2026-04-13T00:45:41Z https://yabu.me Jack Daniel (often offline) https://yabu.me/npub1ye5x50jmhg07m4l30qylf7l5fu8fq36xfxeqecl4a6q008cgr4kqn5wecn https://files.mastodon.social/accounts/avatars/000/034/825/original/f6fedc99a0aef5a8.png https://files.mastodon.social/accounts/avatars/000/034/825/original/f6fedc99a0aef5a8.png https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsyckremxmhrzr5rgpcw4jk46hkgru9ulexdhlj057sxpkpgrddq9gzyqnxs637twaplmwh79uqna8m738sayz8geymyr8r7hhgpaulpqwkcz23zvy Uncle Jack is becoming cranky. 2025-10-10T12:55:50Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsf5045tzr7862wkwsl467unjrd2qyg2mzs76dxkgjn3ujgx7avuqszyqnxs637twaplmwh79uqna8m738sayz8geymyr8r7hhgpaulpqwkcyfr9mp The great thing about solo drives, especially in the dark, is that you get to be alone with your thoughts.<br/>The terrifying thing about solo drives, especially in the dark, is that you get to be alone with your thoughts. 2025-10-05T11:30:03Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs9f6xcu82cf8nppl2fps3ru2ue0fynpz8x6a2pfln0q6t0ckfy0mczyqnxs637twaplmwh79uqna8m738sayz8geymyr8r7hhgpaulpqwkcte96y4 local ISP is offering a exterior Wi-Fi access point bundle, so I asked them for the specs. They said it’ll reach 100 feet. I asked them Wi-Fi five or six. No response. Remember when ISPs had smart, technical people on the front lines? I vaguely remember something like that from long, long ago. 2025-08-27T13:28:51Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs9ngxlvkkem2s8llq6uf8vfks2yc7g3lmafyd2awctzcd8hrv0d9qzyqnxs637twaplmwh79uqna8m738sayz8geymyr8r7hhgpaulpqwkc363kh2 Just told my ISP &#34;May the backhoe of despair forever hunt your underground fiber&#34; 2025-07-25T17:33:04Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsrtcam6gq4aqyxdzr47szlar98mwk97l6m8mlk9hx3qsq90gyvefqzyqnxs637twaplmwh79uqna8m738sayz8geymyr8r7hhgpaulpqwkcv9jlp3 Made another banjo. Rather big. Eight feet overall. (That&#39;s about 2.4 meters in them foreign numbers).<br/>Art piece only, not a player.<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/114/745/636/561/847/283/original/e3bad696fab9ff14.png"> <br/> 2025-06-25T19:28:35Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsd6rhgzx849n9s2psjnp5f5case8ehlmz24tjkkgurj9w6kglzt5qzyqnxs637twaplmwh79uqna8m738sayz8geymyr8r7hhgpaulpqwkcnwrkds &#34;The police are not here to create disorder, they&#39;re here to preserve disorder.&#34;<br/><br/>Richard J. Daley 2025-06-12T12:34:32Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqstccsk3w4282x8k0cjnpelg5n52scnd0349tkjg7j342g3zmg5yygzyqnxs637twaplmwh79uqna8m738sayz8geymyr8r7hhgpaulpqwkcqpxzna &#34;It&#39;s not that hard, you just have to do it&#34;<br/>Ah, OK, so it is very hard. 2025-06-03T11:58:11Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsquqwsjp87feeau8qwtczqnt0jvxdgj8dldc30vjvxu78knyhdr0gzyqnxs637twaplmwh79uqna8m738sayz8geymyr8r7hhgpaulpqwkcmxetel I did a thing last week. Went up to southwest North Carolina, in southern Appalachia, and did a banjo building workshop. It looks fantastic and sounds even better. Made with local Appalachian hardwoods, maple and walnut.<br/>Check out <a href="https://www.mulheronbanjos.com/">https://www.mulheronbanjos.com/</a> for info and to the three stunning work Lindsey does.<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/114/421/157/963/974/210/original/af94305335c3bfa1.png"> <br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/114/421/166/570/474/155/original/81fa75ae1e7b1d40.png"> <br/> 2025-04-29T12:08:23Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsf0glnen3xqyuk8hrg0c5v73jsdx0l75377ds05l9ccvxmgqkflzczyqnxs637twaplmwh79uqna8m738sayz8geymyr8r7hhgpaulpqwkczxgzmk as someone who regularly drives vehicles with such advanced features as turn signals you have to turn off yourself, and manual chokes, whenever I drive a new car I flip back-and-forth between that’s awesome, that’s stupid, I could get used to that, I could never get used to that. 2025-04-03T17:31:57Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsf2xz73al5qwruzed8fqa5c0nagsg3ul25jpz0vu4c7s2lc6xf90czyqnxs637twaplmwh79uqna8m738sayz8geymyr8r7hhgpaulpqwkc7p5skq I&#39;m such a toddler. It&#39;s raining, waaah, everything is wet, I can&#39;t be outside, waaaah, everything sucks.<br/>I guess I&#39;ll just do laundry and mope, but not in that order. 2025-03-31T15:39:42Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs9xgzyqqnlxmsjcufm3auymhzsd7d2fcn3sn85dl6h5ln3g0n74vszyqnxs637twaplmwh79uqna8m738sayz8geymyr8r7hhgpaulpqwkcjf3kfm Holy shit, I didn&#39;t think my opinion of CBP could get any lower, but here we are.<br/>Not national news, not even local news, but just another drunken fascist flashing a badge, being 86ed from a local joint, refusing to leave, and meeting local LE. 2025-03-25T00:22:39Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsta28hgwsx2a8d04jd5jufdtwl52epajnsdrufvpy47nexanpsvkqzyqnxs637twaplmwh79uqna8m738sayz8geymyr8r7hhgpaulpqwkc083ehh Remember those kiosks in malls where folks would write names on grains of rice and stuff? <br/>Where are those people now?<br/>Writing instruction manuals, that&#39;s where. 2025-02-25T14:21:30Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqszfykd355rmhcm8uvdx4223f22xw5j35sxqwfp9khuzklfrgzmx8gzyqnxs637twaplmwh79uqna8m738sayz8geymyr8r7hhgpaulpqwkc9uq2ur Oh hell, this escape room looks impossible.<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/113/963/701/150/808/689/original/570bb1e65df8298f.png"> <br/> 2025-02-07T17:09:47Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsrvr94gsju8csm5htse9duw89uet0jfvztq3jjl9a9v5zq2r2xdcqzyqnxs637twaplmwh79uqna8m738sayz8geymyr8r7hhgpaulpqwkct7jjuu Tonight&#39;s inspirational quote:<br/>&#34;What the fuck, we&#39;re old.&#34;<br/>(In reference to dessert) 2024-12-12T00:52:37Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsr55twp5uejlrhjlys885cehl23kv5z0dqtvmac604uxjs9f7w87czyqnxs637twaplmwh79uqna8m738sayz8geymyr8r7hhgpaulpqwkcrtj7xu Kid dressed as Don Johnson in Miami Vice? Check.<br/>Kid with great mask, which completely blinded them? Check. <br/>Absolutely adorable little witch? Check.<br/><br/>Kid too old to be trick or treating? Not here, life looms, take extra candy and brace yourself for what&#39;s ahead. 2024-10-31T23:21:09Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsxj2ayzss4sl9gk43xejlkfds6vrz06v2s6vvl2m2ky8qcez56dvqzyqnxs637twaplmwh79uqna8m738sayz8geymyr8r7hhgpaulpqwkc28kfy6 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsyugx85gprll6k9yysgz8xduw3djtmlhkzk0vqyyzg6xatmwwzt2q82pd8e'>nevent1q…pd8e</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>We loved East Berlin. There was a real generational difference when we went to the few wall remains. Generally, the older the visitor, the more somber their reaction. 2024-10-29T12:33:27Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsq7j2l8x4zm75na3z0h892a882p0pxhz7xdpv5k06v9t70clx8dkqzyqnxs637twaplmwh79uqna8m738sayz8geymyr8r7hhgpaulpqwkcy4k0lf Maybe conspiracy theory, maybe reality, maybe both: <br/>TFG is running to avoid spending his last years in prison, the R machine is running TFG as a Trojan horse to install JDV, the 2O25 puppet. I believe the R machine might even go all 25th if he wins and lasts too long in his decayed state.<br/>Or, maybe I need another G&amp;T. <br/>Or all of the above. 2024-10-20T23:49:02Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqswxs23mdrwf52gred5m3g586nx06g3emzjpxdlmjeu2jluew3pqaszyqnxs637twaplmwh79uqna8m738sayz8geymyr8r7hhgpaulpqwkcsdtq22 of all the so-called wars that this country has launched on social and political problems, things like the war on drugs, crime, poverty, the only one that we have absolutely won is the war on education. 2024-10-16T14:30:46Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsf0gffgz2tnqdj2f0et56yhg6g502ckjesk4pxsv0ydu299fm9ytczyqnxs637twaplmwh79uqna8m738sayz8geymyr8r7hhgpaulpqwkc9lrn0m In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsg0j4cv3d44hy5wsxjpvharzvqpuh9l5jllshr4j4axkrzgxnwn7sqcgnsv'>nevent1q…gnsv</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>(X) Other: I use custom full laptop skins which cover everything. 2024-10-05T15:26:30Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsxpmu3eq48ret6qd6my2jh7dk3saadk32j85lyyskdscezdk9egggzyqnxs637twaplmwh79uqna8m738sayz8geymyr8r7hhgpaulpqwkc5spcpu While I&#39;m at it<br/>&#34;Ground Control to Dementia Don<br/>Your circuit&#39;s dead, there&#39;s something wrong<br/>Can you hear me, Dementia Don?<br/>Can you hear me, Dementia Don?<br/>Can you hear me, Dementia Don?&#34; 2024-09-12T23:47:03Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsfva5n2wfx0pxv0x75mz0jnl0pf4yha3dralzmsz02qlthx7th7aqzyqnxs637twaplmwh79uqna8m738sayz8geymyr8r7hhgpaulpqwkcep43c8 It&#39;s just not fair, I mean she stooped to using complete, coherent, and grammatically correct sentences. 2024-09-11T12:30:45Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsfnlvdted3n8737g2k792vhz0lpv03wllmh64ff06myvafm7utfvgzyqnxs637twaplmwh79uqna8m738sayz8geymyr8r7hhgpaulpqwkcmq45fl Inside you there are two wolves. They&#39;ve both been trying to reach you about your car&#39;s extended warranty. 2024-08-20T22:19:34Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqszawkra7lkqtv79say84gcylv9stp7vj60m23d97l23ytpa09wj9czyqnxs637twaplmwh79uqna8m738sayz8geymyr8r7hhgpaulpqwkcxxr43k In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqswtvrlp3qqgdh33swdhugtu8v5yx0pwpjelknwrn2fpfrufunzdlqsela9e'>nevent1q…la9e</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I always think of this gem when DNC &#39;68 comes up.<br/><br/>&#34;The police are not here to create disorder, they&#39;re here to preserve disorder.&#34;<br/><br/>Richard J. Daley 2024-08-20T01:28:47Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsrjxs742gkxtapq3w7l83nlmkqnju9ygr494grct0svz79ndsz2gqzyqnxs637twaplmwh79uqna8m738sayz8geymyr8r7hhgpaulpqwkctwwf2v I get to use &#34;bless your heart&#34; in the proper context in a business email today.<br/>Life really doesn&#39;t get much better than that. 2024-07-31T12:59:18Z