2026-07-20T10:47:47Z https://yabu.me qdot https://yabu.me/npub1y22e0zcvg5g68gn8wq79phxfkrv3xautctse6ra3gtahfgctqtlq97xj2n https://cdn.masto.host/buttplugengineer/accounts/avatars/110/376/500/076/540/204/original/7b9ce5da15e3b97d.png https://cdn.masto.host/buttplugengineer/accounts/avatars/110/376/500/076/540/204/original/7b9ce5da15e3b97d.png https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs86pysf40r2ftejkzxv03502n4e28ynewtwfxpaevuyqmcy5ra7xszyq3ft9utp3z3rgazvacrc5xuexcdjymh30pwr8g0k9p0ka9rpvp0u25fypk In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs2ttt9s6u26wsrwyq5elc0wrc2ftu4sfmaqh90ccd5tcj8p7dq93cvxaggm'>nevent1q…aggm</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Prepare to experience to fruits of a *lot* of coke. 2026-04-30T19:46:16Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsxz8nsygktu70pp68pkyeppp4kvf205auvn8fwkdmcyf8l235stjqzyq3ft9utp3z3rgazvacrc5xuexcdjymh30pwr8g0k9p0ka9rpvp0uxa38du Just told a dev acting coked up due to LLM coding that “you just built the code equivalent of cop rock”<br/><br/>Unfortunately we are far enough from the 90s that they did not understand how perfect my metaphor was 2026-04-30T19:07:20Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsrkn3qyxhs0kvvuf2sxl72kfyewwvngwhjn9yzgvuc7h44sm850vgzyq3ft9utp3z3rgazvacrc5xuexcdjymh30pwr8g0k9p0ka9rpvp0u3l5fx8 inspired by CLAUDE.md, I’ve started putting markdown files named after coworkers into work code repos so I can remind them to stop doing shit to the codebase that annoys me<br/><br/>for some reason they’re all mad at me now, which means ill be adding commands to JEREMY.md for an attitude adjustment 2026-02-04T17:34:46Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqswrqns046u0l6nayvd9qmd97qpkwuz3atkegs89rcns6jrpzlgyvczyq3ft9utp3z3rgazvacrc5xuexcdjymh30pwr8g0k9p0ka9rpvp0u2af6hy In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsdeedyqgfn6lxq4np8pycall7u40hwvapzukpkmxftvjg93djhtvqahfk5c'>nevent1q…fk5c</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Men will randomly generate large codebases instead of going to therapy 2025-07-20T20:04:33Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsdeedyqgfn6lxq4np8pycall7u40hwvapzukpkmxftvjg93djhtvqzyq3ft9utp3z3rgazvacrc5xuexcdjymh30pwr8g0k9p0ka9rpvp0upfw676 My favorite part of the replit llm db deletion story is when the dev made the llm write an apology letter to the team after it did something he didn’t want it to do. <br/><br/>That letter cost him tokens and therefore money to generate. Just so he could have an emotional win on something without emotion.<br/><br/><a href="https://twitter.com/jasonlk/status/1946069562723897802">https://twitter.com/jasonlk/status/1946069562723897802</a> 2025-07-20T20:03:48Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsvk0zj7muzqys2mqxtzzwanhznr2kxqkvnzf828a6gg3glw7mv45czyq3ft9utp3z3rgazvacrc5xuexcdjymh30pwr8g0k9p0ka9rpvp0un3t204 thanks, usbguard documentation, this is exactly what i was looking for in the way of job security<br/> <img src="https://cdn.masto.host/buttplugengineer/media_attachments/files/114/400/256/955/494/268/original/f0cc27adc4bc9c51.jpg"> <br/> 2025-04-25T19:30:15Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs96jgpl4ays74ey034676twnqp76pgy55a0g5pkk7actrvu3vz5mqzyq3ft9utp3z3rgazvacrc5xuexcdjymh30pwr8g0k9p0ka9rpvp0u6mh4cx love too write free open source software<br/><br/>(this is a reply to me asking for changes in a pr to my bluetooth library)<br/> <img src="https://cdn.masto.host/buttplugengineer/media_attachments/files/113/699/386/569/314/128/original/9e7c0c19f7edd6a6.jpeg"> <br/> 2024-12-23T00:49:21Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs04henlrwujmd0ksszfrvc0qyshl2tyl0uydwk7rcggevn0f2xhkgzyq3ft9utp3z3rgazvacrc5xuexcdjymh30pwr8g0k9p0ka9rpvp0utxtp7v in my day we didn&#39;t need ChatGPT<br/><br/>we had the Usenet Oracle<br/><br/><a href="https://internetoracle.org/">https://internetoracle.org/</a> 2024-10-19T21:59:35Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs2mmp99nfmnefq55wzyw56xhaa6c7vtp5hy6cxcktu3n0qj09c7eczyq3ft9utp3z3rgazvacrc5xuexcdjymh30pwr8g0k9p0ka9rpvp0u28grln the airport is telling you to go have a goodbye fuck in the car<br/> <img src="https://cdn.masto.host/buttplugengineer/media_attachments/files/113/335/289/938/611/390/original/f998d605c6939f11.jpeg"> <br/> 2024-10-19T17:34:47Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs9cr50h2ymxc9ydkxjvkn9tpg5ldtcxl9hkrnt2wa8wsd23mjml4qzyq3ft9utp3z3rgazvacrc5xuexcdjymh30pwr8g0k9p0ka9rpvp0utqalfq Welp, looks like I&#39;m on the job market again.<br/><br/>If anyone&#39;s looking for a staff/principal dev with skills in <br/><br/>- Rust<br/>- Typescript<br/>- C#<br/>- Python<br/>- Hardware/Firmware <br/>- RevEng<br/>- Bluetooth<br/><br/>or one of the many other technical topics you may have seen me shitpost about on here, please let me know! 2024-10-07T22:39:23Z