2026-04-14T20:47:53Z https://yabu.me Lesbian Death Bed https://yabu.me/npub1yf4nsp2vg7mgl2ktwdwyc5hh3xdxvw0puc42xmdxq8cay8g0watqqhesj3 https://files.sfba.social/accounts/avatars/109/307/258/909/457/571/original/3677933dc09779b7.jpg https://files.sfba.social/accounts/avatars/109/307/258/909/457/571/original/3677933dc09779b7.jpg https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsrghslrnlmr3ne765shz6pdxfvsdua4wldtngl3axypd0nu80q9xqzyq3xkwq9f3rmdra2ede4cnzj77ye5e3eu8nz4gmd5cqlr5sapam4vvkfpq3 1<br/>TL Bodine: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of neverest<br/>Bodine: as in<br/>Bodine: never rest on mt Everest<br/>Bodine: a little mountaineering safety tip for ya all 2026-04-18T14:03:11Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqspet9xl9450vcw03vgesaxctr0tgfrmxew3g902wxvm0a0u48qyaszyq3xkwq9f3rmdra2ede4cnzj77ye5e3eu8nz4gmd5cqlr5sapam4vzrd2kg 1<br/>JK Rowling: my empire crumbless around me!<br/>Rowling: Julia Donaldsson taking my bestsseller sspot<br/>Rowling: KA Applegate sstealing my thunder<br/>Rowling: the amazing digital circuss trailer topping harry potter<br/>Rowling: and alwayss that confounded diane duane in the ventss!<br/>Diane Duane: free masons run the country!<br/>Rowling: [pounding on wall] i know you&#39;re in there!! 2026-04-17T15:23:32Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsd4eckvqkjjqyhj6deuxwy2ag4yjhe0g36z3aj34ykhxdrnh527aczyq3xkwq9f3rmdra2ede4cnzj77ye5e3eu8nz4gmd5cqlr5sapam4v4v3j9w 1<br/>JK Rowling: hello children Rowling: I&#39;m very excited that the trailer for the new harry potter isss the number one trailer right now <br/>Poe: <br/>King: <br/>Lovecraft: <br/>Koontz: <br/>Barker: <br/>Rowling: i can tell by your awkward sssilencce that i musst be correct 2026-04-14T16:57:53Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs0ksy48hjw3swh6s8ju2yazzx8pu5njgv2lcnxlq9putgyhtz5xdczyq3xkwq9f3rmdra2ede4cnzj77ye5e3eu8nz4gmd5cqlr5sapam4v53gl3f 1<br/>John Wiswell: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the dare<br/>Wiswell: what if the internet was used as a tool for social good<br/>King: wow! i love science fiction! 2026-04-13T15:54:48Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsp2sru0c2gay8au5dh2l6q2tq2z0h7xftvlqxxm386s4te48t388gzyq3xkwq9f3rmdra2ede4cnzj77ye5e3eu8nz4gmd5cqlr5sapam4v3udugz 1<br/>Stephen King: Submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the heroic cat <br/>King: it&#39;s about a cat who saves a little girl from an evil troll <br/>King: and also two other completely unrelated stories 2026-04-09T17:49:53Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsgffdrn02ppmnfcjkale4s72gx4r06pfp862nufv9fwqupjwd7t8gzyq3xkwq9f3rmdra2ede4cnzj77ye5e3eu8nz4gmd5cqlr5sapam4va6l6df 1<br/>Andy Weir: hey dudes and dudebros <br/>Weir: did you hear about the hot new marketing genre that&#39;s taking the literary world by storm? <br/>Weir: we call it MANtasy <br/>Weir: it&#39;s like fantasy <br/>Weir: but for HIM! 2026-04-08T21:23:53Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsp9kc6arqzdk4472q0ap48m39hgdfgthvq6sm67tg0t3mv7qkmzjszyq3xkwq9f3rmdra2ede4cnzj77ye5e3eu8nz4gmd5cqlr5sapam4vkvz8ux In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs882m7nnjfy2966ldya5av4qf7w92kjagzrxl092uts48729negusesgpz9'>nevent1q…gpz9</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>3<br/>Dickens: you didn&#39;t let me finish<br/>Dickens: grip died and i suspect<br/>Dickens: foul play<br/>King: what are you saying?<br/>Dickens: i think she was murdered 2026-04-06T17:52:18Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs882m7nnjfy2966ldya5av4qf7w92kjagzrxl092uts48729neguszyq3xkwq9f3rmdra2ede4cnzj77ye5e3eu8nz4gmd5cqlr5sapam4vmjxyxg In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsrlc8uxxqxsh36wwxv9cwfplmp42ygc94v98ky8z5jxm0u8wrl0agelhjrt'>nevent1q…hjrt</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>2<br/>Poe: NOT GRIP!!!!!<br/>Poe: NOT GRIP!!!!!! ANYONE BUT GRIP!!!!<br/>King: edgar really liked grip<br/>Poe: WHY COULDN&#39;T IT BE ME?!?!?!?<br/>Dickens: yeah i can see that<br/>Poe: I DON&#39;T WANT TO LIVE IN THIS WORLD ANYMORE<br/>Dickens: ok you know what, turn it down a notch why dontcha<br/>Dickens: sheesh 2026-04-06T17:52:02Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsrlc8uxxqxsh36wwxv9cwfplmp42ygc94v98ky8z5jxm0u8wrl0agzyq3xkwq9f3rmdra2ede4cnzj77ye5e3eu8nz4gmd5cqlr5sapam4vzll4cj 1<br/>Charles Dickens: i come to you today with solemn news<br/>Dickens: my raven, grip, died today<br/>King: oh no, charles, i&#39;m so sorry<br/>Koontz: that&#39;s awful :(<br/>Barker: yeah, condolences<br/>Lovecraft: i&#39;m sorry<br/>Poe: NO!!<br/>Poe: NO!!!!!!!!!!!! 2026-04-06T17:51:40Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsr9p3yfdqwqd8gphdpm0ag6u7lgwzg3xmw7n407pyugjj9epm7q7qzyq3xkwq9f3rmdra2ede4cnzj77ye5e3eu8nz4gmd5cqlr5sapam4vt646ux 1<br/>Stephen King: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this Elon Musk: [rising from bushes] eyyy stephano king <br/>Barker: look, steve, it&#39;s your friend ha ha King: you say that every time clive <br/>Barker: yeah it never gets less funny <br/>King: yes it does clive 2026-04-04T18:22:57Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsfg5lt74f37drtr0muwknnhu7r8pqmfyqsgdvavu35tvfe0d6wy9gzyq3xkwq9f3rmdra2ede4cnzj77ye5e3eu8nz4gmd5cqlr5sapam4vkx8xqy 1<br/>L. Ron Hubbard: hello friends it&#39;s me <br/>Hubbard: your old pal, Honest Ron! <br/>Hubbard: and have i got a deal for YOU! <br/>King: wow! a deal for me?? <br/>Poe: careful steve Poe: we&#39;ve been burned before on one of honest ron&#39;s deals 2026-04-01T17:29:12Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqstp6ttsl0v8dzvezpuyem6ygq6sta0mm8ajs3vevjvvzl60wentcczyq3xkwq9f3rmdra2ede4cnzj77ye5e3eu8nz4gmd5cqlr5sapam4vjr383p 1<br/>[at space coven] <br/>Andy Weir: beep boop submitted for the approval of the space coven, i call this the story of the martian <br/>Weir: it is a story about the cold triumph of science, with no distracting theme or motif <br/>Weir: only science <br/>Weir: beep boop 2026-03-31T17:11:09Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsgq0s5cn9w4x5zut37w3qmrj9nkkupzdc8qpz2yyl6l0s2fjkt77gzyq3xkwq9f3rmdra2ede4cnzj77ye5e3eu8nz4gmd5cqlr5sapam4vk2slhh 1<br/>CJ Cooke: Submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the nesting <br/>Cooke: it&#39;s about this woman whose hyperfixation is norway <br/>Cooke: she loves norway as much as dean loves dogs <br/>Cooke: and we all know how much dean loves dogs <br/>Koontz: it&#39;s true, i do :) 2026-03-30T18:27:28Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsqqyyznhxekgx4uq743dul2m02ch883zcvw7qfa8sef23lcfx70mszyq3xkwq9f3rmdra2ede4cnzj77ye5e3eu8nz4gmd5cqlr5sapam4vje29g2 1<br/>JK Rowling: hello children <br/>Rowling: i have exciting newssss <br/>Rowling: there&#39;ss a new harry potter out <br/>King: a new harry potter?!?!?! <br/>King: OMGG I AM SO EXCITED! <br/>Poe: steve, no! <br/>Poe: we discussed this <br/>Poe: you know what the harry potter profits are used for <br/>King: i <br/>King: yes of course <br/>King: <br/>King: but 2026-03-25T17:16:43Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsdg5xxevfdk5ct59ppwzpskcxfule97rs4hh7ed3nxt2a3dk86lfqzyq3xkwq9f3rmdra2ede4cnzj77ye5e3eu8nz4gmd5cqlr5sapam4vvwpxwu 1<br/>Michelle Heller: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this the tale of the sour doe<br/>Heller: it&#39;s about a deer that&#39;s real fucked up<br/>Heller: a veritable sour doe, if you were<br/>King: oh!<br/>King: oh ha ha!<br/>King: i get it!<br/>King: ah ha ha ha! 2026-03-24T15:50:20Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsfjcs9r5lwht5m20huz6qv82eljlxfe3re5t3d8z002gg5tsdhfaqzyq3xkwq9f3rmdra2ede4cnzj77ye5e3eu8nz4gmd5cqlr5sapam4vshrn0e 1<br/>Gooseworx: Submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the amazing digital circus<br/>King: oh that doesn&#39;t sound scary at all!<br/>King: it sounds kinda fun and whimsical, in fact<br/>Gooseworx: it is very fun and whimsical<br/>Gooseworx: SO very fun and whimsical 2026-03-23T15:29:32Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsthh39xevkm976yhda58fjyg0757qmydfk2uhwztvtgx3ncdyh2jszyq3xkwq9f3rmdra2ede4cnzj77ye5e3eu8nz4gmd5cqlr5sapam4vt04yn3 1<br/>Stephen King: submitted for the approval of the midnight <br/>Elon Musk [rising from bushes]: eeyyyyy stephano king <br/>Barker: hey look steve it&#39;s your best friend <br/>King: goddamnit clive <br/>King: we&#39;re not <br/>King: elon what do you want this time 2026-03-22T19:28:50Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsqmardzmr0dgz25jq5p33h9h0wpv302d89nkcv4pw9xegxd4a7qtqzyq3xkwq9f3rmdra2ede4cnzj77ye5e3eu8nz4gmd5cqlr5sapam4v7ar774 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsd958ty3wmvgzyfulxswej0kstazwnle666t0m2x9djvnja53gssg2wp4re'>nevent1q…p4re</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>13<br/>Patterson: luckily, stephen king is aided by a very cool and smart and sexy detective named james patterson<br/>Poe: is the detective based on you?<br/>Patterson: on moi???<br/>Patterson: what about this cool, smart, sexy detective would give you THAT idea? ;D 2026-03-21T16:28:48Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsd958ty3wmvgzyfulxswej0kstazwnle666t0m2x9djvnja53gssgzyq3xkwq9f3rmdra2ede4cnzj77ye5e3eu8nz4gmd5cqlr5sapam4vrsjkrq In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqswt7cfd90w4jcu6j4ny5p8vnu9t2nj8tcua5tsfnsmxdaky04cz4q8g23z3'>nevent1q…23z3</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>12<br/>Patterson: this deranged fan is stalking stephen king using events and characters from his own books!<br/>Patterson: as if the monsters he&#39;s written about are coming to get him!!<br/>Chuck Tingle: that&#39;s a real problem, old chum! 2026-03-21T16:28:42Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqswt7cfd90w4jcu6j4ny5p8vnu9t2nj8tcua5tsfnsmxdaky04cz4qzyq3xkwq9f3rmdra2ede4cnzj77ye5e3eu8nz4gmd5cqlr5sapam4v4acwar In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs23ac46nplnwk0x9y45h940njfqvp0cnj72f28kechjgug9vfkglgspk2r9'>nevent1q…k2r9</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>11<br/>Patterson: what if there was a deranged fan who wanted to kill stephen king to usurp his throne as the king of horror<br/>Patterson: because that&#39;s how it works<br/>Patterson: if you kill the top horror author, you become the top horror author<br/>Patterson: it&#39;s the same advancement system as the klingon empire if you think about it 2026-03-21T16:28:32Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs23ac46nplnwk0x9y45h940njfqvp0cnj72f28kechjgug9vfkglgzyq3xkwq9f3rmdra2ede4cnzj77ye5e3eu8nz4gmd5cqlr5sapam4vvtsdq2 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsq6ku8wfe8nte4qzdxdua7u03he5cjgcse8uk523j2f435zvv03ksjtaugx'>nevent1q…augx</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>10<br/>Patterson: real cool that you didn&#39;t all just abandon me and force me to claw my own way to freedom<br/>Patterson: real cool<br/>Barker: you&#39;re welcome<br/>Poe: i think he&#39;s being sarcastic clive<br/>Barker: yeah i know 2026-03-21T16:28:21Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsq6ku8wfe8nte4qzdxdua7u03he5cjgcse8uk523j2f435zvv03kszyq3xkwq9f3rmdra2ede4cnzj77ye5e3eu8nz4gmd5cqlr5sapam4vvs0fpz In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsxkyxu3rexr30teazh5jlwczgzuyz7pfp7p7c2jyva7mqmgq0tkmqdrqner'>nevent1q…qner</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>9<br/>Poe: this uh<br/>Poe: seems a little passive aggressive<br/>Patterson: no no not at all!<br/>Patterson: it&#39;s all in good fun<br/>Patterson: we&#39;re totally pals<br/>Patterson: thanks for coming to rescue me from mr beast by the way 2026-03-21T16:28:09Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsxkyxu3rexr30teazh5jlwczgzuyz7pfp7p7c2jyva7mqmgq0tkmqzyq3xkwq9f3rmdra2ede4cnzj77ye5e3eu8nz4gmd5cqlr5sapam4vwk0x80 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsvfekx26xs33qn6h27nygvz202qqxe6lxx027suq5ncdwp06pdwucfyp6x0'>nevent1q…p6x0</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>8<br/>Patterson: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the murder of stephen king<br/>Patterson: it&#39;s about stephen king getting murdered<br/>King:<br/>Poe:<br/>Koontz:<br/>Lovecraft:<br/>Barker: AH HAH HA HA<br/>King: it&#39;s not funny<br/>Barker: oh it&#39;s pretty funny 2026-03-21T16:27:55Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsvfekx26xs33qn6h27nygvz202qqxe6lxx027suq5ncdwp06pdwuczyq3xkwq9f3rmdra2ede4cnzj77ye5e3eu8nz4gmd5cqlr5sapam4vpm5d9r In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsx0nkg0w6ru6fw00d9weyml8w9nr099804yd7hezft9v80lmdf4eqt45l2e'>nevent1q…5l2e</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>7<br/>Patterson: hey it&#39;s my old pal stephen king!<br/>King: i hate this guy<br/>Patterson: ha ha what a kidder!<br/>Patterson: don&#39;t listen to him, we go back real far<br/>King: no we don&#39;t<br/>Barker: boy you&#39;re real popular steve<br/>King: 2026-03-21T16:27:32Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsx0nkg0w6ru6fw00d9weyml8w9nr099804yd7hezft9v80lmdf4eqzyq3xkwq9f3rmdra2ede4cnzj77ye5e3eu8nz4gmd5cqlr5sapam4v5nndnq In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsz3a4jhlgfdg38qa2ydzll754d3j0n066ac2jmyxe2z0798rydu4sce6f30'>nevent1q…6f30</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>6<br/>James Patterson: hey everyone<br/>Poe: james!? you&#39;re alive?!<br/>James Patterson: yeah i won&#39;t bore you with the details of my miraculous escape from mr beast&#39;s lair<br/>Patterson: except to say that i wrote another 12 books during my day of captivity 2026-03-21T16:27:20Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsz3a4jhlgfdg38qa2ydzll754d3j0n066ac2jmyxe2z0798rydu4szyq3xkwq9f3rmdra2ede4cnzj77ye5e3eu8nz4gmd5cqlr5sapam4vpfm0d6 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsrez8vrdlx9l9vdfyanz9gelavxuekx94e8d70mjs07zjzn3v4fzqgdtt24'>nevent1q…tt24</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>5<br/>King: look, i&#39;m sorry<br/>King: i just don&#39;t like james patterson<br/>Poe:<br/>Koontz:<br/>Barker:<br/>Lovecraft:<br/>King: i mean, have you read his work?<br/>Poe: steve, mr beast is going to kill him<br/>King: yeah but<br/>King: i mean have you read his work? 2026-03-21T16:27:07Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsrez8vrdlx9l9vdfyanz9gelavxuekx94e8d70mjs07zjzn3v4fzqzyq3xkwq9f3rmdra2ede4cnzj77ye5e3eu8nz4gmd5cqlr5sapam4va6ueke In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqszwgsrw3ljzq23k9rv8u4qyj4nsav0s3uv4a7jt22l9rdjxtz08fsnhahg8'>nevent1q…ahg8</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>4<br/>Poe: yes but<br/>Poe: we can&#39;t just NOT rescue him<br/>King: hmm<br/>King: couldn&#39;t we?<br/>Poe: steve! this is so unlike you!<br/>Poe: of course we have to!<br/>Barker: now now now let&#39;s hear steve out 2026-03-21T16:26:55Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqszwgsrw3ljzq23k9rv8u4qyj4nsav0s3uv4a7jt22l9rdjxtz08fszyq3xkwq9f3rmdra2ede4cnzj77ye5e3eu8nz4gmd5cqlr5sapam4v9j2qg5 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsfmzvwa8p3lkeseaq045lhjkrupcccjtyufn5hskknkgg3r78y2tga4cemk'>nevent1q…cemk</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>3<br/>King: uh huh<br/>King: and how much is this going to cost?<br/>Poe: steve!<br/>Cussler: some would say that money is no object when a life is in the balance<br/>King: oh jeez<br/>King: THAT much?! 2026-03-21T16:26:42Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsfmzvwa8p3lkeseaq045lhjkrupcccjtyufn5hskknkgg3r78y2tgzyq3xkwq9f3rmdra2ede4cnzj77ye5e3eu8nz4gmd5cqlr5sapam4vkt6p7m In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqpn8dllavl5l7ejljtadtdvj6qa2kkvwv2ye2m5320nqrhjxr06cjj46vq'>nevent1q…46vq</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>2<br/>Cussler: badasses, every one of them<br/>Cussler: the ultimate badass team, if you were<br/>Koontz: what about mary?<br/>Cussler: what<br/>Koontz: you can&#39;t have a badass team without mary?<br/>Mary Shelley: fuck that, i work alone 2026-03-21T16:26:28Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsqpn8dllavl5l7ejljtadtdvj6qa2kkvwv2ye2m5320nqrhjxr06czyq3xkwq9f3rmdra2ede4cnzj77ye5e3eu8nz4gmd5cqlr5sapam4vg0wzw8 1<br/>Clive Cussler: to save james patterson, i&#39;ve assembled this team of crack commandos who escaped from a maximum security prison to join the Los Angeles underground<br/>Cussler: special agent Lee Child<br/>Cussler: fixer F. Paul Wilson<br/>Cussler: and master of disguise Jim Butcher 2026-03-21T16:26:13Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsdk2u0dgtvs0zvrt8dalcg3vu3ehaaxmzr0xamdedk2h38xt0dfuszyq3xkwq9f3rmdra2ede4cnzj77ye5e3eu8nz4gmd5cqlr5sapam4v7djpvm 1<br/>James Patterson: hi i&#39;m james patterson<br/>Patterson: you might remember me from such book as &#39;Dial D for Danger&#39; and &#39;In the Realm of the Electric Medusas&#39;<br/>Patterson: today I&#39;ve got an even more exciting story for you<br/>Patterson: i&#39;m teaming up with Mr Beast<br/>King:<br/>Poe:<br/>Barker:<br/>Koontz:<br/>Lovecraft: 2026-03-20T15:14:30Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs9ewtkvqlr97slnvkdmnpu6qmg2efvw7y9tvwxgepd8nu64ck2q9szyq3xkwq9f3rmdra2ede4cnzj77ye5e3eu8nz4gmd5cqlr5sapam4vcqh7ug 1<br/>Dawn Kurtagich: so as i was saying genderswapped renfield<br/>Bram Stoker: no! no! no!<br/>Mary Shelley: i dunno, i think i might be into it<br/>Stoker: no! no!<br/>Shelley: yeah<br/>Shelley: i think i might be into it 2026-03-11T14:49:30Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsprwxkgeapsyeh8mfz5nz6c57npkd3tmppqnnp6cr06xpdad640cgzyq3xkwq9f3rmdra2ede4cnzj77ye5e3eu8nz4gmd5cqlr5sapam4vdswv2x 1<br/>Dawn Kurtagich: Submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the madness<br/>Kurtagich: it&#39;s about a fantasy that turned to madness (Has turned to madness)<br/>Kurtagich: And all my goodness (And all my goodness)<br/>Kurtagich: has turned to badness (Has turned to badness) 2026-03-10T15:18:44Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqszztr70g9zuw72gqw57aj3dc9zzep8n2f3qdw9zalwdy7tlmxrv4szyq3xkwq9f3rmdra2ede4cnzj77ye5e3eu8nz4gmd5cqlr5sapam4vsqd8a0 1<br/>Luc Besson: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of incel dracula<br/>Besson: so dracula goes to a party, but a courtesan laughs at him!<br/>Besson: like, she doesn&#39;t even care about his amazing perfume or his $500 gucci sunglasses<br/>Besson: fuckin&#39; femoid!!! 2026-02-24T16:19:24Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsz3upe3avdm8n5upzk5ln85tvwn04x5qmdnvuwh8rqg3d5j9esgzgzyq3xkwq9f3rmdra2ede4cnzj77ye5e3eu8nz4gmd5cqlr5sapam4vm59yfl 1<br/>Francis Ford Coppola: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of bram stoker&#39;s dracula<br/>Bram Stoker: no it&#39;s not!<br/>Stoker: this is not my dracula!<br/>Stoker: i don&#39;t recognize this horny stranger!<br/>Stoker: this is not my chaste, dry-dicked son! 2026-02-23T16:07:33Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs0jkdpu5zvmul0trscxgty4kg996s6rrahevepfsgqdtjgjdet6nczyq3xkwq9f3rmdra2ede4cnzj77ye5e3eu8nz4gmd5cqlr5sapam4v3fhvds 1<br/>Cordwainer Smith: as everyone knows, there&#39;s nothing hotter than a woman who has both cat ears and a cat tail <br/>Junji Ito: nyah! =^____^= <br/>Frank Belknap Long: i can think of something hotter <br/>Smith: oh? <br/>Long: have you ever considered Long: going further? 2026-02-21T17:08:47Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsvr62hzd6h3r986vhvgy9zqu3497v70hge5gh6elxsy25p3axn4uczyq3xkwq9f3rmdra2ede4cnzj77ye5e3eu8nz4gmd5cqlr5sapam4vn9y752 1<br/>Allison Mick: Submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the humboldt cut <br/>Mick: it&#39;s about this woman who returns to the forests of humboldt county for the funeral of her godmother <br/>Mick: but discovers a terrible secret in the forest <br/>Brian Keene: is it bigfoot 2026-02-18T17:04:53Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsz7xudh6g6pz64cxe240h58nx6vqq5wel5jk970us92hhy8ck2lggzyq3xkwq9f3rmdra2ede4cnzj77ye5e3eu8nz4gmd5cqlr5sapam4vemf5dp 1<br/>King: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of <br/>Elon Musk [rising from bushes]: eyyyy stephano king <br/>Musk: dida you know da pure aryan race issa gonna be outbred by da mongrel jews anna saracens? <br/>King: <br/>Barker: <br/>Koontz: <br/>Poe: <br/>Lovecraft: <br/>Lovecraft: let&#39;s hear him out 2026-02-17T18:46:07Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqszcd53qs3su9085y0uwd7flsxa9jqr9u5luyawtpsjthp2mlz4m0gzyq3xkwq9f3rmdra2ede4cnzj77ye5e3eu8nz4gmd5cqlr5sapam4vf38tzv 1<br/>Lor Gislason: bloop bloop time for goop<br/>Stephen King: actually lor, you&#39;re supposed to say &#39;submitted for the approval of the midnight society&#39;<br/>Mary Shelley: naw let them say their own thing<br/>Shelley: i kinda like it<br/>King: goshdarn it mary<br/>King: you know if we let lor do it, everyone&#39;s gonna want to do it<br/>Koontz: i think if you tell a goop story, you should get it say it<br/>King: goshdarnit! 2026-02-11T17:39:31Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs9tdtrf4alvft6m4jzw4wvxx4jnn5yl6xgvjwmg88n624lvps788czyq3xkwq9f3rmdra2ede4cnzj77ye5e3eu8nz4gmd5cqlr5sapam4vc6rr7y 1<br/>[circle of love]<br/>Nora Roberts: ok ladies we&#39;ve got a new storyteller here tonight<br/>Roberts: everyone say hi to Coral hart<br/>Coral Hart: oh that&#39;s not my real name<br/>Hart: i have to keep my real name secret because readers hate anything its associated with<br/>Roberts: 2026-02-09T16:37:42Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsvsdmxmyf6lpxuqy7t7epckj2t7p5lc9cza7j7zw7lj7z75k208uqzyq3xkwq9f3rmdra2ede4cnzj77ye5e3eu8nz4gmd5cqlr5sapam4vdpdnfu 1<br/>Stephen King: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the dead zone <br/>King: it&#39;s about this all-american guy named johnny smith who&#39;s always telling corny jokes and just all round being a lovable goofball <br/>King: in fact you might say <br/>King: that he&#39;s in <br/>King: the DAD zone 2026-02-06T17:42:09Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsxk0h8zym4np9pp4qxecytp28qkjdczm0l75sa8dwa4gx9z046ulgzyq3xkwq9f3rmdra2ede4cnzj77ye5e3eu8nz4gmd5cqlr5sapam4v7u09ve 1<br/>King: boy those Epstein emails<br/>King: it&#39;s really sobering to see how money and power allowed sex predators to operate<br/>Neil Gaiman: hello everyone<br/>Gaiman: i&#39;m back<br/>Barker: oh boy<br/>Barker: oh boy you sure picked a time 2026-02-03T23:17:43Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsvmu6zvnv9pczktltewngm27s7y8hcawkxdvr7cwqj6qj3dyf6neqzyq3xkwq9f3rmdra2ede4cnzj77ye5e3eu8nz4gmd5cqlr5sapam4vxg3ga6 1<br/>King: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the <br/>Elon Musk: [rising from bushes] heeeeeey stephano king! <br/>Musk: i gotta greata business proposition for you <br/>Musk: how you lika ta maka some real money <br/>Musk: i gotta opening atta grok <br/>Musk: but you gotta be a real epic to get it 2026-01-31T17:46:27Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsvfamq3rgma0mxv7he2zykt9mvrras7je32hazexfmpa6wa8daq9czyq3xkwq9f3rmdra2ede4cnzj77ye5e3eu8nz4gmd5cqlr5sapam4vg2fyrm 1<br/>Charles Dickens: ho ho ho it&#39;s me, Mr Christmas!<br/>Dickens: time for more Christmas cheer!<br/>Poe: it&#39;s january, charles<br/>Dickens:<br/>Dickens:<br/>Dickens: 2026-01-29T17:18:39Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsz5hhrgsjrq2cae2tc5lh3wmrvwhwalz26c9x7azlqucn68tpxu6gzyq3xkwq9f3rmdra2ede4cnzj77ye5e3eu8nz4gmd5cqlr5sapam4vq02en7 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqsy7pfr4ad6u94jmv85wqjhdrmdu88zgnjg8f6rm27qyyf90d7lsdsyvx3'>nevent1q…yvx3</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>11<br/>Bitter Karella: now that all those wacky dan bongino jokes have got your attention<br/>Karella: i want to remind you that i, bitter karella, am now on the long list for a stoker award<br/>King:<br/>Barker:<br/>Lovecraft:<br/>Koontz:<br/>Poe:<br/>Karella: it&#39;s kind of a big deal 2026-01-27T17:24:16Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsqsy7pfr4ad6u94jmv85wqjhdrmdu88zgnjg8f6rm27qyyf90d7lszyq3xkwq9f3rmdra2ede4cnzj77ye5e3eu8nz4gmd5cqlr5sapam4vrcwl9c In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqst36myp9hn9hl52r3kf0fl3g6g4dkv0ax3u54tam32mwqaa4yuaqq048sje'>nevent1q…8sje</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>10<br/>King: boy!<br/>King: everything in the world is so heavy right now<br/>King: it would be nice if we could get back to some light hearted japes<br/>Bitter Karella: I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY<br/>Mary Shelley: oh great, this little shit again 2026-01-27T17:24:02Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqst36myp9hn9hl52r3kf0fl3g6g4dkv0ax3u54tam32mwqaa4yuaqqzyq3xkwq9f3rmdra2ede4cnzj77ye5e3eu8nz4gmd5cqlr5sapam4v2chqwx In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs0u2hyzvpjwpdd3ydwqte9qdctpxxglqpznagflnx9rwmtef7lnhsdz2ksh'>nevent1q…2ksh</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>9<br/>Bongino: eyyyy its da dan bongino podcast<br/>Bongino: eyyy getcha bacon-flavored dick pills right he&#39;e, i gottem right he&#39;e<br/>Bongino: braised wit da farts straight from da anus of da god king himself<br/>Bongino: dis is way easier dan a real job!<br/>Bongino: i shoulda done this long ago!<br/>Bongino: oh wait i guess i kinda did 2026-01-27T17:23:43Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs0u2hyzvpjwpdd3ydwqte9qdctpxxglqpznagflnx9rwmtef7lnhszyq3xkwq9f3rmdra2ede4cnzj77ye5e3eu8nz4gmd5cqlr5sapam4vatr9cl In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsdp8wtfe38unmswweetwk627sywxc5gm4tualp0ksgxj2g0eq53us8dz9ty'>nevent1q…z9ty</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>8<br/>Dan Bongino: eeeeey its me dan bongino, bada bing bada boom!!!<br/>Bongino: i used ta be da FBI deputy director, new york&#39;s finest, back da blue baby!!!<br/>Bongino: but turned out runnin&#39; da FBI was alotta work an i ain&#39;t about dat<br/>Bongino: so i quit to dedicate myself to my real passion<br/>Bongino: podcastin&#39;, baby!!!! 2026-01-27T17:23:29Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsdp8wtfe38unmswweetwk627sywxc5gm4tualp0ksgxj2g0eq53uszyq3xkwq9f3rmdra2ede4cnzj77ye5e3eu8nz4gmd5cqlr5sapam4vxv4pzs In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqstjuxchue78hj9uh8erzgtql8q6xh3cdnnnj53vmhhtr58dqk47mcvvaq4g'>nevent1q…aq4g</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>7<br/>Barker: what the fuck??<br/>Barker: you&#39;re telling me those are two different guys!?<br/>King: yeah i had the same reaction<br/>Barker: jesus christ<br/>Barker: next you&#39;re gonna tell me they got some guy called bob boobino running the nsa or something 2026-01-27T17:23:14Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqstjuxchue78hj9uh8erzgtql8q6xh3cdnnnj53vmhhtr58dqk47mczyq3xkwq9f3rmdra2ede4cnzj77ye5e3eu8nz4gmd5cqlr5sapam4vm7rj55 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqst2s67tcrhl4t9mauf6xq63x8etsgk0s0m7elm9cavurc0akj7gyg9xvk'>nevent1q…9xvk</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>6<br/>Barker: hey there&#39;s a bright side to all this<br/>Barker: now that he&#39;s been fired, bovino&#39;s got plenty of time to have more twitter beefs with steve<br/>King: that wasn&#39;t ICE oberkommandant greg bovino<br/>King: that was former FBI deputy director dan bongino<br/>Barker: WHAT<br/>King: yeah, you know, the guy from the song 2026-01-27T17:23:01Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsqst2s67tcrhl4t9mauf6xq63x8etsgk0s0m7elm9cavurc0akj7gzyq3xkwq9f3rmdra2ede4cnzj77ye5e3eu8nz4gmd5cqlr5sapam4vrpprrg In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsryg6eru9vu6a3pzat7ll25zjc0zqhggts5pgjxn07zgrk58vd4xq5qtuu0'>nevent1q…tuu0</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>5<br/>George Romero: it&#39;s far from over<br/>Romero: only when the people understand the reality of their power can the regime be defeated<br/>Romero: the people united will never be divided<br/>Shelley: yeah, see, this guy? i like the cut of his jib 2026-01-27T17:22:29Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsryg6eru9vu6a3pzat7ll25zjc0zqhggts5pgjxn07zgrk58vd4xqzyq3xkwq9f3rmdra2ede4cnzj77ye5e3eu8nz4gmd5cqlr5sapam4v3w0k59 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs0j4ahv37w75qnwcwkrw64euu9z5huvlsqshew807v7ka7nmqc3gqgducmu'>nevent1q…ucmu</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>4<br/>Shelley: i&#39;m not done<br/>Poe: now?<br/>Shelley: no<br/>Shelley: also [redacted]<br/>Shelley: and [redacted]<br/>Poe:<br/>King:<br/>Barker:<br/>Lovecraft:<br/>Shelley: oh, and [redacted]<br/>Poe: yeah<br/>Poe: yeah that&#39;s fair 2026-01-27T17:22:15Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs0j4ahv37w75qnwcwkrw64euu9z5huvlsqshew807v7ka7nmqc3gqzyq3xkwq9f3rmdra2ede4cnzj77ye5e3eu8nz4gmd5cqlr5sapam4vp54tz0 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqgs3zk0eal25ehmjl7svev6cvg0m6d9q4yq09gj4x9e05sqm3clq235zgc'>nevent1q…5zgc</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>3<br/>Poe: whoa! Mary!<br/>Poe: you can&#39;t<br/>Poe:<br/>Poe: well<br/>King: she&#39;s not wrong<br/>Poe: i didn&#39;t say she was wrong<br/>Poe: it&#39;s just<br/>Poe: there might be mods around<br/>Poe: but yeah she&#39;s not wrong 2026-01-27T17:21:58Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsqgs3zk0eal25ehmjl7svev6cvg0m6d9q4yq09gj4x9e05sqm3clqzyq3xkwq9f3rmdra2ede4cnzj77ye5e3eu8nz4gmd5cqlr5sapam4v8k4x44 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsrm2arrz5n5qmkls8x7qe8nceeqnrcmaal9s3v74jn9q5uwaddscq4pzwzv'>nevent1q…zwzv</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>2<br/>Poe: it looks like the regime is letting up<br/>Mary Shelley: how do you figure that<br/>Poe: they demoted greg bovino<br/>Mary Shelley: not good enough<br/>Shelley: i want him [redacted]<br/>Shelley: and also [redacted]<br/>Shelley: [redacted] 2026-01-27T17:21:44Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsrm2arrz5n5qmkls8x7qe8nceeqnrcmaal9s3v74jn9q5uwaddscqzyq3xkwq9f3rmdra2ede4cnzj77ye5e3eu8nz4gmd5cqlr5sapam4vw3aflw 1<br/>Poe: boy<br/>Poe: boy it&#39;s sure been a year, hasn&#39;t it?<br/>King: edgar, it&#39;s January 2026-01-27T17:21:26Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsvc2z82hsaeulxwf5wkt6r58q9xn3gr8zztsn720jv5xwmmz75wuczyq3xkwq9f3rmdra2ede4cnzj77ye5e3eu8nz4gmd5cqlr5sapam4vnx6ap2 1<br/>Poe: Submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of eureka<br/>Poe: this is going to be a little different from my usual stuff<br/>Poe: it&#39;s actually a scientific meditation on the nature of the universe<br/>Barker: is this one of those things where you have to be high to get it<br/>Barker: cuz if it is, i want to know now 2026-01-15T18:08:12Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqspgp043zqup2nxcz5kskeddyjj76nxpl7y5m9gzvvlvlcch7tpggqzyq3xkwq9f3rmdra2ede4cnzj77ye5e3eu8nz4gmd5cqlr5sapam4veqqgw0 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqszl7f4s33py47dylz3j2zwjgd2w5582l49sptzwslyfhlrnlkdt5cranahq'>nevent1q…nahq</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>13<br/>Shelley: how about you nerds read another book<br/>King: mary, that&#39;s not fair<br/>Shelley: no, it&#39;s easy<br/>Shelley: there&#39;s loads of other books<br/>Shelley: i wrote some of them<br/>Shelley: hell, YOU wrote some of them, steve 2026-01-11T19:16:18Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqszl7f4s33py47dylz3j2zwjgd2w5582l49sptzwslyfhlrnlkdt5czyq3xkwq9f3rmdra2ede4cnzj77ye5e3eu8nz4gmd5cqlr5sapam4v70ed70 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsdzppj5w2752yn2eex6w7xeeepnywaz7tuq8nmf2j325v3t022vmg8e6gt3'>nevent1q…6gt3</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>12<br/>Mary Shelley: sup fuckers?<br/>Poe: joanne was just comparing the iranian protesters to gryffindors<br/>Shelley:<br/>Shelley:<br/>Shelley: yeah sure whatever you say 2026-01-11T19:16:10Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsdzppj5w2752yn2eex6w7xeeepnywaz7tuq8nmf2j325v3t022vmgzyq3xkwq9f3rmdra2ede4cnzj77ye5e3eu8nz4gmd5cqlr5sapam4vuk839j In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqstdlx7mp3mgul7ve57yyr8dtrzsx0hgr2zhk76jqkfyux5ytehw4gfkpa6l'>nevent1q…pa6l</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>11<br/>Rowling: keir sstarmer is like the whomping willow<br/>Rowling: venezuela is hagrid<br/>Rowling: Issrael is sseamuss finnegan<br/>Lovecraft: actually i&#39;m starting to get a little confused<br/>Rowling: China is Cho Chang<br/>Lovecraft: ok never mind, i&#39;m back on the trolley! 2026-01-11T19:15:58Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqstdlx7mp3mgul7ve57yyr8dtrzsx0hgr2zhk76jqkfyux5ytehw4gzyq3xkwq9f3rmdra2ede4cnzj77ye5e3eu8nz4gmd5cqlr5sapam4vcy99gq In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsxpz3q4wr0c60twtmulxv54y2vgkhmt654qc5n7ut5nl3fcttrtnqa4f35g'>nevent1q…f35g</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>10<br/>Rowling: if you map global politicss onto harry potter, it all makes ssensse<br/>Rowling: Donald Trump is bassically like Goderick Gryffindor<br/>Rowling: netenyahu is like professsor mcgonnigal<br/>Rowling: maduro is like butterbeer<br/>Rowling: greenland is like hogssmeade 2026-01-11T19:15:44Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsxpz3q4wr0c60twtmulxv54y2vgkhmt654qc5n7ut5nl3fcttrtnqzyq3xkwq9f3rmdra2ede4cnzj77ye5e3eu8nz4gmd5cqlr5sapam4va9uzsa In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsxfhtmf56xnuh54vxn404gjxml77xvjchkefhm7a6fgccw8msscjs2gu6cf'>nevent1q…u6cf</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>9<br/>Rowling: now in my mental sschema of the geopolitical world<br/>Rowling: it&#39;ss important to remember that the rissing tide of the global far right iss like dumbledore&#39;ss army<br/>Poe:<br/>King:<br/>Barker:<br/>Koontz:<br/>Lovecraft: yeah<br/>Lovecraft: yeah i&#39;m kinda following the logic<br/>Lovecraft: this makes sense! 2026-01-11T19:15:29Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsxfhtmf56xnuh54vxn404gjxml77xvjchkefhm7a6fgccw8msscjszyq3xkwq9f3rmdra2ede4cnzj77ye5e3eu8nz4gmd5cqlr5sapam4vr2er79 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs0wnfg0szdq8dag4dpyuf5hc2p9wgp8w5crkfkdmthpg6ahhm457swwlwun'>nevent1q…lwun</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>8<br/>Rowling: look, it&#39;s easy<br/>Rowling: when western governmentss do oppressssion, that&#39;sss good<br/>Rowling: when sswarthy foreignerss do oppressssion, that&#39;s bad 2026-01-11T19:15:14Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs0wnfg0szdq8dag4dpyuf5hc2p9wgp8w5crkfkdmthpg6ahhm457szyq3xkwq9f3rmdra2ede4cnzj77ye5e3eu8nz4gmd5cqlr5sapam4vpr3g5y In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs0j2pzluufpglqcnqvysedxjs9xgmjzgqjq5yu3ka2vv7cruk002g27752v'>nevent1q…752v</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>7<br/>Rowling: no, the americanss are hufflepuffs because, actually, their tyrannical government is good and ought to be obeyed<br/>Rowling: also i heard ssome of them have pronounss 2026-01-11T19:15:02Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs0j2pzluufpglqcnqvysedxjs9xgmjzgqjq5yu3ka2vv7cruk002gzyq3xkwq9f3rmdra2ede4cnzj77ye5e3eu8nz4gmd5cqlr5sapam4vf2ray7 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqspmqhgs5ftu0fc50kp0pqxd3swgcsl6f47gz4knjnppnvph97s22czrywmq'>nevent1q…ywmq</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>6<br/>Rowling: now meanwhile, in america<br/>Rowling: i would ssay americanss are more like hufflepuffss<br/>George Romero: is it because americans trust in the dead promises of electorialism while eschewing the necessary direct action to cause actual regime change<br/>Rowling: what? no!<br/>Rowling: jesus christ what are you even talking about<br/>Romero: am i the only one around here who reads theory? 2026-01-11T19:14:49Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqspmqhgs5ftu0fc50kp0pqxd3swgcsl6f47gz4knjnppnvph97s22czyq3xkwq9f3rmdra2ede4cnzj77ye5e3eu8nz4gmd5cqlr5sapam4vqjpv44 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsvjsy977p6zskmd54qu7aa2yhe5ha5sskcjweqtwqnfg6aw9sxwkcalrn9h'>nevent1q…rn9h</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>5<br/>King: i was just too excited<br/>King: i don&#39;t get to talk harry potter much these days<br/>King: no one wants to talk potter with me anymore<br/>Barker: yeah i wonder why 2026-01-11T19:14:33Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsvjsy977p6zskmd54qu7aa2yhe5ha5sskcjweqtwqnfg6aw9sxwkczyq3xkwq9f3rmdra2ede4cnzj77ye5e3eu8nz4gmd5cqlr5sapam4v2q7re4 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsz5t6phy7vqv20200cgacm0g6x799cqklcm45gh6a87pcnnlk8ncq7hnhvp'>nevent1q…nhvp</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>4<br/>Rowling: ssee, it&#39;ss very brave of the Iranian people to ssstand up to their tyrannical government<br/>Rowling: and-<br/>King: BRAVERY IS THE DEFINING TRAIT OF A GRYFFINDOR!!!<br/>King: i&#39;m sorry i tried to hold it in 2026-01-11T19:14:19Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsz5t6phy7vqv20200cgacm0g6x799cqklcm45gh6a87pcnnlk8ncqzyq3xkwq9f3rmdra2ede4cnzj77ye5e3eu8nz4gmd5cqlr5sapam4vncy9zd In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsxtll0enln9pmjs9epc60kz4r42e0g5y58vlcgeylae60l8zk80gq98dyr3'>nevent1q…dyr3</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>3<br/>Barker: so joanne<br/>Barker: what exactly does that mean<br/>King: oh! i know what it means!<br/>Barker: i know you know what it means steve, i want to know if she knows what it means 2026-01-11T19:14:02Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsxtll0enln9pmjs9epc60kz4r42e0g5y58vlcgeylae60l8zk80gqzyq3xkwq9f3rmdra2ede4cnzj77ye5e3eu8nz4gmd5cqlr5sapam4vx2x5sv In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs94fmdk5560f9d8rvfalgwrs6uuz08aqlvscf0j4npwmtnkx4fjygeqdka4'>nevent1q…dka4</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>2<br/>Poe: i thought it was gonna be about<br/>Barker: you thought it was gonna be about trans women?<br/>Poe: yeah i really thought it was gonna be about trans women<br/>Poe: this is kind of a pleasant change<br/>Poe: a little odd but pleasant 2026-01-11T19:13:45Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs94fmdk5560f9d8rvfalgwrs6uuz08aqlvscf0j4npwmtnkx4fjygzyq3xkwq9f3rmdra2ede4cnzj77ye5e3eu8nz4gmd5cqlr5sapam4vwr8hk6 1<br/>JK Rowling: hello children<br/>Poe: oh hi joanne<br/>Poe: do you have something to<br/>Rowling: I have sssomething to sssay<br/>Poe: is it about<br/>Rowling: iran ssseemss to be unusssually full of gryffindorsss<br/>Poe: oh!<br/>Poe: oh i was not expecting that 2026-01-11T19:13:26Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsqkvkcjmm7m73kwxlz7vw49humn05dvcdjmkr5fcl3t7p0t0sufpgzyq3xkwq9f3rmdra2ede4cnzj77ye5e3eu8nz4gmd5cqlr5sapam4vqmjzvz 1<br/>[white house]<br/>Trump: so we&#39;re bombing venezuela now<br/>Trump: no reason, really, just because<br/>Trump: we just had all these bombs lying around<br/>Trump: and we thought<br/>Trump: why not<br/>JD Vance: masterful gambit, sir 2026-01-04T19:22:38Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsfkepkyw230gkzulsmdr7ez6ackh7y0mk59ywp5m0ajfx5amxdkdczyq3xkwq9f3rmdra2ede4cnzj77ye5e3eu8nz4gmd5cqlr5sapam4vehv5a3 1<br/>Damon Knight: holy machine learning process! it seems that people don&#39;t AI slop being elligible for the nebula!<br/>Knight: what to do?<br/>Knight: i&#39;ll feed the question into the bat computer<br/>Erin Underwood: never fear, erin underwood is here! 2025-12-30T17:19:15Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsp05yd08f4grs73kc4pdvg9d2ldfx79gmgyxadkht9yhjlc0d4m7qzyq3xkwq9f3rmdra2ede4cnzj77ye5e3eu8nz4gmd5cqlr5sapam4v7y52r0 1<br/>Charles Dickens: holy shit you guys<br/>Dickens: turns out everyone really loved a Christmas carol<br/>Dickens: this whole Christmas ghost story idea is a gold mine!<br/>Dickens: i&#39;m gonna write a new ghost story for EVERY Christmas!<br/>Dickens: and each one is gonna be BIGGER than the last!<br/>Dickens: don&#39;t believe me? just watch! 2025-12-28T20:04:08Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsvscxtls69w770wy2huddz3qe9w9me4dl5dmn8cp8rgc04dgrxhhczyq3xkwq9f3rmdra2ede4cnzj77ye5e3eu8nz4gmd5cqlr5sapam4vzd9gp0 1<br/>[scottish castle]<br/>JK Rowling: ugh! i&#39;m tired of all thesssse people online making fun of my black mold!<br/>Rowling: that&#39;sss it!<br/>Rowling: today isss the day that i do sssomething about it 2025-12-19T22:35:31Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsg5un36e2pkspupg86vdkvrskzshatpx5vrfeznf7m9shmjsgjgpgzyq3xkwq9f3rmdra2ede4cnzj77ye5e3eu8nz4gmd5cqlr5sapam4vn79j4x 1<br/>King: you know we haven&#39;t seen JK Rowling in a while<br/>King: is she still tweeting?<br/>Barker: ha ha ha oh steve<br/>Barker: ha ha ha ha ha<br/>Barker: ha ha ha ha ha ha<br/>King: what&#39;s so funny?<br/>Barker: ha ha ha!<br/>King: c&#39;mon i want to know the joke 2025-12-11T17:38:42Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs2pguaq6h98d4mjk2eenxqdf5uk83un5xp390cf79qq74mjvsktwczyq3xkwq9f3rmdra2ede4cnzj77ye5e3eu8nz4gmd5cqlr5sapam4v7canwj 1<br/>Graham Joyce: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of some kind of fairy tale<br/>Joyce: it&#39;s about a girl who gets kidnapped by fairies<br/>Joyce: and i know what you&#39;re thinking<br/>Joyce: but my fairies are different 2025-12-09T18:44:50Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsru6rarpza7j9vrgtfezzws28s4097hkx3pm2uzs958t07950yclszyq3xkwq9f3rmdra2ede4cnzj77ye5e3eu8nz4gmd5cqlr5sapam4vf45eps 1<br/>Colleen Hoover: anyway i have a fun, sassy little romance for you that i think you&#39;ll all love<br/>Hoover: it&#39;s totally normal and NOT fucked up in any way<br/>Poe: ok this is really not assuaging me<br/>King: let it go, edgar<br/>Barker: yeah i&#39;m getting real excited for this one<br/>Barker: too fucked up for the romance writers campfire?<br/>Barker: yeah this is gonna be a doozy 2025-12-03T17:05:23Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsfu5jh3janykfna7gse8vz268rmrmzmvtzaevktv93khvh53kfdvqzyq3xkwq9f3rmdra2ede4cnzj77ye5e3eu8nz4gmd5cqlr5sapam4vvjn0z3 1<br/>Colleen Hoover: well golly<br/>Hoover: i don&#39;t know why everyone&#39;s so scared of lil&#39; ol&#39; me<br/>Hoover: i&#39;m just a girl, after all<br/>Hoover: just a harmless girl 2025-12-02T18:46:22Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsxx6xp5rlxueqyjz976veywzr9cflg7hlq2ln3u7uwwy9rw0jy9hszyq3xkwq9f3rmdra2ede4cnzj77ye5e3eu8nz4gmd5cqlr5sapam4v935vj2 1<br/>King: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the <br/>Elon Musk [rising out of bushes]: eyyyy stephano king Musk: itsa me, elon! <br/>Barker: hey it&#39;s your pal <br/>King: he&#39;s not my pal!! <br/>Barker: look everyone it&#39;s steve&#39;s pal <br/>Poe: that&#39;s enough clive <br/>Poe: you&#39;re going too far 2025-11-12T21:20:15Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsrej3zmzpr4naks4py6gjk6v04h5lt4733z9gufrwqu6y5vvrkdfszyq3xkwq9f3rmdra2ede4cnzj77ye5e3eu8nz4gmd5cqlr5sapam4vjtjxld 1<br/>Stephen King: hey guys guess what? <br/>King: the blue wave is back!🌊🌊🌊 <br/>King: it&#39;s curtains for DRUMP! <br/>King: end of the line for mango mussolini! <br/>King: no more orange julius caesar! <br/>King: i haven&#39;t been so excited since we finally defeated bu$hitler back in &#39;09! 2025-11-06T18:51:45Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsgrrt4pznexzm063mxg8nthcr9yvregqmryv9xevg6ncym0ssa9qgzyq3xkwq9f3rmdra2ede4cnzj77ye5e3eu8nz4gmd5cqlr5sapam4vpete0d 1<br/>Clive Barker: hey steve where&#39;s your friend elon <br/>Stephen King: he&#39;s not my friend <br/>Barker: yeah sure so where is he? <br/>Barker: haven&#39;t seen him allllll day <br/>Barker: wonder what&#39;s up with that <br/>Barker: sure hope he&#39;s not having a bad time <br/>Barker: ha ha ha ha 2025-11-06T04:14:31Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsp0xt3kax5u68aat4l6qcsrv42tt62d0ty57wq3tlt6j60p9px9rszyq3xkwq9f3rmdra2ede4cnzj77ye5e3eu8nz4gmd5cqlr5sapam4vygqtjd 1<br/>Vivian Moira Valentine: [descending into frame on a black parasol] hello lovelies of the night!<br/>Valentine: I&#39;ve got a fun flirty little tale for you, as sweet and spooky as a dark chocolate truffle<br/>King: wow! i don&#39;t know what this is, but i&#39;m sold! 2025-11-02T18:29:57Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqszpwrwqswydt3nd8tq365xpdpeswefxzpdu7shu0lhhlus9kfmpzszyq3xkwq9f3rmdra2ede4cnzj77ye5e3eu8nz4gmd5cqlr5sapam4vk430np 1<br/>[at unicorn fuck club]<br/>Elon Musk: [rising from bushes] eyyyy it&#39;sa me, elon!<br/>JRR Tolkien: elon musk?!<br/>Tolkien: my word! I don&#39;t think we&#39;ve ever had you at OUR campfire before!<br/>Tolkien: you&#39;re usually over there with that<br/>Tolkien: [grumbling] midnight society 2025-10-30T17:51:14Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsgjpqww7uv549mcamcm6tfslzjmw9p9nlcslhuqjdlze6y8vaqdlqzyq3xkwq9f3rmdra2ede4cnzj77ye5e3eu8nz4gmd5cqlr5sapam4v25qwdl 1<br/>Hailey Piper: Submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the game in yellow<br/>Piper: what if there was a book that, if you read it, it made you go insane<br/>Piper: but also it made you super horny<br/>Piper: would you take that chance?<br/>Barker: i don&#39;t know why you&#39;re even asking lol 2025-10-26T15:59:57Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqstuwp9jvrwr4r6cm028trgu0ug23nwz37xpycyxmqlza452m5wr0szyq3xkwq9f3rmdra2ede4cnzj77ye5e3eu8nz4gmd5cqlr5sapam4vpycdee 1<br/>Charlie Jane Anders: Submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the lessons in magic and disaster<br/>Anders: sometimes having a relationship with your parents is difficult<br/>Joe Hill: don&#39;t i know it!<br/>Stephen King: what&#39;s that, joe?<br/>Hill: nothing 2025-10-23T16:12:00Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs9zypxl74ct8us6ujvu6cu06mge89sfvzujllu9grqnwl3wmlc5rszyq3xkwq9f3rmdra2ede4cnzj77ye5e3eu8nz4gmd5cqlr5sapam4vnxausr 1<br/>Sir Kenneth Branagh: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of Sir Kenneth Branagh&#39;s Mary Shelley&#39;s Frankenstein<br/>Branagh: it&#39;s the Frankenstein film most to the vision of its original creator<br/>Branagh: me, sir Kenneth branagh 2025-10-21T17:12:56Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs2q6jr5jn0p68sas2p7cq87dr2ylklhatgz9nppqaq5rt946zzc4szyq3xkwq9f3rmdra2ede4cnzj77ye5e3eu8nz4gmd5cqlr5sapam4v78s88g 1<br/>Dean Koontz: you know what you guys?<br/>King: now dean you know you&#39;ve got to say the words<br/>Poe: oh it&#39;s dean, steve<br/>Poe: let him have this<br/>King: saying the words is part of the fun, edgar<br/>King: besides he&#39;s got to learn sometime 2025-10-20T17:13:04Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsf8paf5axaaq393d5dydk523h9plf9hxhrvnkqman7hw4z3gjh30szyq3xkwq9f3rmdra2ede4cnzj77ye5e3eu8nz4gmd5cqlr5sapam4vkxp525 1<br/>Jennifer McMahon: Submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the girl who gets kidnapped by fairies <br/>Arthur Conan Doyle: ah yes yes yes <br/>Doyle: as the resident expert on fairies and fairy behavior <br/>Doyle: i can say that&#39;s pretty standard fairy behavior 2025-10-14T17:54:16Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs2hglrhqsldxvem87uy5yllmj0fjh3wxnzmkgtd6wqn2uvccg06eczyq3xkwq9f3rmdra2ede4cnzj77ye5e3eu8nz4gmd5cqlr5sapam4vaq8fp6 1<br/>M. Lopes da Silva: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this the tale of what if elon musk got [censored]<br/>Aubrey Wood: ah yes what if melon husk got unalived, hypothetically, in Minecraft<br/>Wood: lol just kidding!<br/>wood: …. unless? 2025-10-09T17:21:47Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsyyklg798qp94cm83qcp4y6p8q62rg0gxff9eqjdk9p7d4w3r046czyq3xkwq9f3rmdra2ede4cnzj77ye5e3eu8nz4gmd5cqlr5sapam4v600jsk 1<br/>HP Lovecraft: before we begin tonight, i&#39;d like to observe a moment of silence for the victim of gun violence<br/>Barker: you mean victims?<br/>Lovecraft:<br/>Lovecraft: no<br/>Lovecraft: just the one<br/>Koontz: which one?<br/>Lovecraft: oh you know the one i mean<br/>Barker: oh yeah we know the one i mean 2025-09-12T16:38:32Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsvps7ahvs5qkwnuskrxd5pkd7t2j0pj47lvktk8ql2vnwwuxtpqlszyq3xkwq9f3rmdra2ede4cnzj77ye5e3eu8nz4gmd5cqlr5sapam4v5unu4a 1<br/>[mysterious circle of robed figures] <br/>JK Rowling: hello children <br/>Rowling: i want you all to give a warm welcome to graham linehan <br/>Rowling: i&#39;ve decided that it&#39;s high time we welcome him back into the mainssstream of the gender critical movement <br/>Rowling: he&#39;sss definitely very normal and not unhinged 2025-09-05T22:08:02Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqszya06f6kfc2lphlwscr28g439k773zm0mqhmd6l20zcz8wd4jruqzyq3xkwq9f3rmdra2ede4cnzj77ye5e3eu8nz4gmd5cqlr5sapam4vygdm9q 1<br/>[mysterious circle of robed figures] <br/>JK Rowling: hello children <br/>Rowling: tonight i want to talk about the ssscourge of ssslightly taller than average department sstore clerksss <br/>Rowling: when will we be free of thiss long national nightmare? <br/>Kathleen Stock: a just question, my liege! 2025-09-03T17:43:52Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsrv9eawhk6ge98dh27242apmj4hm50g4q64lpeaw2dcnsv7az5dkczyq3xkwq9f3rmdra2ede4cnzj77ye5e3eu8nz4gmd5cqlr5sapam4vj7vr9z 1<br/>Tabitha King: did listening to lou bega’s mambo no 5 incessantly on loop for hours help inspire you to write?<br/>Stephen King: it did!<br/>Stephen King: but why wound readers’ brain with words?!<br/>Stephen King: when I can set their souls on fire with a slanderous mambo?!? 2025-09-02T18:25:56Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsqsrmcpzqcewtq65yqnx9dwua8jx4gh4t3m3nygr0w5jwtdekn3tqzyq3xkwq9f3rmdra2ede4cnzj77ye5e3eu8nz4gmd5cqlr5sapam4vmfthv6 1<br/>Stephen King: alright, time to get to work <br/>King: gotta get some writing done <br/>King: and that means <br/>King: i gotta put on <br/>King: SOME TUNES <br/>[King rolls a fedora down his arm &amp; pops it on his head in one fluid motion] <br/>King: [flailing wildly] A LITTLE BIT OF RITA&#39;S ALL I NEED 2025-09-01T18:06:09Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs8c0m7dhpkr60zkx2u33js0myhy44g6tj8uphw22j06vm7tvfkgrszyq3xkwq9f3rmdra2ede4cnzj77ye5e3eu8nz4gmd5cqlr5sapam4v7uj4gu 1<br/>Bitter Karella: well well well <br/>Karella: guess who&#39;s got her debut horror book coming out next week <br/>King: <br/>Poe: <br/>Lovecraft: <br/>Barker: <br/>Koontz: <br/>Karella: c&#39;mon guess <br/>King: <br/>Poe: <br/>Lovecraft: <br/>Barker: <br/>Koontz: <br/>Karella: it shouldn&#39;t be this hard 2025-08-27T17:07:22Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsqqu5k4s7mmvhpl292qalqt2gagsyg7z7hfv2ltacga3n83f53v0gzyq3xkwq9f3rmdra2ede4cnzj77ye5e3eu8nz4gmd5cqlr5sapam4v77gqk0 1<br/>Edgar Allan Poe: ok guys so kind of a thing tonight <br/>Poe: GRR Martin is coming over to talk <br/>Poe: and i need you all to NOT ask him about finishing game of thrones <br/>Poe: i&#39;m looking at you clive <br/>Barker: yeah i&#39;m just gonna ask him <br/>Poe: don&#39;t deny it clive, i know you&#39;re thinking- <br/>Poe: oh 2025-08-25T17:13:14Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs0jwwu49kzjfpkruef2yu77xn25l4r3xaf5wq8zf2sn0zgt5arqqczyq3xkwq9f3rmdra2ede4cnzj77ye5e3eu8nz4gmd5cqlr5sapam4vdzpe37 1<br/>[at space coven]<br/>Hugo Gernsback: I&#39;ve had enough of this!<br/>Gernsback: for too long, my precious hugos have been besmirched by scandal and controversy!<br/>Gernsback: but no more!<br/>Gernsback: i&#39;m taking charge now 2025-08-24T16:38:12Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsz6tdv6azcqazz33vccrwx5mvcwdeszc78uztks9y8tya9c58rsyszyq3xkwq9f3rmdra2ede4cnzj77ye5e3eu8nz4gmd5cqlr5sapam4vqqvcth 1<br/>David Barnett: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of withered hill<br/>Barnett: its about this woman who gets trapped in this weirdly horny british village<br/>Barnett: for being too big a slut<br/>Mary Shelley: lol no such thing 2025-08-17T17:51:39Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsplq0uqx6fzmyq5tfnd92g7e5fuaur079p7uk9xm3r74cc8mrha6czyq3xkwq9f3rmdra2ede4cnzj77ye5e3eu8nz4gmd5cqlr5sapam4vgt0l5r In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsgehl0h6kddcph9c39nsxrnm46eazgag8altjh3hwwr0ga92f0zdq0l66pm'>nevent1q…66pm</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>10<br/>Shelley: and it smelled just like cleaning fluid and made me wanna like WAX THE FLOOR. So like can someone tell me like, is this concert for real, or it it just another rip off? <br/>Barker: I dunno about this, mary, nobody seems to be buying these &#34;I survived the rock bottom remainders&#34; T-shirts 2025-08-04T20:45:57Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsgehl0h6kddcph9c39nsxrnm46eazgag8altjh3hwwr0ga92f0zdqzyq3xkwq9f3rmdra2ede4cnzj77ye5e3eu8nz4gmd5cqlr5sapam4vn99rmn In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsd8fkeg5kj0lun73n3m8a4eatwrd9khda9mp9nsp5fee8zslmzvscuk2zpf'>nevent1q…2zpf</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>9<br/>Reporter: Stephen King&#39;s promise to rewrite rock history was prematurely and tragically interrupted last night when Ronald Malfi beat him in summoning a rock and roll demon. Survivors described the destruction as &#34;evil,&#34; &#34;spooky,&#34; and &#34;wow, bad karma, man.&#34; 2025-08-04T20:45:49Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsd8fkeg5kj0lun73n3m8a4eatwrd9khda9mp9nsp5fee8zslmzvsczyq3xkwq9f3rmdra2ede4cnzj77ye5e3eu8nz4gmd5cqlr5sapam4vn5nykw In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsyckeuqvh74xd8ke20zjl9pcfrvtq6r32cmz8yh78ske8nalk9tugv08uwk'>nevent1q…8uwk</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>8<br/>Ronald Malfi: well well well if it isn&#39;t stephen STINK and the rock bottom REJECTS <br/>King: [narrowing eyes] malfi <br/>Malfi: you might as well give up right now <br/>Malfi: we&#39;re gonna summon a rock and roll demon LIVE <br/>King: what?! no! that was MY bit! <br/>Malfi: [throwing devil horns] ROCK AVENGERS RULE!!!! 2025-08-04T20:45:38Z