saug</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>guess it&#39;ll have to be me :luce: :luceObliterate: 2025-11-04T22:36:39Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs82syxseuxqy4jwneq9xysyxfjejvvey6j65gqxzdn2kgrc5wt2lszyqftdhe930djstphyxe76fycnva5e874r2wdszln6l9ck7ayrd057lx6l64 The Catholic Church just released a document saying Mary is not Co-Redemptrix :suicide: the Protestants are INFILTRATING the church :KILLKILLKILL: 2025-11-04T22:33:14Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsv328sjtg4m2fs4q6j3jrsfa26s77q76uw26fdd5kgq3yxnqk2dzszyqftdhe930djstphyxe76fycnva5e874r2wdszln6l9ck7ayrd057d7rtpg @lizzie literally the same thing happened when trads and conservative Protestants freaked out when Pope Leo said that being pro life means being against the death penalty and the unjust treatment of immigrants as well. Literally there is no justifiable reason why any Christian should be mad about him saying that.<br/>nostr:note166xk4jlenk6za2jgnrf0yw6lpgwjwddjuyxzj2039g64ysr9rr7qlp44lt<br/> 2025-11-02T16:33:28Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqspp8s0w8djuqrk6lqtz2zdz6s9uw6ltvspnx93h3r6kvpxy00xktczyqftdhe930djstphyxe76fycnva5e874r2wdszln6l9ck7ayrd05739zftv how max g (hotdiggitydemon) draws luce is what i want u guys to imagine i look like <br/> <br/> <br/>this is me<br/> <img src="https://media.worm.pink/media/62ea85ec9cbf391edc4733d4c70280212dbfb10a166c921377660bea9d31f5ac.jpg"> <br/> 2024-12-02T02:43:45Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsr807rn6vdfcmkzzrqcw0ylhz5vnjn9sd3ssnkrnysvq8y4mrn2gqzyqftdhe930djstphyxe76fycnva5e874r2wdszln6l9ck7ayrd057eusv3g if trump wins im becoming a baptist<br/> <img src="https://media.worm.pink/media/75109b029315abb1624d223ffc96312701918f4038c432f9e71e28fc479fb2f6.png"> <br/> 2024-11-06T02:41:50Z