2026-05-09T22:23:56Z https://yabu.me Hotter, even more cross Bunny https://yabu.me/npub1xgwez2fl7z967k609he2amdn9flrpcaacwmt764gjnedtnfv35lswtzsva https://media.beige.party/accounts/avatars/111/012/981/494/703/698/original/f526a689a798b101.png https://media.beige.party/accounts/avatars/111/012/981/494/703/698/original/f526a689a798b101.png https://yabu.me/nevent1qqspuj3w04vqf25lhu9aq9n5fkd6xym36lax694tyt9hh0hwc7h764gzyqepmyff8lcght6mfukl9thdkv48uv8rhhpmd0m24z2094wd9jxn7vcy9xz Place burrito on plate <br/>Cover burrito with paper towel<br/>Microwave for one and one half minutes<br/>Let sit for one minute <br/>Attempt to peel paper towel off<br/>Attempt to peel burrito off plate<br/>Just eat burrito with plate and paper towel 2026-04-16T13:19:34Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqswmg54kh937k7dnxgvzk00jae5y5zmqacfft6qnswujj0tpc28kjszyqepmyff8lcght6mfukl9thdkv48uv8rhhpmd0m24z2094wd9jxn720nz09 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqszurx2amz6d067l9tzxymjwsjg9caw04a5t84hupl8xe8m6nlhypc9z69v5'>nevent1q…69v5</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Painting gets me that way every time. It&#39;s them muscles you never use in that specific way. Pretty sure it&#39;s what kills us all in the end. 2026-04-11T18:53:58Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsp2jhs765x3lut6s56g8lg6fscvsahyk6g3gpj8hpmc60lyugakfszyqepmyff8lcght6mfukl9thdkv48uv8rhhpmd0m24z2094wd9jxn7yxwlwp Oldest boy just messaged to wish me happy birthday. And to tell me he had a patient today that has been taking horse wormer because a lady at Tractor Supply told him to, so there&#39;s somebody even dumber than me. <br/><br/>It&#39;s not my birthday, but man, the sentiment that I&#39;m smart enough to not take equine dewormer is sure still nice. 2026-04-08T22:44:30Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs9elajwq3ge2z0p4qd7s48pcv2yy06cu5j4xnrw80e3lk7h6a9kvszyqepmyff8lcght6mfukl9thdkv48uv8rhhpmd0m24z2094wd9jxn7um4xkm In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs9hslj9n0t5hdtum6wmshtgwkcg8jrsqw5aax8kf3a5zqsdclr3wqwacr74'>nevent1q…cr74</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Noooo! These are the best! 2026-04-07T22:56:41Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs2x4qlthsuytacnr9lumzradsv2rnnz0uxppwl8uy02hdjzrhlmdqzyqepmyff8lcght6mfukl9thdkv48uv8rhhpmd0m24z2094wd9jxn7lvax6u Has anyone ever created a natural type pond in their yard? Like, not something for fish or fancy plants, just something that naturalizes? I ask because I live about 1/8 of a mile from a wetland and the mosquitos here are horrible. I put up a bat house a few years ago (think I have occupancy now) I started using dunk buckets last year (to kill the larvae) and they worked tremendously. We have a large population of toads and frogs, including large bullfrogs. I leave various water containers out (treated for mosquito) for the deer, crows, songbirds and turkey. It&#39;s very difficult to keep up on the water as it is. I need a BETTER, and I&#39;m hoping, more natural way to keep the water supply up. I saw that it is possible to create very small ponds that naturalize quite readily. The frogs move in and eat the mosquito larvae. If anyone has any experience creating or maintaining any pond I&#39;d like to hear tips. For added context: I have a deep utility sink I&#39;m planning to start with. Add a liner and rocks. May expand to a stock tank once I get the hang of it. 2026-04-03T23:00:45Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsw8a92st90wff4dvvlrtpvu5j8c4eczzew67hxdpwcgs5fh2t4flczyqepmyff8lcght6mfukl9thdkv48uv8rhhpmd0m24z2094wd9jxn7jtrj7l In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsv5f66hmftqfnd40adqcmgdwn4ygta6xqev5ktgf7p87yzfjlk46sp2cqlc'>nevent1q…cqlc</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>You live a great life. I want a take pictures with my dog in the park life. 2026-02-26T23:13:33Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsqf2mccg32kf46g7u2ngnmx0g759lrzudtm94zczcehx8zyxum98czyqepmyff8lcght6mfukl9thdkv48uv8rhhpmd0m24z2094wd9jxn76u5t74 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsptnjlnrm3q3x5jd0jrr9zh3twleg6te5595vzj27lzy6wnw0p32qk8t5ze'>nevent1q…t5ze</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I don&#39;t know what this means, but I&#39;m in. I&#39;ll be there. Will I need riding boots? 2026-02-26T22:55:24Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsr0wu7fd3n9tnsf9sa5cwmudlxmern03yj5csdlw9jq3gx64nuykczyqepmyff8lcght6mfukl9thdkv48uv8rhhpmd0m24z2094wd9jxn7kfelc9 MRI thoughts: <br/><br/>What if they find Jimmy Hoffa in there? 2026-02-23T12:44:25Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsfensjex90kd2j5569g9qhentfy0w9acfwxda5vq7a2f644kun4vqzyqepmyff8lcght6mfukl9thdkv48uv8rhhpmd0m24z2094wd9jxn7hgauum In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsyly3jvrzl0wcfvz82hyaks2dfnkqe9sy0ms0wwrlgnls0zmucrsgukl9s5'>nevent1q…l9s5</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I&#39;ve been asking why we can&#39;t have this since I was TEN. 2026-02-19T18:47:35Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqstvj0f40pey2yvrcfuq55rqm4tw835tdkdw4uuzrxuwr6n7u4jweczyqepmyff8lcght6mfukl9thdkv48uv8rhhpmd0m24z2094wd9jxn76a76jg In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsws93zjnx5sj9kzq48z8flfgqtc5cntpu4uqsepxucxarzw4c4vzchptjmp'>nevent1q…tjmp</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I says to The Youngest Daughter, I says: Hey, you wanna have a garage sale? I says. She says: Sure! Then texts the next day, CAN I HAVE A BOX FOR THE BABY CLOTHES IM KEEPING? THE CLOTHES I&#39;M KEEPING FOR THE NEXT BABY. <br/><br/>Annnnd...lol. no. I don&#39;t.<br/><br/>No.<br/>Boxes.<br/>Here.<br/><br/>Sorry, guess that means you&#39;re one and done. Orrrr, are you hoping this one will provide the free childcare for the next one? 2026-02-17T19:03:51Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqst6k2jcdfhrjnzsrd2y6lnqg32qk8y4u4h7770p5v7xt9vjptvd2qzyqepmyff8lcght6mfukl9thdkv48uv8rhhpmd0m24z2094wd9jxn7ejtxcq In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqstxs9qr2yqutxqh0prt923zpajdt25k4ddfl688nj689wrq4juzvgvz4ng0'>nevent1q…4ng0</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>JUST RECEIVED A NEW SHIPMENT OF BABY CLOTHES. ONLY THEY AREN&#39;T BABY SIZED. THEY&#39;RE NOT EVEN TODDLER SIZED. 2026-02-17T18:28:44Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqstxs9qr2yqutxqh0prt923zpajdt25k4ddfl688nj689wrq4juzvgzyqepmyff8lcght6mfukl9thdkv48uv8rhhpmd0m24z2094wd9jxn7xyccsz JUST TOOK GOLD IN BUYING TOO MANY BABY CLOTHES. 2026-02-16T23:41:40Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqswg4peh62s53t7jka6g5aleuqxdg8r5tuc3q4mxd0q37vvjtpx3yqzyqepmyff8lcght6mfukl9thdkv48uv8rhhpmd0m24z2094wd9jxn76eyyaz In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs8avfccfl0xg0g48aq2vr5349slaa3wflt75dsjlk30xkaa5u04wgmgs8lc'>nevent1q…s8lc</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Beautiful crust ❤️ 2026-02-12T21:38:37Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsym2uqqk73h9kj4l2e32qd2aymhkz0lg3hthwk4sj5k0tqhsq9xtszyqepmyff8lcght6mfukl9thdkv48uv8rhhpmd0m24z2094wd9jxn7zcpjj5 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs2wktn9c4cyt2sg2kkqmvw6xe7mdnzw5evhspjqxdkmdffl56r46gtq9r83'>nevent1q…9r83</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>My love is usually full of knots. 2026-02-09T01:48:09Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsv7q38la69dljfxvtwmcqsp6mwk0vxpckj2d3jm9rvcvmk3v9mukszyqepmyff8lcght6mfukl9thdkv48uv8rhhpmd0m24z2094wd9jxn7vvxx46 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqspwjz5emyjxqg8ez2q2x7dzepv0jl64pj8hs46huc8swy6fy2jseqetyxyd'>nevent1q…yxyd</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>HOW is every stitch so perfect? I want to know your secret! Unless it&#39;s patience or skill. 2026-02-09T01:24:08Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsvwvlfnfqtnz8hu2xhcdtwxs7p9uf5vh4p4k3jhrtf3x8djfej6rqzyqepmyff8lcght6mfukl9thdkv48uv8rhhpmd0m24z2094wd9jxn783l9lj In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqjgywxfuv7y9mpxumqchpkvcvtux8r6f3vkz2q6zspnayaftn3dgp2nrq4'>nevent1q…nrq4</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>IT&#39;S THE EYES! RIGHT TO MY SOUL! 2026-01-31T16:34:42Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs0uly2f3l74lc8kmp25pzpdvrtgnhaa6qzjkw2aezwmg6yq9zaa7szyqepmyff8lcght6mfukl9thdkv48uv8rhhpmd0m24z2094wd9jxn7jxu3mj In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsw3mu60udua4axe3j7q0rt6706z5k2e95eam2zdcjk5rxws7hh2hqmfxpx7'>nevent1q…xpx7</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Oh no. <br/>I found a new favorite dog 🥹 2026-01-31T16:27:04Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs0f6uvwpnh3kvmpfzj6yc7vsy8zht6065l285axvg5dk2gespdc5qzyqepmyff8lcght6mfukl9thdkv48uv8rhhpmd0m24z2094wd9jxn75rakln In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsgr7aavhrfuk6sel0ad3dy888umqzvd7mggqcq6zrnp6x5upl4t9csj8q3t'>nevent1q…8q3t</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Y&#39;all. All your vulva, and the vulva of those around you, need to be cleansed is water. And to keep dirty fingers and penises away from them. If you got you a somebody too stupid to wash their hands and/or penis, keep &#39;em away from your vulva. 2026-01-19T16:50:50Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsgr7aavhrfuk6sel0ad3dy888umqzvd7mggqcq6zrnp6x5upl4t9czyqepmyff8lcght6mfukl9thdkv48uv8rhhpmd0m24z2094wd9jxn77xshfr I just saw, on The Internet, and this is NO joke, a NO RINSE VULVA CLEANSER. YES. I SAID VULVA. 2026-01-19T16:45:09Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsqzem3fmtkgvtuzn40ara020cswguf89x5nza8dl4ufzktxmf9ytqzyqepmyff8lcght6mfukl9thdkv48uv8rhhpmd0m24z2094wd9jxn7n3mrqr In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs04t2rww9kxg7xtu50mu4ht2n74nf8x2v5rm99tl209xygg8va9pqvxv2pv'>nevent1q…v2pv</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Sumner is SUCH a beautiful dog, and a beautiful soul (which I can see when people who love her take photos) and I SO enjoy you sharing her! 2025-12-31T21:54:40Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsyngrfm5v2lw3wcdd85rgjctk40l3zctqy66adxccy3ys653l6ghgzyqepmyff8lcght6mfukl9thdkv48uv8rhhpmd0m24z2094wd9jxn7m0gfly Gonna write a song about menopause symptoms/all the weird shit that has physically and medically been going on with me since menopause. Will it be a country song? Blues? Murder ballad? Anywho, here&#39;s a thread: 2025-12-27T19:50:54Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsx0p4etnc37fqezqre4v86ej0htckrw6huy4qwz4f3pn7vqj3uhdqzyqepmyff8lcght6mfukl9thdkv48uv8rhhpmd0m24z2094wd9jxn7zejq68 I&#39;m decking some goddamn halls over here. That&#39;s for sure! Put on a hard hat! Mind the festive caution tape! Decking underway! 2025-12-22T02:06:02Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqspvfay3u2d7afynz8njxsmmlwr2g95su5e779wqmklayhrqcyzv4szyqepmyff8lcght6mfukl9thdkv48uv8rhhpmd0m24z2094wd9jxn7nsmd3f ANOTHER day? Jesus fuck, these things just keep coming. 2025-11-25T16:07:11Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs823nn8xf8demettz922hu3vrwezn97znl07aa2gk6aupqjdfxyzgzyqepmyff8lcght6mfukl9thdkv48uv8rhhpmd0m24z2094wd9jxn77qjv2n PEOPLE OF THE INTERNET <br/><br/>TELL ME HOW YOU LIKE YOUR COCOA. <br/><br/>Keep it clean. <br/>Unless you like it dirty. 2025-11-18T05:07:15Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs8alnxk3uuht7zc54lma3wd33t6ac8auakcnhpqzjt2azw77sumsczyqepmyff8lcght6mfukl9thdkv48uv8rhhpmd0m24z2094wd9jxn7vuhlyc In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqspw35pxwhscjqqxx33ll4uvh6ntnh3l6dzw3th98jzgyk8ktemwhqtrn9ar'>nevent1q…n9ar</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I&#39;m hoping for suddenly being a lesbian magnet. I&#39;m cool with it. I&#39;m game. Let&#39;s go. I&#39;ve had zero luck with men. I&#39;ve got a Subaru. 2025-11-18T05:04:36Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqspw35pxwhscjqqxx33ll4uvh6ntnh3l6dzw3th98jzgyk8ktemwhqzyqepmyff8lcght6mfukl9thdkv48uv8rhhpmd0m24z2094wd9jxn7g6ddcs Once upon a time I would have men that followed me around and liked EVERYTHING I said. Posts. Replies to other posts. Now it&#39;s women 👀. Is it the menopause or SOMETHING ELSE? 2025-11-18T05:02:41Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs0a3063anaj0ynu8flr9pxc39m3z8j0vwwtssg55f64xc8eavhuyqzyqepmyff8lcght6mfukl9thdkv48uv8rhhpmd0m24z2094wd9jxn7xzrc6n There should be sandwich therapists. You tell them what&#39;s wrong and they make you a sandwich that fixes it. 2025-11-13T04:46:27Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqspsnhckvq3n9zxmnq86ucfvna4l2zq5ksczs3mm5x8n0zu6n7t45szyqepmyff8lcght6mfukl9thdkv48uv8rhhpmd0m24z2094wd9jxn7mfl8pq In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsdyv3n76w49c9zkzzskjn556lyueef3k258u2f0mpfkxnurw8prmg52d8np'>nevent1q…d8np</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>We may have been more rural than average. I remember actually standing at the end of the driveway waiting for the (afternoon, it came twice!) mail, because my grandmother would want to hear what was up and if you were waiting for a parcel, you LITERALLY waited. 2025-10-29T03:53:34Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsthld5g9540mxqf2frcxml4n22z9zywsgld6v2wlvwzkd7cjuus9czyqepmyff8lcght6mfukl9thdkv48uv8rhhpmd0m24z2094wd9jxn7kwqwnn In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsg7la7ja0stfvu5spaqvmf7mf377nx4r7tkpysa5sqeaufyjx5ykgake7nk'>nevent1q…e7nk</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>If we&#39;re being totally real here, we didn&#39;t even have our own phone line until some time after I started school. We shared it with the other house on our road and NEVER listened in when it wasn&#39;t our ring. Ever. Not even once. Even though there were only two television channels. 2025-10-29T03:43:17Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqspc8pt6z7950rs3v0tlhctqw0p4qa8qszggp9qd8uqarlcjgpmy8szyqepmyff8lcght6mfukl9thdkv48uv8rhhpmd0m24z2094wd9jxn78wsn8j I was up until 4 a.m. cleaning and doing laundry so I could stay in bed longer this morning. 2024-09-13T15:47:07Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs0va32heqfywtjm2v8yef6897rq5l64mk7ful76vheqxq46pdaw6szyqepmyff8lcght6mfukl9thdkv48uv8rhhpmd0m24z2094wd9jxn7954yt9 (looks at watch)<br/><br/>Welp, time for Nana to hit the hay. <br/><br/>(leans in)<br/><br/>You know there was a time I&#39;d be up all night sexting someone&#39;s husband. 2024-09-03T23:27:24Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs84hskgqkmp2nv8zy5syy2vxrrr6qrdtg4zgk6w74znnj53qrvf6gzyqepmyff8lcght6mfukl9thdkv48uv8rhhpmd0m24z2094wd9jxn75uaavu Animals will undertake massive migrations to find mates but all the dudes I meet are like &#34;naw, it&#39;s cool, just let me see your titties from here&#34;. 2024-08-28T19:08:35Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsdsjmtrd97krlq27qhrkja3hpt96vtwcc4yf369axj70z5ejlaclgzyqepmyff8lcght6mfukl9thdkv48uv8rhhpmd0m24z2094wd9jxn7auzcnf I NEED TO CALM THE FUCK DOWN 2024-08-22T15:07:35Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsdzfce03l4evwhvrmqzdr9zk9lweqynmdq7xmefj5fs5ntraskthszyqepmyff8lcght6mfukl9thdkv48uv8rhhpmd0m24z2094wd9jxn7xvcser In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsxggecaljyprfy8qqd4fcnv4xlph6xq8r48lvahkxlgcv9p9vedfca4rl7e'>nevent1q…rl7e</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Wow. The things you post after liking 42 of my posts don&#39;t make me uncomfortable at all. AT ALL. 2024-08-19T00:11:31Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsxggecaljyprfy8qqd4fcnv4xlph6xq8r48lvahkxlgcv9p9vedfczyqepmyff8lcght6mfukl9thdkv48uv8rhhpmd0m24z2094wd9jxn7f3yara Oh...<br/><br/>Okay. Uhhh, Honey, you should ease up on the likes. You&#39;re into last month now and not spacing them out as much as you may think. 2024-08-19T00:06:11Z